On my first ride on Kali River Rapids I was the one to get totally soaked! It was December and about 65 degrees at 6pm. But being Florida it actually didn't feel bad. Bought a beach towel from the conveniently locatedkiosk at the ride's exit, and used the hand dryer in the ladies room to dry my hair. Honestly, I'd do it all over again! And my husband and I laugh and laugh at the memory of the family of three who sat across from us fully decked out in ponchos with hoods. Not a drop of water hit them!
I've never done Turtle Talk with Crush or American Adventure. Somehow husband and I never seem to get to those, but there's always the next visit. Never seen Captain Eo, never will.
I was like you with ToT. It took my wife 3 years to get me on it. I finally rode it and love it. The drops aren't bad at all. The build up as you entering the drop shaft is worse than the ride. BTW, I hate elevators but love this.
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In my personal opinion, I'd recommend heading to Canada first and watching O' Canada.. Martin Short gives a pretty good review. He makes it pretty entertaining. It's a bad idea to save it for last though considering there are no seats. The holding area is really relaxing as well.
I can agree with Turtle Talk being mostly kid-focused.. Laugh Floor is shockingly really entertaining.. I believe there are a couple of "under-rated attraction" threads on this site where this attraction is listed probably most often. The only not-so-good scene is usually Mike's nephew reading jokes that are sent in through text. Other than that, the audience interaction and such are actually pretty hilarious especially if you haven't seen the show before. Last time, I was "Randall." My dad was "that guy" about 3 times.
