What is the stupidest remark you have heard at WDW?

[WDWCook]

One of my fellow CM(an cp who was later termed for another incicent said the following in responce to where is X competetors ride)
Well first you need to walk straight till you pass the turnstiles, go to the left and get into a yellow car, its our special "pay your own transportation" Tell them that you want to go to XYZ(the adress of said park) in about 15 min you are there.
Personaly I said, I am sorry sir that attraction is not here.

 

[MKCustodial]

Originally posted by WDWCook
One of my fellow CM(an cp who was later termed for another incicent said the following in responce to where is X competetors ride)
Well first you need to walk straight till you pass the turnstiles, go to the left and get into a yellow car, its our special "pay your own transportation" Tell them that you want to go to XYZ(the adress of said park) in about 15 min you are there.
Personaly I said, I am sorry sir that attraction is not here.

I answered "OK, you get your dad and tell him that you have to go straight here (pointing down Adventureland), turn when you see the castle, get out of the park, get your car, and drive to Universal, because that's where Jaws is." And the kid looked to one side, than the other, and asked "are you sure?" I was like "pretty sure. We have a crocodile in Peter Pan and a couple of fishes here and there, but no sharks. Sorry."

 

[crayz4tink]

how busy are the parks this season since 9/11

Originally posted by MKCustodial


I also thought that was just a big joke, untill I heard it TONS of times during my CM time...

Also, there was this guy who wanted to know where was his car when he left MK, because he knew he had parked right by the gates.
And I had a little boy come to me and ask where Jaws was, he couldn't find it.
And a guy came to me in Frontierland and asked where he could find a restroom in Tomorrowland.

If I remember others, I'll post them...

:wave:

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

Originally posted by jmarc63


What is this urine thing please explain:hammer: :hammer: :hammer: :hammer:

I take it my language is confusing some of you, two nations separated by a common language.

Extracting urine is the polite way of saying "taking the p!ss" which means to wind someone up/ messing with someone. fain ignorance perhaps?

And as for pants, pants are what you would call shorts, Y front underpants to be exact, unfashionable, un cool, and probably in a poor state of repair. thus calling something pants means all of those.
Hope this explains a few things.

Why would I want to extract the urine? Well its one of the few satisfactions you get in a house full of daughters.

 

[Erika]

Thanks! :wave:

 

[KCat]

:lol:

My dad was like that too when I was growing up. 3 daughters!

 

[rosie.ca]

:drevil: the part that i think is funny is that I knew what extracting the urine meant before the explanation ...

but then again i am from canada and the girl i work with is in love with anything remotely connected with england

 

[jmarc63]

Originally posted by happy snapper


I take it my language is confusing some of you, two nations separated by a common language.

Extracting urine is the polite way of saying "taking the p!ss" which means to wind someone up/ messing with someone. fain ignorance perhaps?

And as for pants, pants are what you would call shorts, Y front underpants to be exact, unfashionable, un cool, and probably in a poor state of repair. thus calling something pants means all of those.
Hope this explains a few things.

Why would I want to extract the urine? Well its one of the few satisfactions you get in a house full of daughters.

oh i see thanks

 

[tarabl]

This June we rode Peter Pan, waited in line 50 minutes for this. I would gladly have waited longer, since it is my favorite and I wouldn't have wanted to leave MK without going on. After getting off the ride, a man behind us shouts "I waited in line for almost an hour for THAT ride". I couldn't believe it since this is one of the most magical rides in my opinion.

 

[FutureCEO]

At the Magic Kingdom, I overheard a conversation with a CM and a guest while it was RAINING out.

Guest: I lost my kid

CM: Where?

Guest: Frontierland

CM: What does he look like

Guest: Brown hair and eyes, skinny, about 4 feet

CM: What is he wearing?

Guest: A yellow poncho

i'm sure some of you heard conversations like these

 

[aim]

Originally posted by tarabl
I couldn't believe it since this is one of the most magical rides in my opinion.

I would have to agree with you! It is one of the most magical ride!

 

[Horizons1]

Heres a good one,I was waiting in line for SE and a couple behind me started to complain about the wait time which was 3 minutes, they complained so loud and much that a cm came over asked what was the problem.They said that the wait time was ridiculus and at MGM if you waited more than 5 minutes on TOT you would get a pass that you could not have to wait in line for the rest of the day on that ride everytime you rode,i didnt hear what the cm said cause the line moved into the building.I mean how stupid to complain and lie like that over a 3 minute wait.:hammer: :hammer: