Where in the World is Bob Saget?

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Goofyernmost

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NYwdwfan said:
This is why I am only allowed limited access to powered appliances of any type. Hairdryer, toaster, flat iron, and that's about it. I've burned myself many a time but at least I can't maim myself with any of them (unless I were seriously trying).
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I cannot even begin to tell you how many major burns my X-wife got over the years by reaching in the oven when the broiler was on and hitting it with her forearm. I used to think, being the tender, sympathetic person that I am, "WTH, Pavlov could train dogs to drool when a bell rang... one bad burn didn't trigger a 'let's be careful' response the next time you got near a red hot rod of iron?" Probably why I'm single now due to my highly developed sensitivity. :joyfull:
 
NYwdwfan

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Goofyernmost said:
I cannot even begin to tell you how many major burns my X-wife got over the years by reaching in the oven when the broiler was on and hitting it with her forearm. I used to think, being the tender, sympathetic person that I am, "WTH, Pavlov could train dogs to drool when a bell rang... one bad burn didn't trigger a 'let's be careful' response the next time you got near a red hot rod of iron?" Probably why I'm single now due to my highly developed sensitivity. :joyfull:
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That's me!!! It's the fear of burning whatever is broiling that sparks the "I don't need oven mitts I'll use the wet dishtowel to protect my hand" reaction. It never works out well for me and yet I do it repeatedly.
 
JenniferS

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When you're the leader, you don't have to follow.
You want to know what happens when you get to work an hour and half early?

You get all your paperwork done before you are even officially on the clock ... and then you have time to play with your fellow Sageteers.

Sadly, there aren't that many of us on the playground right now.
 
donaldtoo

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JenniferS said:
I listen to AM talk-radio.
And soon, very soon, Blue Jays baseball!
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Same here. My car is nothin' but AM talk. I hardly ever listen to music on purpose, anymore. Although, back in the day, that was a different story.
DWifey's car is country music, and Youngest DD's truck is mostly pop-ish (I think?) with a little country thrown in here and there.
 
PUSH

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JenniferS said:
You want to know what happens when you get to work an hour and half early?

You get all your paperwork done before you are even officially on the clock ... and then you have time to play with your fellow Sageteers.

Sadly, there aren't that many of us on the playground right now.
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You could spend your time studying for the exam. Nemo would be proud of you studying when she's not around to keep an eye on us. It'll gain her trust.

Me, I've been studying non-stop since she's been gone.

Okay, maybe I've been eating some queso, too...
 
NYwdwfan

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So I leave on Wednesday for Sin City...also known as home of the extremely creepy costumed characters that try to get you to pay for photos with them. I'm looking forward to taking some pictures of @PUSH 's degenerate relatives (just not the ones in the casinos...I don't want to end up in the slammer in Las Vegas).
 
Cesar R M

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acishere said:
The beginning of the PUSH v. StarWarsGirl95 showdown?
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Wow.. a fight about.. what?
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PLACE YOUR BETS!!! :D

donaldtoo said:
Who? What? When? where...? o_O

:D ;););)
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I concur.
Goofyernmost said:
I cannot even begin to tell you how many major burns my X-wife got over the years by reaching in the oven when the broiler was on and hitting it with her forearm. I used to think, being the tender, sympathetic person that I am, "WTH, Pavlov could train dogs to drool when a bell rang... one bad burn didn't trigger a 'let's be careful' response the next time you got near a red hot rod of iron?" Probably why I'm single now due to my highly developed sensitivity. :joyfull:
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sensitivity to what?
a shoe in the face? o_O
 
NYwdwfan

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I just spent at least 15 minutes unclogging my stapler. I didn't need to staple anything. We have plenty of other staplers in the office if I did. I just noticed it was clogged and decided to unclog it. How I didn't impale my thumb is beyond me.
 
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