WDWMagic Piano Bar

[KentB3]

Oh the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let It Snow!
Let It Snow!
Let It Snow!

It doesn't show signs of stopping
And I've bought some corn for popping
The lights are turned way down low
Let It Snow!
Let It Snow!
Let It Snow!

When we finally kiss goodnight
How I'll hate going out in the storm!
But if you'll really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm

The fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still goodbying
But as long as you love me so
Let It Snow!
Let It Snow!
Let It Snow!

 

[KentB3]

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk!"

You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.

Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.

You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

 

[KentB3]

The Best Christmas Of All

From Mickey's Magical Christmas
Snowed In at the House of Mouse

Cogworth
Here we are
Warm and cozy by the fire's glow

Belle
Singing songs
And stealing kisses
Under the mistletoe

Pumbaa
We've finished our feast

Goofy
Had the tastiest treats

Ariel
But the spirit of Christmas
just isn't complete

Everyone
Without true friends
And family
And the memories we recall
It's the love we share
That fills the air
And makes this
The best Christmas of all

Timon
Something special underneath the tree

Cinderella's Mice
We hope it fits you perfectly

Mickey
I'm makin' a wish
On a sparkling light

Aladdin & Jasmine
But that's not what makes this a magical night

Everyone
It's our true friends and family
And the memories we recall
That we recall
It's the love we share
That fills the air
And makes this
The best Christmas of all

It's good friends and warm wishes
That makes this the best
It's the best
Christmas of all

 

[KentB3]

The first Noël, the angel did say,
Was to certain poor shepherds in fields as they lay;
in fields where they lay keeping their sheep,
On a cold winter's night that was so deep,

Noël, Noël, Noël, Noël,
Born is the King of Israel.

They looked up and saw a star
Shining in the East, beyond them far;
And to the earth it gave great light,
And so it continued both day and night.

Noël, Noël, Noël, Noë,
Born is the King of Israel.

And by the light of that same star,
Three wise men came from country far;
To seek for a King was their intent,
And to follow the star wherever it went.

Noël, Noël, Noël, Noël,
Born is the King of Israel.

Ths star drew night to the northwest,
O'er Bethlehem it took its rest;
And there it did both stop and stay,
Right over the place where Jesus lay.

Noël, Noël, Noël, Noël,
Born is the King of Israel.

Then entered in those wise men three,
Full reverently upon their knee;
And offered there in His presence,
Their gold, and myrrh, and frankincense.

Noël, Noël, Noël, Noël,
Born is the King of Israel.

 

[KentB3]

[singing to the tune of I Got Nerve]

Jackson:
You want some toast? I bet you do!

Robby:
Please add some jam and butter too.

Jackson:
We're out of grape, so sad!
It's all your fault you bad dad!

Robby:
[stops singing] Son!

Jackson:
What?

Robby:
[singing] You got nerve! :lol: :ROFLOL: :ROFLOL:

 

[KentB3]

A few questions that I need to know
How you could ever hurt me so
I need to know what I've done wrong
And how long it's been going on
Was it that I never paid enough attention
Or did I not give enough affection
Not only will your answers keep me sane
But I'll know never to make the same mistake again
You can tell me to my face
Or even on the phone
You can write it in a letter
Either way I've have to know
Did I never treat you right
Did I always start the fight
Either way I'm going out of my mind
All the answers to my questions I have to find

My head's spinning
Boy, I'm in a daze
I feel isolated
Don't wanna communicate
I take a shower
I will scour
I will roam
Find peace of mind
The happy mind
I once owned, yeah

Flexing vocabulary runs right through me
The alphabet runs right from A to Zee
Conversations, hesitations in my mind
You got my conscience asking questions that I can't find
I'm not crazy
I'm sure I ain't done nothin' wrong, no
I'm just waiting
Cos I heard that this feeling won't last that long

Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I'm feeling, yeah, you got me feeling really bad
Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig a way to find my own piece of mind
I've never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I'm feeling, yeah, it just don't feel right

Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I'm feeling, yeah, you got me feeling really bad
Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig a way to find my own piece of mind
I've never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I'm feeling, yeah, it just don't feel right

I'll keep searching
Deep within my soul
For all the answers
Don't wanna hurt no more
I need peace
Got to feel at ease
Need to be free from pain
Go insane
My heart aches, yeah

Sometimes vocabulary runs through my head
The alphabet runs right from A to Zed
Conversations, hesitations in my mind
You got my concience asking questions that I can't find
I'm not crazy
I'm sure I ain't done nothing wrong
Now I'm just waiting
Cos I heard that this feeling won't last that long

Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I'm feeling, yeah, you got me feeling really bad
Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig a way to find my own piece of mind
I've never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I'm feeling, yeah, it just don't feel right

Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I'm feeling, yeah, you got me feeling really bad
Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig a way to find my own piece of mind
I've never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I'm feeling, yeah, it just don't feel right

Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I'm feeling, yeah, you got me feeling really bad
Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig a way to find my own piece of mind
I've never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I'm feeling, yeah, it just don't feel right

Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I'm feeling, yeah, you got me feeling really bad
Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig a way to find my own piece of mind
I've never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I'm feeling, yeah, it just don't feel right

You can tell me to my face
You can tell me on the phone
Ooh, you can write it in a letter, babe
Cos I really need to know

Never ever have I ever felt so low
When you gonna take me out of this black hole
Never ever have I ever felt so sad
The way I'm feeling, yeah, you got me feeling really bad
Never ever have I had to find
I've had to dig a way to find my own piece of mind
I've never ever had my conscience to fight
The way I'm feeling, yeah, it just don't feel right

 

[KentB3]

In celebration of St. Patrick's Day.

Oh Danny Boy, the pipes, the pipes are calling
From glen to glen, and down the mountain side;
The summer's gone, and all the roses falling,
'Tis you, 'tis you must go and I must bide.
But come ye back when summer's in the meadow,
Or when the valley's hushed and white with snow,
'Tis I'll be here in sunshine or in shadow,
Oh Danny Boy, oh Danny Boy, I love you so!

But when ye come, and all the flowers are dying,
And I am dead, as dead I well may be,
Ye'll come and find the place where I am lying,
And kneel and say an Ave there for me.
And I shall hear, though soft you tread above me,
And all my grave will warmer, sweeter be,
For you will bend and tell me that you love me,
And I shall sleep in peace until you come to me!

 

[Disneyson 1]

An improvised Irish Drinking Song:

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Oh, your mother is dead and your father is dead
and your sister's away and your brother's a drunk,
You're all so alone, yes
you're all so alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A hai da de dai, de dai, do!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Well. that IS how those songs go...)

 

[KentB3]

Am I really here in your arms
Its just like I dreamed it would be
I feel like we're frozen in time
And you're the only one I can see

Hey, I've looked All my Life for you
And now you're here
Hey, I've spent All my Life with you
All my Life

And I never really knew how to love
I just hoped somehow I'd see
Asked for a little help from above
Send that angel down to me

Hey, I've looked All my Life for you
And now you're here
Hey, I've spent All my Life with you
All my Life

I never thought that I could feel a love so tender
I never thought I could let those feelings show
But now my heart is on my sleeve
and this love will never leave
I know
I know

Hey, I've looked All my Life for you
And now you're here
Hey, I've spent All my Life with you
All my Life
All my Life

Hey, I've looked All my Life for you
And now you're here
Hey, I've spent All my Life with you
All my Life

 

[KentB3]

I've been phoning
Night and morning
I heard you say
"Tell him I'm not home"

Now you're confessing
But I'm still guessing
I've been your fool
For so, so long

Girl don't lie
Just to save my feelings
Girl don't cry
And tell me nothing's wrong
Girl don't try
To make up phony reasons
I'd rather leave
Than never believe

If this is it
Please let me know
If this ain't love
You'd better let me go

If this is it
I want to know
If this ain't love, baby
Just say so

You've been thinking
And I've been drinking
We both know that it's
Just not right

Now you're pretending
That it's not ending
You'll say anything
To avoid a fight

Girl don't lie
And tell me that you need me
Girl don't cry
And tell me nothing's wrong
I'll be all right
One way or another
So let me go
Or make we want to stay

If this is it
Please let me know
If this ain't love
You'd better let me go

If this is it
I want to know
If this ain't love, baby
Just say so

If this is it
Please let me know
If this ain't love
You'd better let me go

If this is it
I want to know
If this ain't love, baby
Just say so

If this is it
Please let me know
I wanna know
If this is it
If this is it
Please let me know
I gotta know

If this is it
You better let me know
Please let me know
Just say so
If this is it
Please let me know

 

[KentB3]

Oh, you better not shriek
you better not groan
You better not howl
you better not moan
Great Pumpkin is coming to town!

He's going to find out from folks that he meets,
Who deserves tricks and who deserves treats
Great Pumpkin is coming to town!

He'll search in every pumpkin patch
haunted houses far and near
To see if you've been spreading gloom
or bringing lots of cheer!
So you better not shriek
you better not groan
You better not howl
you better not moan
Great pumpkin is coming to town!!

 

[KentB3]

We're on sidewalks
we're on porches
dressed in costumes to scare
Through the city we're ringing the doorbells.

Trick or treating
candy eating
gooey stuff in our hair
But the most fun is shrieking out loud

SHIVERY YELLS, SHIVERY YELLS,
That's the Halloween nitty-gritty.
Moan and groan
leave us alone
Halloween's just one night a year!

 

[KentB3]

Up in the pumpkin patch, witches pause,
Out jumps the Great One; hear the applause?
Down through the rows with goodies and toys
All for this follower's Halloween joys!

HAUNT! HAUNT! HAUNT! who wouldn't want..
HAUNT! HAUNT! HAUNT! who wouldn't want?
To be in a pumpkin patch CHEER! CHEER! CHEER!
Waiting for the Great One and being sincere.

 

[KentB3]

Dashing through the streets
in our costumes bright and gay,
To each house we go
laughing all the way.
Halloween is here
making spirits bright
What fun it is to trick-or-treat
And sing pumpkin carols tonight!!

Oh, pumpkin bells! Pumpkin bells!
Ringing loud and clear,
Oh what fun Great Pumpkin brings
When Halloween is here!

Oh, pumpkin bells! Pumpkin bells!
Ringing loud and clear,
Oh what fun Great Pumpkin brings
When Halloween is here!

 

[KentB3]

I'm dreaming of the Great Pumpkin
Just like I do this time each year.
When he brings nice toys
to good girls and boys
who wait for him to appear.

I'm dreaming of the great pumpkin
with every pumpkin card I write.
May your jack-o-lanterns burn bright
when the great pumpkin visits you tonight!

 

[KentB3]

Screech owls hoot. are you listen'in?
beneath the moon; all is glist'nin--
A real scarey sight; we're happy tonight.
Waitin' in a pumpkin wonderland!

In the patch, we're watching for Great Pumpkin;
We've been waiting for this night all year.
For we've tried to be nice to everybody,
And to grow a pumpkin patch that is sincere!!!

Later on, while we're eating;
what we got trick-or-treating;
We'll share all our sacks of Halloween snacks;
waiting in a pumpkin wonderland!!

 

[KentB3]

Deck the patch with orange and black
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Take along your goody sack
Fa la la la la, la la la la

Don we now our gay apparel
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Troll the ancient pumpkin carol
Fa la la la la, la la la la

See the great one rise before us
Fa la la la la, la la la la
As we sing the Pumpkin chorus
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Follow him as he ascends
Fa la la la la, la la la la
Join with true GREAT PUMPKIN friends.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.

 

[KentB3]

O pumpkin cards ! O pumpkin cards!
Carry greetings to my friends...
O pumpkin cards ! O pumpkin cards!
Carry greetings to my friends...

Let them know the day is here;
when Great Pumpkin will appear.

O pumpkin cards! O pumpkin cards!
Carry greetings to my friends

 

[KentB3]

I heard the bells on Halloween
their old, familiar carols scream,
And wild and sweet the words repeat
The pumpkin season's here again.

Then peeled the bells more loud and strong
Great Pumpkin comes before too long!
The good will get the bad will fret
The pumpkin season's here again!!

 

[KentB3]

I was working in the lab
And light one night
When my eyes beheld
An eerie sight
When my monster from his slab
Began to rise
And suddenly
To my surprise

He did the mash
He did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
He did the mash
It caught on in a flash
The monster mash
It?s called the monster mash

The laboratory in the castle eaves
And the master bedroom where the vampire sleeps
The girls all came from their humble abodes
To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
The monster mash
It?s called the monster mash

Zombies were having fun
The party had just begun
The guests included wolfman
Dracula and his little baby boy

The scene was rocking
All the digging sounds
Igor unchained ? ? ? ?
The coffin bangers were about to arrive
With a local group the beach boy five

They did the mash
They did the monster mash
The monster mash
It was a graveyard smash
They did the mash
It caught on in a flash
The monster mash
It?s called the monster mash

Mmmm, what luck girl in the audience
Would care to dance with igor?
The monster mash is so ghoul
Muah ha ha ha
Muah ha ha ha