When Is A Pie,Not A Pie.!

[Figgy1]

Let me guess.......beer.

We're not letting him get off cheap!!! Our drinks are going to have umbrellas in them and rum lots of rum!

 

[Pooh Lover]

We're not letting him get off cheap!!! Our drinks are going to have umbrellas in them and rum lots of rum!

We'll need it to put up with him.

 

[Figgy1]

We'll need it to put up with him.

Rope duck tape and a gag! Problem solved!

 

[Pooh Lover]

Rope duck tape and a gag! Problem solved!

Yea, right after he hands over the rum.

 

[Figgy1]

Yea, right after he hands over the rum.

No we are going for the wallet and leaving him tied up in the trunk!

 

[Pooh Lover]

No we are going for the wallet and leaving him tied up in the trunk!

You mean purse don't you?

 

[Figgy1]

You mean purse don't you?

Yup the pretty pink one with flowers on it

 

[Pooh Lover]

To match his sun hat and Crocs, of course.

 

[Figgy1]

To match his sun hat and Crocs, of course.

He's not wearing crocs today, pink ballet flats!

 

[Pooh Lover]

He's not wearing crocs today, pink ballet flats!

Well of course, he's dressed up for your party. We'll have to keep that parasol of his in the trunk with him....I don't trust him.

 

[Figgy1]

Well of course, he's dressed up for your party. We'll have to keep that parasol of his in the trunk with him....I don't trust him.

You do mean the pretty white lace one don't you?

 

[Pooh Lover]

You do mean the pretty white lace one don't you?

None other. And he so looked forward to shading himself, twirling it while he talked about.....beer.

 

[Figgy1]

None other. And he so looked forward to shading himself, twirling it while he talked about.....beer.

I hope he rembers the pale pink lipstick goes better with that outfit. The red would just be too bold a statement!

 

[Pooh Lover]

I hope he rembers the pale pink lipstick goes better with that outfit. The red would just be too bold a statement!

Not a chance Figgy! He's WAY too attached to his Cherries in the Snow shade to change.

 

[Figgy1]

Not a chance Figgy! He's WAY too attached to his Cherries in the Snow shade to change.

OMG I love that color but it's too bright with his complexion!

 

[Pooh Lover]

OMG I love that color but it's too bright with his complexion!

Maybe it will match his wig.

 

[Figgy1]

Maybe it will match his wig.

No he's wearing the platinum Zsa Zsa one today

 

[Pooh Lover]

No he's wearing the platinum Zsa Zsa one today

Oh great...then we can expect the pink feather boa and the gaudy jewelry, I suppose. Is all of this going to fit in the trunk?

 

[Figgy1]

Oh great...then we can expect the pink feather boa and the gaudy jewelry, I suppose. Is all of this going to fit in the trunk?

All of him is small so it all should fit!

 

[Pooh Lover]

All of him is small so it all should fit!

That's why its so easy to hog tie and duck tape him....the runt. Ok, I have a visual of all this that has tears running down my face from laughing.