what is your favourite quote from a disney movie?

[Disneyfan1981]

"No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; "I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for... for ten minutes!"-Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles)

"I've had it with you and your emotional constipation!"-Tantor (Tarzan)

"Yo, rugman, haven't seen you in a few millenium, give me some tassel!"-Genie (Aladdin)

"I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything"- Genie (Aladdin)

"Savvy?" -Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)

 

[PurpleDragon]

Crush: Saw the whole thing, dude. First you were all like "Whoa", and we were like "Whoa", and you were like "whoooaaaaa..."
Marlin: What are you talking about?
Crush: You, Mini-Man, takin' on the jellies. You've got serious thrill issues, dude.

-Finding Nemo



Will Turner: You cheated
Jack Sparrow: [shrugs & smiles] Pirate

Will Turner: Where's Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to marry Norrington, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for Elizabeth...........who is in fact, a woman.

- Pirates of the Caribbean

 

[donvincenzo]

"If you were waiting for the oppurtune moment, that was it."- Jack Sparrow
"Aye, sea turtles!"- Mr. Gibbs
"Boy he looks blue. I'd say brownish gold." Timon and Pumbaa
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts"- Zazu
"I can't bring people back from the dead. It ain't a pretty picture. I don't like doing it!"- Genie
"One day I will be a beautiful butterfly, and then everything will be better."- Heimlich
"He touched the butt." Nemo's friend

 

[Tara Mae]

"No need to say a word, not a single word, go on and kiss the girl". Sebastian -The Little Mermaid

"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me." -Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean

"I shall call him squishy, he shall be my squishy. Squishy!" Dory, Finding Nemo

 

[WhenYouWish]

Kronk: "Riight, the poison. The poison for Kuzco ,the poison designed specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzcos poison---that poison?"

:lol: Aw man, that movie cracks me up. Here's some more:

"...ok, what's with the chimp?" - Kuzco

"What is holding this woman together?? ...Wha - How long has THAT been there??" - Kuzco, looking much too closely at Yzma's teeth

"::Kronk doing his own 'theme song'::"



...also, pretty much anything Capt. Jack says in PotC cracks me up.

 

[DisneySam]

"Waterfall...Sharp Rocks...Bring it ON!" ~Kuzco
"Stop blowing holes in my ship!" ~ Jack Sparrow
"Love...Clarice"~ Chip and Dale, Two Chips and A Miss an Absolute FAVORITE

 

[Borf7]

"CHEDDDARRRR!!!!! CHEDDAARRR WHEEEZZZIIIIII OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!" - Bobby from A Goofy Movie

"What are you? -A SHEEP!" - Mushu

"Whoa! Is my Hair Out!" - Hades

"Its the famous dead sea tupperware..listen ..ahhh still good" - Merchant in Aladdin

"Look I made a bridge and it only took me like...what...10 seconds" - Vinny in Atlantis

"We're gonna fight your uncle for this?..talk about your fixer uppers" - Timon

"Oh Bother" - Winnie the Pooh

"And when the roosters are crowing and the cows spinning circles in the pasture" - Duane Robertson...Mighty Ducks 3

 

[spoodles]

Bo Peep: What do you say I get someone else to watch the sheep tonight?

(and many, many others)

 

[debndon]

Pirates Of The Carribean: Yes but why is the rum gone....
Toy Story 2: But I don't wanna use my head....
Aladdin: Phenominal cosmic power, itty bitty livin space...

 

[MichelleBelle]

The one from my signature!! (From Emperor's New Groove). Also from that movie "Is that MY voice!?" - when Yzma turns into the cat

"SHE'S GOT LEGS, YOU IDIOT! She traded her voice to the sea witch and got legs. Jeez, man..." - Sebastian (little mermaid)

 

[Edeyore]

"It doesn't look very sanitary!" Tantor, Tarzan

"Down Bessie!" Mushu, Mulan

"They call me Mr. Pig!" Pumbaa, The Lion King

"I'm not sure I deserved that. I may have deserved that." Jack Sparrow

 

[that_L_do_pig]

Kronk: "Riight, the poison. The poison for Kuzco ,the poison designed specifically to kill Kuzco, Kuzcos poison---that poison?"

Ha! nice!

Here's some classics:

Queen: Magic Mirror, on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?

Snow White: Do you want to know a secret? Do you promise not to tell?

Jiminy Cricket: What does an actor want with a conscience anyway?

The Blue Fairy: Now, remember, Pinocchio, be a good boy. And always let your conscience be your guide.

Bambi: What happened mother? Why did we all run?
Bambi's Mother: Man was in the forest.
Thumper: I'm thumpin! That's why they call me Thumper!

Mr. Stork: Straight from heaven up above, here is a baby for you to love.

Crow #1: Did you ever see an elephant fly?
Crow #2: Well, I've seen a horse fly.
Crow #3: Ah, I've seen a dragon fly.
Crow #4: Hee-hee. I've seen a house fly.

 

[Kadee]

From Nemo:

Dory: "You can't let nothing happen to him, then nothing would EVER happen to him. Not much fun for little Harpo."

 

[DisKid]

"We mustn't lurk in doorways. It's ruuuuude." - Ursula

OMG! Me too! I love that quote! "One might question your up-bringing!"

Also,

Aladdin: (Abu): "Ba Ba Ba Boo" (it's a little hard to say it's a quote... but anyways it's from when Abu is mocking Aladdin's reaction to Jasmine in the jail scene...)

Lots more too

 

[ReallyBadEgg]

Me, I'm dishonest, and you can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, 'cause you can never predict if they're going to do something incredibly stupid. - Jack Sparrow

 

[spoodles]

What's that? Jessie and the Prospector are trapped in the old abandoned mine and the Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?

 

[donvincenzo]

Somemore of my favorites from Pirates.

The man who did the waking buys the man who was sleeping a drink. The man who was sleeping drinks it, while listening to a proposition from the man who did the waking.

What did he use for rope? Human hair, from my back.

You stole my boat! Borrowed, borrowed without permission, but with every intention of giving it back.

I know those cannons.

You need to get yourself a girl mate. You're not a eunech, are you?

 

[MSTINKHERBELL01]

"Dying would be an even bigger adventure"-PETER PAN

 

[Rayray]

From National Treasure inside the Charlotte

Ben: "Hmm...Iron Pen"
Dumb Helper: "Prison"
Ben: "What?"
Riley: "Albuquerque...Snorkel...See, I can do it too."

 

[TiggerificChick]

"I am a cute little bumblebee!"-Heimlich

"My friends need to be punished."-Lilo

"His destructive programming is taking effect. He'll be irresistibly drawn to large cities where he'll back up plumbing, reverse street signs, and steal everyone's left shoe."-Jumba

"lilo-A falling star... I call it!... Get out, get out! I have to make a wish!
Can't you go any faster?
Nani: Oh no! Gravity is increasing on me!
[Nani begins to fall on Lilo]
Lilo: No, it's not!
Nani: Is too, Lilo; the same thing happened yesterday.
Lilo: You rotten sister, your butt is crushing me! Why do you act so wierd?

That's my favorite one lol.

Theme song guy-He's the sovereign lord of the nation / He's the hippest cat in creation / He's the Alpha, the Omega, A to Z / And this perfect world will spin / Around his every little whim / 'Cause this perfect world begins and ends with...
Kuzco: Me!

ok last one for now (there's just so many)

Yzma-Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives...

...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!
[knocks over bottle of poison on flower, which shrivels up and dies]
Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.

PS- sorry for the long post!