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DDuckFan130
Well-Known Member
NO!stranger said:
The Great White Whale...duh!
:lookaroun
DDuckFan130
Well-Known Member
The great white whale does not want a spanking from toi.speck76 said:
DDuckFan130
Well-Known Member
I suppose sospeck76 said:
stranger
New Member
Stupid girl, stupid girls, stupid girls
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Go to Fred Segal, you'll find them there
Laughing loud so all the little people stare
Looking for a daddy to pay for the champagne
(Drop a name)
What happened to the dreams of a girl president
She's dancing in the video next to 50 Cent
They travel in packs of two or three
With their itsy bitsy doggies and their teeny-weeny tees
Where, oh where, have the smart people gone?
Oh where, oh where could they be?
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
(Break it down now)
Disease's growing, it's epidemic
I'm scared that there ain't a cure
The world believes it and I'm going crazy
I cannot take any more
I'm so glad that I'll never fit in
That will never be me
Outcasts and girls with ambition
That's what I wanna see
Disasters all around
World despaired
Their only concern
Will they **** up my hair
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
[Interlude]
Oh my god you guys, I totally had more that 300 calories
That was so not sexy, no
Good one, can I borrow that?
[Vomits]
I WILL BE SKINNY
(Do ya thing, do ya thing, do ya thing)
(I like this, like this, like this)
Pretty will you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Pretty would you **** me girl, silly as a lucky girl
Pull my head and suck it girl, stupid girl!
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, stupid girl!
Maybe if I act like that, that guy will call me back
What a paparazzi girl, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
Baby if I act like that, flipping my blonde hair back
Push up my bra like that, I don't wanna be a stupid girl
stranger
New Member
Esta es la mas dramatica historia
Acerca de una mujer
Bella, desnuda en un cuadro
Que yo tengo en la pared
Y que sonrie al mirarla
Casi haciendome creer
Que del amor no se nada
Dramatica Mujer
She is mostly a ghost
The way she watches over me
She complains when I smoke
But then you do the same to me
She is controlling my brain activity
Knowing when I go to sleep
She will catch me when I am falling hard
Y por su forma de ser
Yo pense que tal vez
Me envolveria en el placer
Me enviciaria a socorrer
La sed de su amor
Que en apariencias me dejo
Dudar sin razon
Porque al final me hace feliz
And it is fine
Because she is with me now
Most all of the time
Trying and saving my life
Thinking not of her own
And always kissing me goodnight
When I just need to be alone
She is so sweet so discrete
She is exactly what I need
Not even make believe
She is not so usual
Acerca de una mujer
Bella, desnuda en un cuadro
Que yo tengo en la pared
Y que sonrie al mirarla
Casi haciendome creer
Que del amor no se nada
Dramatica Mujer
She is mostly a ghost
The way she watches over me
She complains when I smoke
But then you do the same to me
She is controlling my brain activity
Knowing when I go to sleep
She will catch me when I am falling hard
Y por su forma de ser
Yo pense que tal vez
Me envolveria en el placer
Me enviciaria a socorrer
La sed de su amor
Que en apariencias me dejo
Dudar sin razon
Porque al final me hace feliz
And it is fine
Because she is with me now
Most all of the time
Trying and saving my life
Thinking not of her own
And always kissing me goodnight
When I just need to be alone
She is so sweet so discrete
She is exactly what I need
Not even make believe
She is not so usual
Safari Giraffe
New Member
speck76 said:
So it really is a bonus when they have a MBA and work experience.
(not that I would know anything about that....:lookaroun )
Safari Giraffe
New Member
For the best friend a girl can have...................
You're My Best Friend
Ooo. you make me live
whatever this world can give to me
It's you, you're all I see
Ooo, you make me live now honey
Ooo, you make me live
You're the best friend
that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine
And I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live
I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you
In rain or shine
You've stood by me
I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend.
You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love
The things that you do
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live.
I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live
You, you're my best friend.
You're My Best Friend
Ooo. you make me live
whatever this world can give to me
It's you, you're all I see
Ooo, you make me live now honey
Ooo, you make me live
You're the best friend
that I ever had
I've been with you such a long time
You're my sunshine
And I want you to know
That my feelings are true
I really love you
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live
I've been wandering round
But I still come back to you
In rain or shine
You've stood by me
I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend.
You're the first one
When things turn out bad
You know I'll never be lonely
You're my only one
And I love
The things that you do
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live.
I'm happy, happy at home
You're my best friend
You're my best friend
Ooo, you make me live
You, you're my best friend.
[Spoken:]
[Boy:] On a hot summer night,
would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
[Girl:] Will he offer me his mouth?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Will he offer me his teeth?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Will he offer me his jaws?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Will he offer me his hunger?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Again, will he offer me his hunger?
[Boy:] Yes!
[Girl:] And does he love me?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Yes.
[Boy:] On a hot summer night,
would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
[Girl:] Yes.
[Boy:] I bet you say that to all the boys!
[Sung:]
It was a hot summer night
and the beach was burning.
There was fog crawling over the sand.
When I listen to your heart
I hear the whole world turning.
I see the shooting stars falling
through your trembling hands.
You were licking your lips
and your lipstick shining.
I was dying just to ask for a taste.
We were lying together in a silver lining
by the the light of the moon.
You know there's not another moment
Not another moment
Not another moment to waste.
You hold me so close that my knees grow weak.
But my soul is flying high above the ground.
I'm trying to speak but no matter what I do
I just can't seem to make any sound.
And then you took the words right out of my mouth.
Oh it must have been while you were kissing me.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
And I swear it's true,
I was just about to say I love you.
And then you took the words right out of my mouth.
Oh it must have been while you were kissing me.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
And I swear it's true,
I was just about to say I love you.
Now my body is shaking like a wave on the water
And I guess that I'm beginning to grin.
Oh we're finally alone and we can do what we want to.
The night is young
And Ain't no-one gonna know where you
No-one gonna know where you
No-one's gonna know where you've been.
You were licking your lips
and your lipstick shining.
I was dying just to ask for a taste.
We were lying together in a silver lining
by the the light of the moon.
You know there's not another moment
Not another moment
Not another moment to waste.
And then you took the words right out of my mouth.
Oh it must have been while you were kissing me.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
And I swear it's true,
I was just about to say I love you.
And then you took the words right out of my mouth.
Oh it must have been while you were kissing me.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
And I swear it's true,
I was just about to say I love you.
[Boy:] On a hot summer night,
would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
[Girl:] Will he offer me his mouth?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Will he offer me his teeth?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Will he offer me his jaws?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Will he offer me his hunger?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Again, will he offer me his hunger?
[Boy:] Yes!
[Girl:] And does he love me?
[Boy:] Yes.
[Girl:] Yes.
[Boy:] On a hot summer night,
would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses?
[Girl:] Yes.
[Boy:] I bet you say that to all the boys!
[Sung:]
It was a hot summer night
and the beach was burning.
There was fog crawling over the sand.
When I listen to your heart
I hear the whole world turning.
I see the shooting stars falling
through your trembling hands.
You were licking your lips
and your lipstick shining.
I was dying just to ask for a taste.
We were lying together in a silver lining
by the the light of the moon.
You know there's not another moment
Not another moment
Not another moment to waste.
You hold me so close that my knees grow weak.
But my soul is flying high above the ground.
I'm trying to speak but no matter what I do
I just can't seem to make any sound.
And then you took the words right out of my mouth.
Oh it must have been while you were kissing me.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
And I swear it's true,
I was just about to say I love you.
And then you took the words right out of my mouth.
Oh it must have been while you were kissing me.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
And I swear it's true,
I was just about to say I love you.
Now my body is shaking like a wave on the water
And I guess that I'm beginning to grin.
Oh we're finally alone and we can do what we want to.
The night is young
And Ain't no-one gonna know where you
No-one gonna know where you
No-one's gonna know where you've been.
You were licking your lips
and your lipstick shining.
I was dying just to ask for a taste.
We were lying together in a silver lining
by the the light of the moon.
You know there's not another moment
Not another moment
Not another moment to waste.
And then you took the words right out of my mouth.
Oh it must have been while you were kissing me.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
And I swear it's true,
I was just about to say I love you.
And then you took the words right out of my mouth.
Oh it must have been while you were kissing me.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
And I swear it's true,
I was just about to say I love you.
stranger
New Member
Now if you want something to play with, go out and find yourself a toy,
Cause little boy my time is too expensive and I'm not a little boy
So if you are serious, don't play with my heart, it makes me furious
But if you want me to love you, you know I will, you know I will
Tell it like it is.
Don't be ashamed, let your conscience be your guide
I know deep down inside of me I believe you love me
So forget your foolish pride, life is too short for sorrow
You may be here today and gone tomorrow
You might aswell get what you want
So go on and please
Tell it like it is.
I'm nothing to play with, go and find yourself a toy
Tell it like it is
Tell it like it is
Cause little boy my time is too expensive and I'm not a little boy
So if you are serious, don't play with my heart, it makes me furious
But if you want me to love you, you know I will, you know I will
Tell it like it is.
Don't be ashamed, let your conscience be your guide
I know deep down inside of me I believe you love me
So forget your foolish pride, life is too short for sorrow
You may be here today and gone tomorrow
You might aswell get what you want
So go on and please
Tell it like it is.
I'm nothing to play with, go and find yourself a toy
Tell it like it is
Tell it like it is
stranger
New Member
When Jack was born, he winked at mom
Her pretty face was the first he saw
Was Jack wrong cause he loved mom?
Things went bad 'fore they got worse
Mom would pinch Jack until it hurt
She thought her boy was cursed
You leave, you leave, you leave that boy to me
Oh, Jack, I love him
You leave that boy to me
You leave (leave), leave (leave)
You leave that boy to me
I know his condition and soon he'll be set free
Out of school, Jack was cruel
He become the bully's boy
Was Jack wrong to mimic mom?
And after school, connoisseur
Mama's kissing the golden rule
This was no fun, he become his mother's fool
You leave, you leave, you leave that man to me
Oh, mama, I love you,
But you leave that man to me
With my will (will) and my hands (hands)
That old solid man, and in your honor
I'm gonna cut that man in half
All the lessons mama would teach
Books from Rome and ancient Greece
Men push rocks up stony mountains
turning one fish into five thousand
and a king went blind from his mother's love
A terrible rage rose inside Jack,
his mother lying on her back,
the one who taugh him right from wrong
and knew no better all along
She got ran through
and Jack killed mom, yup
Don't leave me, don't leave me, don't leave this world to me
Oh, Mama, I love you, didn't mean to set you free
With my will (will) and my hands (hands)
That old solid man, oh mama, I love you
I didn't mean to set you free
Was Jack wrong? (Jack killed mom)
Was Jack wrong? (Jack killed mom)
Was Jack wrong? (Jack killed mom)
Jack killed mom
Jack killed mom
Jack killed mom
etc.
Her pretty face was the first he saw
Was Jack wrong cause he loved mom?
Things went bad 'fore they got worse
Mom would pinch Jack until it hurt
She thought her boy was cursed
You leave, you leave, you leave that boy to me
Oh, Jack, I love him
You leave that boy to me
You leave (leave), leave (leave)
You leave that boy to me
I know his condition and soon he'll be set free
Out of school, Jack was cruel
He become the bully's boy
Was Jack wrong to mimic mom?
And after school, connoisseur
Mama's kissing the golden rule
This was no fun, he become his mother's fool
You leave, you leave, you leave that man to me
Oh, mama, I love you,
But you leave that man to me
With my will (will) and my hands (hands)
That old solid man, and in your honor
I'm gonna cut that man in half
All the lessons mama would teach
Books from Rome and ancient Greece
Men push rocks up stony mountains
turning one fish into five thousand
and a king went blind from his mother's love
A terrible rage rose inside Jack,
his mother lying on her back,
the one who taugh him right from wrong
and knew no better all along
She got ran through
and Jack killed mom, yup
Don't leave me, don't leave me, don't leave this world to me
Oh, Mama, I love you, didn't mean to set you free
With my will (will) and my hands (hands)
That old solid man, oh mama, I love you
I didn't mean to set you free
Was Jack wrong? (Jack killed mom)
Was Jack wrong? (Jack killed mom)
Was Jack wrong? (Jack killed mom)
Jack killed mom
Jack killed mom
Jack killed mom
etc.
stranger
New Member
Christmas Eve:
How much do we get?
Princeton:
Boy, it’s not very much at all, is it?
Brian:
Never say never, Princeton, there’s still
One more person we have to hit up!
Trekkie Monster:
NO! NO! NO! Go away. Me busy.
Christmas Eve:
But it for good cause.
Trekkie Monster:
What in it for me? Go away!
Princeton:
I guess Kate’ll never get her school for Monsters.
Trekkie Monster:
What you say?
Brian:
Kate wants to open a school for Monsters.
Trekkie Monster:
School for Monsters?
Me never hear of that.
School for Monsters!
School for lonely little monsters!
When me little,
Going to school,
Other children
Think me not cool,
Poking and pulling
At me fur...
Now me have therapist,
And work on this with her.
But me no need me therapy
If Monster School a reality!
Here!
Me give you $10,000,000!
Princeton:
Trekkie! where did you get all that money??
Trekkie Monster:
In volatile market, only stable investment is !
All:
When you help others,
You can’t help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You can’t help helping yourself!
Every time you
Do good deeds
You’re also serving
Your own needs.
When you help others,
You can’t
Help
Helping yourself!
How much do we get?
Princeton:
Boy, it’s not very much at all, is it?
Brian:
Never say never, Princeton, there’s still
One more person we have to hit up!
Trekkie Monster:
NO! NO! NO! Go away. Me busy.
Christmas Eve:
But it for good cause.
Trekkie Monster:
What in it for me? Go away!
Princeton:
I guess Kate’ll never get her school for Monsters.
Trekkie Monster:
What you say?
Brian:
Kate wants to open a school for Monsters.
Trekkie Monster:
School for Monsters?
Me never hear of that.
School for Monsters!
School for lonely little monsters!
When me little,
Going to school,
Other children
Think me not cool,
Poking and pulling
At me fur...
Now me have therapist,
And work on this with her.
But me no need me therapy
If Monster School a reality!
Here!
Me give you $10,000,000!
Princeton:
Trekkie! where did you get all that money??
Trekkie Monster:
In volatile market, only stable investment is !
All:
When you help others,
You can’t help helping yourself!
When you help others,
You can’t help helping yourself!
Every time you
Do good deeds
You’re also serving
Your own needs.
When you help others,
You can’t
Help
Helping yourself!
Everybody lives on a street in a city
Or a village or a town for what it's worth.
And they're all inside a country which is part of a continent
That sits upon a planet known as Earth.
And the Earth is a ball full of oceans and some mountains
Which is out there spinning silently in space.
And living on that Earth are the plants and the animals
And also the entire human race.
It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
It's big and black and inky
And we are small and dinky
It's a big universe and we're not.
And we're part of a vast interplanetary system
Stretching seven hundred billion miles long.
With nine planets and a sun; we think the Earth's the only one
That has life on it, although we could be wrong.
Across the interstellar voids are a billion asteroids
Including meteors and Halley's Comet too.
And there's over fifty moons floating out there like balloons
In a panoramic trillion-mile view.
And still it's all a speck amid a hundred billion stars
In a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
It's sixty thousand trillion miles from one end to the other
And still that's just a fraction of the way.
'Cause there's a hundred billion galaxies that stretch across the sky
Filled with constellations, planets, moons and stars.
And still the universe extends to a place that never ends
Which is maybe just inside a little jar!
It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
You might think that you're essential
Try inconsequential
It's a small world after all!
Or a village or a town for what it's worth.
And they're all inside a country which is part of a continent
That sits upon a planet known as Earth.
And the Earth is a ball full of oceans and some mountains
Which is out there spinning silently in space.
And living on that Earth are the plants and the animals
And also the entire human race.
It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
It's big and black and inky
And we are small and dinky
It's a big universe and we're not.
And we're part of a vast interplanetary system
Stretching seven hundred billion miles long.
With nine planets and a sun; we think the Earth's the only one
That has life on it, although we could be wrong.
Across the interstellar voids are a billion asteroids
Including meteors and Halley's Comet too.
And there's over fifty moons floating out there like balloons
In a panoramic trillion-mile view.
And still it's all a speck amid a hundred billion stars
In a galaxy we call the Milky Way.
It's sixty thousand trillion miles from one end to the other
And still that's just a fraction of the way.
'Cause there's a hundred billion galaxies that stretch across the sky
Filled with constellations, planets, moons and stars.
And still the universe extends to a place that never ends
Which is maybe just inside a little jar!
It's a great big universe
And we're all really puny
We're just tiny little specks
About the size of Mickey Rooney.
You might think that you're essential
Try inconsequential
It's a small world after all!
stranger
New Member
:lol:
KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For
KATE
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE
For
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For !
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For !
KATE
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For !
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for ,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
KATE
Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
KATE
Good
I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For por—oops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR !!
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for !
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for !
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to , , !
KATE
That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE
Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for !
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for !
PRINCETON
I !
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For , , !
KATE
The internet is not for !!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
!, , P---
KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB
That’s correct.
KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN
Sure!
KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY
Yes I do!
KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON
True!
TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON
. .yeah
KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for !
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for !
KATE
I hate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your ________ and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For , , !
(harmonizing) , , ,
KATE
I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
, , ,
, , ,
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
, , ,
TREKKIE
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for !
TREKKIE
YEAH!
KATE
The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER
For
KATE
I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE
For
KATE
Huh?
There's always some new site,
TREKKIE
For !
I browse all day and night
TREKKIE
For !
KATE
It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE
For !
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for
KATE
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for ,
KATE
What are you doing!?
TREKKIE
Why you think the net was born?
KATE
Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE
Oh hello kate monster
KATE
You are ruining my song
TREKKIE
Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE
Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE
Me no talkie
KATE
Good
I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE
For
KATE
Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE
For por—oops, sorry
KATE
Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE
For ---
KATE
You can research browse and shop
Until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE
FOR !!
Trekkie!
TREKKIE
The internet is for !
KATE
Noooo
TREKKIE
The internet if for !
KATE
Trekkie
TREKKIE
Me up all night honking me horn to , , !
KATE
That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE
Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE
NO really, your a pervert
Normal people don’t sit at home and look
At on the internet
TREKKIE
Ohhhh?
KATE
What?!
TREKKIE
You have no idea
Ready normal people?
NORMAL PEOPLE
Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE
Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for !
PRINCETON
Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for !
PRINCETON
I !
TREKKIE AND GUYS
All these guys unzip their flies
For , , !
KATE
The internet is not for !!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
!, , P---
KATE
HOLD ON A SECOND!
Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB
That’s correct.
KATE
And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN
Sure!
KATE
And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY
Yes I do!
KATE
And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON
True!
TREKKIE
Oh, but Kate-
What you think he do . . .after? hmm?
PRINCETON
. .yeah
KATE
EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for !
KATE
Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
The internet is for !
KATE
I hate
TREKKIE AND GUYS
Grab your ________ and double click
KATE
I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
For , , !
(harmonizing) , , ,
KATE
I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
, , ,
, , ,
KATE
I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS
, , ,
TREKKIE
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME
The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL
The internet is for !
TREKKIE
YEAH!