WDW March Madness: The Wacky Brackets

[GenerationX]

We have a Final 4. Very soon we’ll be crowning one lucky contender as the “Mickey Mouse Issue of the Year”!

Questionable Guest Practices
#8 Pulling the Kids out of School def. #4 Too Old for a Stroller (5-3)
#3 Smoking Wherever def. #8 Antagonizing Tigger (8-0!)

Unpopular Management Decisions
There were two 4-4 ties in this category, so I had to make a couple of unpopular decisions myself.

#1 The Wand def. #4 Changing Something (5-4)
While I admit it’s a lot of fun battling the traditionalists with regards to change, nothing beats poking the crazies who hate The Wand.

#6 Stitch Proliferation def. #7 No Beastly Kingdomme (5-4)
Stitch provides meaning to my otherwise empty life.

Final 4:

Questionable Guest Practices
#8 Pulling the Kids out of School vs. #3 Smoking Wherever

Unpopular Management Decisions
#1 The Wand vs. #6 Stitch Proliferation

 

[SpongeScott]

Questionable Guest Practices
#3 Smoking Wherever

Unpopular Management Decisions
#6 Stitch Proliferation

 

[Wilt Dasney]

Questionable Guest Practices
#8 Pulling the Kids out of School -- By all means, take YOUR family in the summer. More elbow room for mine in the fall.
Unpopular Management Decisions
#1 The Wand -- It sparkles. And the fact that it works people into a frenzied froth amuses me.

 

[Computer Magic]

Questionable Guest Practices
#8 Pulling the Kids out of School


Unpopular Management Decisions

#6 Stitch Proliferation

 

[nighttimewisher]

Questionable Guest Practices
#3 Smoking Wherever

Unpopular Management Decisions
#6 Stitch Proliferation

 

[dopey]

Questionable Guest Practices
#3 Smoking Wherever

As long as cigars don't count. Kids should be able to light up their Cohibas whenever and wherever they want! No? :lookaroun

Unpopular Management Decisions
#1 The Wand

Because spelled backwards, it's dnaweht!

 

[GenerationX]

Because spelled backwards, it's dnaweht!

Hey, HEY, watch the language there, Mr. Dopey.

 

[Laura]

Questionable Guest Practices
#3 Smoking Wherever

Unpopular Management Decisions
#1 The Wand

 

[Monty]

Oops, I missed the big eight...

Questionable Guest Practices
#3 Smoking Wherever - I smoked for 25 years and was considerate, now that I haven't smoked for 15 years, they're rude and they're everywhere!

Unpopular Management Decisions
#1 The Wand - Stitch isn't as prevalent as he was and the wand arguments provide endless hours of entertainment.

 

[TwoTigersMom]

Questionable Guest Practices
#3 Smoking Wherever

Unpopular Management Decisions
#1 The Wand

 

[dopey]

Hey, HEY, watch the language there, Mr. Dopey.

Said the man who quotes BILLY JOEL! Everybody knows Billy Joel is the world's biggest potty mouth.

You ever go to the Menopause Madhouse, aka the Redhead piano bar on Ontario? The guys there play Billy Joel a lot. Almost as much as they play Elton John.

 

[GenerationX]

Said the man who quotes BILLY JOEL! Everybody knows Billy Joel is the world's biggest potty mouth.

You ever go to the Menopause Madhouse, aka the Redhead piano bar on Ontario? The guys there play Billy Joel a lot. Almost as much as they play Elton John.

I don't think I've been there. Most of my trips into the city involve one stop: 35th & Shields.

Since Wilt is allowing people to post the votes of their family members in the main WDW March Madness thread (and I'm a big ol' copycat), I'll allow that, too. Friends are acceptable, as well. And I'll allow votes on your neighbor's behalf, even the weird ones who only come out to put their trash on the curb. Especially them. Finally, if there's a celebrity that you feel you "know" after all these years of watching and/or stalking them - and you have a gut feeling as to how they'd vote - post it!

 

[dopey]

And I'll allow votes on your neighbor's behalf, even the weird ones who only come out to put their trash on the curb. Especially them.

What if you yourself are that guy? Can you vote twice?

 

[GenerationX]

What if you yourself are that guy? Can you vote twice?

Now THAT would just be silly.

 

[GenerationX]

The polls have closed! We'll dispense with the blathering and get right to the results from the Final 4 matchups:

#3 Smoking Wherever def. #8 Pulling the Kids out of School (6-2)

#1 The Wand def. #6 Stitch Proliferation (5-3)

We're down to the final battle betwen pro, con, and violent indifference. Which issue have you argued for? against? at one time argued for then later argued against? Which issue do you find so comical you have posted inflammatory messages you didn't mean just to raise the hackles of others?

This is your final chance for your voice to be heard! ... Well, in this thread, anyway. The ultimate guest behavior issue vs. the ultimate management decision. The winner of this match will get to wear the coveted ... wait, scratch that ... dubious honor of 2007 Mickey Mouse Issue of the Year:

#3 Smoking Wherever vs. #1 The Wand

 

[SpongeScott]

*looks at avatar*

Smoking Wherever

 

[Wilt Dasney]

My vote: The Wand.

I'm not pro-wand. I'm not anti-wand. I am pro-other people being anti-wand, though, because I never fail to be amused by it. Yeessss, fanboys, cry about the giant Mickey arm in a Disney park. Let me taste your tears!

 

[dopey]

My vote: The Wand.

I'm not pro-wand. I'm not anti-wand. I am pro-other people being anti-wand, though, because I never fail to be amused by it. Yeessss, fanboys, cry about the giant Mickey arm in a Disney park. Let me taste your tears!

I can't argue with that logic. Put me down for The Wand.

 

[Computer Magic]

#3 Smoking Wherever

 

[GenerationX]

Shouldn't we have a trophy or symbol or mascot or something? I mean all the cool sporting events and teams have 'em. I know Chief Illiniwek is available now, but I was thinking along the lines of something a little more offensive. How about a kid dressed as Stitch who skipped school and is sitting in a stroller next to the Wand blowing smoke in Tigger's face?