Hey everyone I'm bored, just got home from the frat party my sorority went too, alot of fun i might add, but I was just wondering what is everyones favorite quote? It can be funny, inspirational, etc whatever it is I'm interested and in one of those moods to read what type of things other people live by...
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"...for me to p00p on!" -Triumph the insult comic dog
"Television is nothing if not redundant" - Jon Stewart
"You've got a BMW. Act like it!" - Fausto (Taylor Negron), Nothing But Trouble
"Only those who use their disability as an excuse are truly disabled." - me
"don't be a smartass." - dad
"You reach a point where you don't work for money." - Walt Disney
"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." - Andy Warhol
"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." - Henry Kissinger
"Be your own best friend" - me
"An American is a man with two arms and four wheels." - a chinese child
" Punctuality is the virtue of the bored." - Evelyn Waugh
"Television is nothing if not redundant" - Jon Stewart
"You've got a BMW. Act like it!" - Fausto (Taylor Negron), Nothing But Trouble
"Only those who use their disability as an excuse are truly disabled." - me
"don't be a smartass." - dad
"You reach a point where you don't work for money." - Walt Disney
"They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." - Andy Warhol
"There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full." - Henry Kissinger
"Be your own best friend" - me
"An American is a man with two arms and four wheels." - a chinese child
" Punctuality is the virtue of the bored." - Evelyn Waugh
Here are some of my favorites- http://forums.wdwmagic.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14558
Tramp has some great ones in there :lol:
To add a couple-
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. -- Emerson
Nothing is worth more than this day -- Goethe
Tramp has some great ones in there :lol:
To add a couple-
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us. -- Emerson
Nothing is worth more than this day -- Goethe
SpongeScott
Well-Known Member
pull my finger
SpongeScott
Well-Known Member
final quote of any redneck: "Hey ya'll, watch this!"
SpongeScott
Well-Known Member
"$ex is like snow--you never know how long it will last or how much you're going to get."
--from a T-shirt I read when I was 16.
--from a T-shirt I read when I was 16.
tigsmom
Well-Known Member
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
Never pass up an opportunity to p ee.
Above from tee shirts.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton,
President
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
My favorite has to be:
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
Never pass up an opportunity to p ee.
Above from tee shirts.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton,
President
"If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. Fowler, FCC Chairman
My favorite has to be:
Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
SpongeScott
Well-Known Member
Wait to hum, Miss Alabama......
kal1484
Well-Known Member
Me?! Pick a quote?! LOL! I could never decide, that's why I have my website!!
However, some of the funnier ones:
There are easier things in life than finding a good man...nailing jell-o to a tree for instance
Guys are like puppies: They either come trained or you have to do it yourself.
Guys are great: Every girl should own one.
:hammer:
However, some of the funnier ones:
There are easier things in life than finding a good man...nailing jell-o to a tree for instance
Guys are like puppies: They either come trained or you have to do it yourself.
Guys are great: Every girl should own one.
:hammer:
Captain Cab
New Member
another redneck final quote - "Hold my beer!"
Lil'mermaid
New Member
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else
This is my friend and I talking:
"Ya know there are times I wonder how you tie your shoes in the moring."
Me: " Well if you ever noticed I never UNTIE my shoes therefore I never need to tie them. DUH"
*Shakes head* " Idiots. Im surrounded by idoits."
(front of shirt) "Boys are useful. (on back of shirt) Every girls team needs a WATERBOY"
"Baseball is best played by a women"
^^
(I SWEAR it said that... its not MY typo.)
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else
This is my friend and I talking:
"Ya know there are times I wonder how you tie your shoes in the moring."
Me: " Well if you ever noticed I never UNTIE my shoes therefore I never need to tie them. DUH"
*Shakes head* " Idiots. Im surrounded by idoits."
(front of shirt) "Boys are useful. (on back of shirt) Every girls team needs a WATERBOY"
"Baseball is best played by a women"
^^
(I SWEAR it said that... its not MY typo.)
mkepcotmgmak
Well-Known Member
I heard you were so confused that you took your dog out of your will, and had an ungrateful nephew put to sleep - steele magnolias
that's pre-magna carta sir... - nothing but trouble
don't listen to them, they are poo poo heads - a bugs life
FLAMING DEATHHHH!!! - p.t. flea from a bug's life
that doesn't put the delicious tricuit cracker in my stomach now does it carl? - billy madison
d.d.d.don't ttalk abbbbout me liikkee i'm not here momma... - steele magnolias
take a wack at wheeza' - steele magnolias
GET OFF MY PLANE - air force one
prrractically perfect in every way! - mary poppins
MERRY CHRISTMAS, Sh*tters full... -Nat'l Lampoons Christmas Vacation
Awwe Clark, he's got a little bit of that mississippi leg-hound in 'em, best thing to do if he gets started is to just let 'em ride - uncle eddy from Christmas Vacation..
Is there any thing I can do for you Eddy? Refill your eggnog? Take you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? - Christmas Vacation...
SUPERSTAR! - molly shannon
I'm Just a little PORTeRiquan LADEEEE - Mary Catherine Gallager...
OOOHHHH VIRGINIAAAA - Will Ferrell from SNL
that's pre-magna carta sir... - nothing but trouble
don't listen to them, they are poo poo heads - a bugs life
FLAMING DEATHHHH!!! - p.t. flea from a bug's life
that doesn't put the delicious tricuit cracker in my stomach now does it carl? - billy madison
d.d.d.don't ttalk abbbbout me liikkee i'm not here momma... - steele magnolias
take a wack at wheeza' - steele magnolias
GET OFF MY PLANE - air force one
prrractically perfect in every way! - mary poppins
MERRY CHRISTMAS, Sh*tters full... -Nat'l Lampoons Christmas Vacation
Awwe Clark, he's got a little bit of that mississippi leg-hound in 'em, best thing to do if he gets started is to just let 'em ride - uncle eddy from Christmas Vacation..
Is there any thing I can do for you Eddy? Refill your eggnog? Take you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead? - Christmas Vacation...
SUPERSTAR! - molly shannon
I'm Just a little PORTeRiquan LADEEEE - Mary Catherine Gallager...
OOOHHHH VIRGINIAAAA - Will Ferrell from SNL
MonorailBlack
Member
Besides the one in my signature, I like this....
"Our best natural resource lies in the minds of our youth"-
Walt Disney
"Our best natural resource lies in the minds of our youth"-
Walt Disney