What If: Disney Parks Edition HYPE! Thread!!!

[tcool123]

The Depth:

Wasn’t talking about that but Barbie as a character and she evolves, seems like you had your own issues with the film but not I.

Either way the intolerance and toxicity that has arisen from certain groups of people in the world play right into the story’s narrative - which isn’t men boo, and is proving that the director was right

 

[cdunlap]

Either way the intolerance and toxicity that has arisen from certain groups of people in the world play right into the story’s narrative - which isn’t men boo, and is proving that the director was right

I couldn’t agree more!

 

[PerGron]

The Depth:

Ah yes, the “anti-men” masterpiece that definitely didn’t discuss how the system screws over men and how rejecting that system benefits men and women alike as a whole subplot

 

[MickeyMouse10]

I've got no problem with Barbie, because it was made for females. So I don't need to see it.

The problem most men have is with solely Disney lately. They've been making dud after dud and they mostly follow the same boring formula. Make the men look weak and make the women look strong. Disney seems to think they have to hold down men to make a women look strong. Somehow the women are always the best everrrrrr too (Rey, Scarlet Witch, Scarlet Scarab, Captain Marvel, Female Loki, She-Hulk, the female skrull from Secret Invasion, etc).

And even if they are a Villain, they've can't even make them completely evil. They always give them a reason and an out for their evil deeds. You can't even call a terrorist a terrorist (Dr. Strange 2, Captain Falcon and the Winter Soldier).

 

[Suchomimus]

Ok. I’m bored at the airport so I’ll bite. Have you seen the Barbie movie?

Yes, and they hired the right people for the set and costume designs, but not the right cast to tell the story.

Either way the intolerance and toxicity that has arisen from certain groups of people in the world play right into the story’s narrative - which isn’t men boo, and is proving that the director was right

The only intolerance I’ve heard about is from fans of Barbie who just wanted to see a movie about Barbie and not the stereotypes around Barbie and by people who just want a decently written movie that doesn’t act as a soapbox for privileged and self-important writers whose ideas of oppression for them are just experience first world problems. Well, those and the country of Vietnam.

Ah yes, the “anti-men” masterpiece that definitely didn’t discuss how the system screws over men and how rejecting that system benefits men and women alike as a whole subplot

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Ken was the true hero Barbieland needed, but not what it deserved.

 

[ThemeParkPriest]

@James G. "American Heartland" may not be Americana 1900, but sometimes you have to make some concessions when you're being funded by a pizza billionaire.

 

[Disney Dad 3000]

My Ron Swanson Squad teammates from OLS3 will get a kick out of this

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[Diplomacy Dog]

My Ron Swanson Squad teammates from OLS3 will get a kick out of this

Missed opportunity not making it a boat ride

 

[cdunlap]

My Ron Swanson Squad teammates from OLS3 will get a kick out of this

Ha!

 

[James G.]

@James G. "American Heartland" may not be Americana 1900, but sometimes you have to make some concessions when you're being funded by a pizza billionaire.

I'm thinking about going down to the local Domino's and talking to the manager about an investment opportunity.

 

[Suchomimus]

Missed opportunity not making it a boat ride

I see where you are coming from, but how else would you ride a gravy train?

 

[cdunlap]

Arm Reveal, but only because I need to show you my Peruvian Bracelet!

 

[Tegan pilots a chicken]

My Ron Swanson Squad teammates from OLS3 will get a kick out of this

OHMYGOSH

 

[Tegan pilots a chicken]

So, I decided to teach myself how to do car stuff. I ordered a bunch of parts, went out and bought tools, and decided to figure it out. Over the last two weeks, I installed a strut tower bar, an aftermarket pulley cover, an aftermarket charge pipe, a JDM shift , the STi start button, and a muffler delete. My intake is on its way.

 

[ThemeParkPriest]

Good news: Looks like I'll be getting to Tokyo DisneySea (and maybe Tokyo Disneyland) next spring!

The slightly disappointing news: Sindbad is already scheduled to be on a 7+ month refurbishment at that time. I guess it's not as bad as missing out on Journey to the Center of the Earth (I hope I can ride that one), but still Sindbad looks like it would just be a fun ride.

 

[Disney Dad 3000]

Disney Adventure coming in 3....2.....1

If you know, you know

 

[PerGron]

South America for DAK has me very excited as long as there’s a new animal trail! Give me jaguars and capybaras Disney!

 

[Suchomimus]

South America for DAK has me very excited as long as there’s a new animal trail! Give me jaguars and capybaras Disney!

I get the feeling they’re going to put heavy emphasis on the IPs more so than the conservation of the land.

 

[PerGron]

I get the feeling they’re going to put heavy emphasis on the IPs more so than the conservation of the land.

Oh I’m sure, but here’s hoping

 

[Suchomimus]

Oh I’m sure, but here’s hoping

I’ll also say that it is rather surprising that they went ahead with Indiana, with how the recent movie bombed at the box office and had a lukewarm reception.