What do you do....

[Lil'mermaid]

Originally posted by nikechic
I have never gotten really drunk and decided to go driving around (not me driving) naked, leaving my clothes outside at frat house, only to return to find all the brothers standing outside with cameras and my clothes (thong and all) hanging from their flagpole. I NEVER Did it!!!!:lol: :lol:

omg :lol: :lol:

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by nikechic
I have never gotten really drunk and decided to go driving around (not me driving) naked, leaving my clothes outside at frat house, only to return to find all the brothers standing outside with cameras and my clothes (thong and all) hanging from their flagpole. I NEVER Did it!!!!:lol: :lol:

I can honestly say I have only gotten drunk one time and I didn`t get that drunk! :lol:

 

[DMC-12]

I have never gotten drunk in a bar, then fell asleep in my cousins car, and then woke up in an abandoned barn in the middle of a farm out in the middle of nowhere, 3 hours later :lol: :lookaroun

 

[Lil'mermaid]

I have never asked my dad "How much in a pint?" EVER!!!!!!!

 

[Lil'mermaid]

I also have NEVER said "I have drank sooooo much iced tea pretty soon Im gonna LEAK tea!!!


(I had meant its gonna come out my ears)

 

[darthdarrel]

DAMN! Am I the only one that has only gotten drunk one time in his/her llife? :lol:

 

[jake]

I have never had too much to drink and gotten folded up in a hide a bed and stayed there until someone heard me snoring and unfolded me.:snore: :lookaroun

 

[Lil'mermaid]

I have never sat and watched a 12 hour marathon of a TV show I watched the 1st time around :lookaroun

 

[guwag]

Whilst drunk I have NEVER:

• Accidentally thrown my keys in a skip and then climbed in to fish them out
• Flashed a security officer whilst running along the corridor in a dressing gown
• Cycled straight into said skip
• Cycled along and just fell sideways, landing on the wall of my university halls
• Fallen in countless bushes
• Come onto one of my straight friends
• Been locked out
• Passed out on a friends bed, forcing them to sleep on the floor
• Sent drunk emails and phone calls and text messages to my parents
• Played in a kiddies play area at 4am
• Been picked up off the floor by a bouncer after just sliding off a sofa
• started speaking French whilst in England
• Put my foot through a wall (they were only thin drywall but I didn't do it anyway )
• Lost my bike
• Woken up on the bed of a lesbian whilst cuddled up to a gay bloke who was only wearing boxer shorts with another gay bloke cuddled up on the other side of him :veryconfu :veryconfu :lol:
• Made out with a friend in the back of a taxi
• Taken a 10 mile bike ride
• Written an email to my head of department calling one of his policies "childish"
• Passed out in a wardrobe
• Forgotten things

That's all I can remember for now LMAO :lol:

As I said, I've NEVER EVER done these things :lookaroun :lookaroun

 

[Lil'mermaid]

I NEVER rode in to a tree on my bike
I never have fallen off my bike slamming in to a picnic table breaking my right wrist 2 weeks before school started
I never hit my moms car while on my bike and have her ask "Did u SCRATCH my CAR??????" while bleeding

 

[DMC-12]

I have never drank half a bottle of Gentlemans Jack at the home of an Illinois Politican then proceded to go out back and talk to his horses half the night cause I thought they were better company than the other party goers :lol:

 

[guwag]

Originally posted by DMC-12
I have never drank half a bottle of Gentlemans Jack at the home of an Illinois Politican then proceded to go out back and talk to his horses half the night cause I thought they were better company than the other party goers :lol:

LMAO - I'd probably do that when sober :lol:

 

[jake]

I have never chatted with a potted plant while under the influence. (Even if 10 people say so):zipit:

 

[tigsmom]

I have NEVER:

-been chased thru a field by a bunch of cows
-driven my brand new car (not one payment made) into the back of a propane truck
-made my babies cry louder while singing them to sleep

-used Mack the Knife as a lullaby
-blasted Pink's Get the Party Started out of my van to embarrass my daughter in front of her friends
-gone to a Weight Watchers meeting then had a hot fudge sundae
-cried to get out of a speeding ticket

 

[jake]

the plant thats *not* in question was an especially attractive one
I've been told.

 

[guwag]

Originally posted by tigsmom
I have NEVER:

-been chased thru a field by a bunch of cows
-driven my brand new car (not one payment made) into the back of a propane truck
-made my babies cry louder while singing them to sleep

-used Mack the Knife as a lullaby
-blasted Pink's Get the Party Started out of my van to embarrass my daughter in front of her friends
-gone to a Weight Watchers meeting then had a hot fudge sundae
-cried to get out of a speeding ticket

Nice to see that you've done funny things before too Although the Pink song must have been equally bad for your sanity as it was embarassing for Lil'Mermaid :lol:

 

[jake]

Originally posted by tigsmom
I have NEVER:


-cried to get out of a speeding ticket

I needed to not do that last saturday.:brick:

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by guwag
Nice to see that you've done funny things before too Although the Pink song must have been equally bad for your sanity as it was embarassing for Lil'Mermaid :lol:

Uh, no.....Pink is mine. Happen to like her outlook on life. :lol:
and the guy told everyone about it in school the next day.
But he is a good guy cause he picked her after she DID NOT fall down the stairs while wearing 5 " heels.

 

[garyhoov]

I've never run the Mifflin Streak.

 

[tigsmom]

Originally posted by jake
I needed to not do that last saturday.:brick:

I was late for class and we had been warned to show up on time. Trouble was one of my classmates was behind me and she did get a ticket.