WDWMagic Wrestlemania

[WDWspider]

*LOW DRUMBEATS ARE HEARD*

*Siren Begins blasting along with red rotating lights*

*Flames shoot up all over the stage area*

Voodoo Ophelia can be heard "You are now under the Spider's Spell"

*Fan's start cheering*

*Strobe effects kick in Just as "Welcome to the Jungle" begins to play*

Arena goes black and lights come on with blast of Fireworks with Voodoo Ophelia standing center stage in cloud of green smoke to escort the spider to the Ring.

Spider runs to ring and jumps through the ropes, tumbles and quickly leaps over to a corner post to pose.

*fans go wild*

 

[MerHearted]

*backstage, The Merhearted barges into the promoter's office*

Did you see what just happened?! I could've been seriously hurt!

*promoters tries to calm Vince down*

This... this Freak doesn't belong here! He goes around using lightning bolts, don't you see something wrong with that? It's unfair! How can a purebred athlete as myself accomplish anything with him lurking in the shadows ready to zap at will?! You've gotta do something about it!

*promoter contemplates a response...*

 

[WDWspider]

*simultaneously, back at ringside*

*Spider finishes posing and grabs Mic*

*Arena gets very quiet*

*puts mic up to mouth, stalls...*

"Spongescott!"

"Last week you humiliated me in front of my legions of zombiac fans. There is no way in hell a warrior who grew up in the worst Jungles of Africa, fought with the fiercest creatures known to man, and survived the unrelenting conditions of wheather and hunting for food could have possible lost in a match against you. I was robbed an easy victory, all cause you had your lackey Gorgeous Gary come in and hit me in the head with a steel chair when the Ref wasn't looking. I want a rematch, and I want it now. You will have no mercy as you step into my parlor and feel the bite of the spider's fangs draining your very life essence from your body before I make my kill permanent."

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Voice comes over the intercom...

Vince...were you a little HEHEHEHEHEHEHHE shocked?

Jungle loving Spider heheheheheh Woohooo eheheheheh...
Don't worry...tonight...your times will come hehehwooohooowhehehw TONIGHT...your FREAK will come!

*Sparky's voice rings loud and clear*

 

[One Lil Spark]

*Pyro of "sparks" shooting from the right and left of her* *VooDoo by GodSmack starts playing*

Alright Vince, you don't know what you just did messing with me. It's time that I put you back in the position you belong in... KISSING MY A$$! So, get on your knees! *Uses stripper boots to kick Vince over and then holds him down by stepping on his back*

And YOU Spider... PAY BACK IS A BEOTCH! *devilish look in her eyes with a sarcastic evil smile* Just wait...

 

[WDWspider]

Originally posted by One Lil Spark

And YOU Spider... PAY BACK IS A BEOTCH! *devilish look in her eyes with a sarcastic evil smile* Just wait...

Spider starts to speak.

Ophelia is bold and grabs Mic. "Your nothing but a Sparkler -- all glitz and no bang. You got a vendetta with the Spider, you are gonna have to come through me in a Black Cauldron Match first."






*Black Cauldrom match will involve a Cauldron of "brew" at the end of the Ring, first one to throw other successfully in is the winner. Similar to Casket Match

 

[WDWspider]

Thursday Night Splash Down owner announces that Tigger "the Bouncer" lov will be involved in a Fatal Fab Four Hunny match tonight. Maria aka Hot Tamale will be in it, as well as Mrs. Erika a$$ and a Mystery Female WDWME Wrestler.

The Black Cauldron Match is scheduled.

Gorgeous Gary is announced to be in a Hardcore Disney Match against the Flying DMC.

The Spider/Spongescott revenge match will be postponed so he can compete in the Royal Rumble tonight. So far the event will include the Spider, Y2A, the Freak, Spongescott, and Major Tramp Bulldog.

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Be prepared to feel the wrath of the Freak HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHEHEEEHHEHEHEEHHEHEEEHEHHEEEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEEEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH

 

[SpongeScott]

SpongeScott wants to know what the time the Hunny match is. Erika a$$ and The Hot Tamale will put a bad hurtin on all who venture their way. Is that Freaky girl rassler gonna be there? I'm calling you out, boy.

 

[WDWFREAK53]

HEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEH

*thunder cracks*

I will be there...you better hope you're not

 

[EchoOfOphelia]

The testosterone in this thread reaks!!
I'm gonna go get some Febreeze... :lol:

 

[WDWspider]

*Backstage a Kilaminjaro Safari Truck pulls into the Arena*

*Leg sticks out*

The mysetry girl in the Hunny Match has arrived

*Spider walks up to Truck*

"It's about time, now the Circle of Pain can be complete. Finally, the arrival of..."

*cuts to Comercial* :lol:

 

[WDWspider]

The faint sound of Bombs followed by two Explosions of Confetti bring in the ultra sarcastic fellow dressed in a mock Army generals uniform in pastal colors. His face is marked in a sick twisted Kiss Nation type fashion in yellows and pinks. His entire appearance is that of glitter and rhinestones. A fractured Military anthem of It's a Small War echos in the background as Parachutes of Cotton Candy descend and Glittery dust fills the sky. This Demented sku on reality can only belong to Judge Darrel. The Self proclaimed authority on all that is good and pure in the world. In his mind's eye Evil must be purged and happiness must prevail. "Glitter and Cotton Candy for all" he proclaims. The crowd has mixed emotion cause they know he will be in the Rumble tonight, and that winning the Belt could change the face of Splash Down forever. His sneaky and illegal "Eye Roll Gauge" temporarily blinds opponents, and his "Small War Blitzkreg attack" (similar to the Ho Train) is a deadly barrage to avoid.

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by spider-man
The faint sound of Bombs followed by two Explosions of Confetti bring in the ultra sarcastic fellow dressed in a mock Army generals uniform in pastal colors. His face is marked in a sick twisted Kiss Nation type fashion in yellows and pinks. His entire appearance is that of glitter and rhinestones. A fractured Military anthem of It's a Small War echos in the background as Parachutes of Cotton Candy descend and Glittery dust fills the sky. This Demented sku on reality can only belong to Judge Darrel. The Self proclaimed authority on all that is good and pure in the world. In his mind's eye Evil must be purged and happiness must prevail. "Glitter and Cotton Candy for all" he proclaims. The crowd has mixed emotion cause they know he will be in the Rumble tonight, and that winning the Belt could change the face of Splash Down forever. His sneaky and illegal "Eye Roll Gauge" temporarily blinds opponents, and his "Small War Blitzkreg attack" (similar to the Ho Train) is a deadly barrage to avoid.

Oh no....the "People's Mullet" :lol:

As the dust settles in the SplashDown arena...the faint sound of bagpipes can be heard... Then...all of a sudden...emerging from behind the curtain standing on the platform that leads to the ring...wearing nothing but a kilt and a teeshirt with Calvin & Hobbes on it. The Tench. What charisma, what style...he doesn't need pyro's or women....he's The Tench...a loner...a guy that just doesn't "care.

CUT THE MUSIC!!!!

*music stops*

A voice comes over the speakers...

"I'm sick of all this "hype" of "Ohhh I'm gonna be the next big thing" I've been quiet this whole time, just sitting back and laughing. All of these lowlife females "escorting" these no-talent "wrestlers" around just to make them look good. Well ladies...looks like you dropped the ball a little...

"HIT THE MUSIC"

*very cheap cheesy 70's style music starts"

Out comes... Ravishing Stitch Rude.

DaRavishing one disrobes, puts both hands behind his head, and swivels his hips. On the back of his tights he has a picture of Tench and on the front, the WDWMagic Belt...

 

[tiggerlover1971]

i will bounce out anyone that comes my way in the honeypot match I will be victorious :sohappy:

 

[WDWFREAK53]

Originally posted by tiggerlover1971
i will bounce out anyone that comes my way in the honeypot match I will be victorious :sohappy:

(sidenote)

*looks at Tig's avatar*

Why don't you and the frickin' side of the webpage get a frickin' room

 

[EchoOfOphelia]

So that's why Tigger loves his tail.... :lookaroun

 

[WDWspider]

Finally the announcement you've all been waiting for...

Ophelia is seen in the back talking to the Mystery wrestler for the Hunny match tonight.


"I can't believe I will be humbled to a lousy hunny match up."

"It's all part of the plan, all your training, all your skills, all your waiting will pay off, this is just a starting point"

" I want blood, I'm a predator, not an exhibition for show"

"don't worry I'm going to announce you to the world now, and after you get this sticky situation behind you all the world will remember.... Tig-girl"



:lol:

 

[tiggerlover1971]

i am going to bounce all over her she is not going to win this match

 

[MKCustodial]

Ok, after much... well, pressure... I was convinced on joining the festivities. But I really don't have enough wrestling knowledge to be as creative as you guys, so feel free to jump in!


I guess it's much appropiate for me to be The Custodial, and with my trusty broom I'll be sweeping your trash talk away from me and the smug look from your faces. I can attack with my Disinfectant move, and finish up battles with the powerful Pan-and-Broom Combo! :dazzle: