This was pretty funny (or so I thought)
Every so often, I see this Korean kid when I run. He must be 18 or 19 years old. He is always out on this huge longboard skateboard. I doubt he is exercising, as he aways has his hair perfect (all spiked with frosted tips) and he is not wearing workout clothes. He also always goes the "wrong" direction around the running trail. I always figured he was out looking for girls. Just cruising the track, going the wrong way so he can see what is coming at him (Hey, I used to rollerblade in the same park against traffic, when I was his age - and rollerblades were new and attracted attention, I know the score
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So today there were clouds of gnats along the trail by the river. I am running along, inhaling a mouthful, and along comes this kid and he is wearing a big dustmask - I guess to keep out the gnats.
So either I was wrong about him trying to meet girls, or he is going to have a heck of a time doing it wearing a dustmask.
-dave