Historically, the Wacky Brackets have allowed you, the brash, young, upstart poster with unrealized potential, to determine the official Mickey Mouse Issue of the Year. This year? No different. As the head lunatic in this asylum, it’s my job to guide you through the wilderness of Disney topics to the vast wasteland of Mickey Mouse issues.
What exactly is a Mickey Mouse Issue? And why would we want to honor such a nuisance with an award? Simmer down, I’m getting to that. A Mickey Mouse Issue is a topic characterized by long, heated arguments - typically ones requiring the ever patient Mom to close because they lack any semblance of redeeming value - that go nowhere. While these discussions provide many an opportunity to poke the crazy, they also tend to drag on for page after page of repetitive drivel. And about what? A trifle. You’ve read the threads. You laughed, you cried, but mostly you wondered why anyone cared so much about something so trivial.
So, pick the never-ending topic you care the least about, vote for it, then (optionally) rant about the lunatic fringe behind the trenches on either (or better yet both!) sides of the non-issue.
And in my annual bonus to you, I’m extending the voting beyond the issues themselves to also include the horrendous ways posters respond to those and other issues! w00t! This tourney promises to be more fun than the WDW Parks News and Rumors forum drinking game (“Before commenting, I’ll wait for Lee, Raven, or Martin to confirm.” Drink!!).
By now, you’re really wishing you didn’t have that psychotic thirst to read every thread on the site. Hey, we all have our faults. If you’d like to quench that thirst with even more pointless threads, take a read through the past three tournaments:
So, what exactly is a Mickey Mouse Issue again? You tell me …
Manic Kingdom Rumors Bracket
(12) The Fantasyland Expansion of Redundant Threads vs. (1024) A NewTron Bomb Dropping on Tomorrowland?
Attraction Overreaction Bracket
(06) Fixed? Not Yeti vs. (09) Tomorrowland Transit Audio Abomination vs. (12) Aerosmith OUT, Every Other Artist Known to Man IN
The Usual Suspects Bracket
(0) Pool Hopping vs. (30) Scooters vs. (420) Pulling the Kids out of School
(1) Monorail Expansion vs. (5) 5th Gate vs. (08) Adventurer’s Club
(40) The Hat vs. (80) FastPass vs. (113) Bedbugs
Appalling Poster Behavior Bracket
(2) “That’s a dumb idea, but I’m too dumb to explain why or offer an alternative” vs. (-2) “I just got back, and I have A LOT to complain about!”
(411) “I haven’t read the entire thread, but here’s my unique, insightful opinion that trumps all that has been discussed thus far” vs. (-411) “Why isn’t there a page with abbreviations? Oh, there is one. Why can’t you people just type everything out?”
Cloning is Not Just for Attractions Anymore Bracket
(0010203040) The Art of All-Star Movies Resort vs. (00) Generic Merchandise
Looking Outside of The World Bracket
(53) Negligibly-Faster-than-Regular Speed Rail vs. (10) Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey to Universal
What exactly is a Mickey Mouse Issue? And why would we want to honor such a nuisance with an award? Simmer down, I’m getting to that. A Mickey Mouse Issue is a topic characterized by long, heated arguments - typically ones requiring the ever patient Mom to close because they lack any semblance of redeeming value - that go nowhere. While these discussions provide many an opportunity to poke the crazy, they also tend to drag on for page after page of repetitive drivel. And about what? A trifle. You’ve read the threads. You laughed, you cried, but mostly you wondered why anyone cared so much about something so trivial.
So, pick the never-ending topic you care the least about, vote for it, then (optionally) rant about the lunatic fringe behind the trenches on either (or better yet both!) sides of the non-issue.
And in my annual bonus to you, I’m extending the voting beyond the issues themselves to also include the horrendous ways posters respond to those and other issues! w00t! This tourney promises to be more fun than the WDW Parks News and Rumors forum drinking game (“Before commenting, I’ll wait for Lee, Raven, or Martin to confirm.” Drink!!).
By now, you’re really wishing you didn’t have that psychotic thirst to read every thread on the site. Hey, we all have our faults. If you’d like to quench that thirst with even more pointless threads, take a read through the past three tournaments:
- Wacky Brackets I, won by “The Wand”
- Wacky Brackets II, won by “Why Does Disney Continue to Ignore My Unerring, Supremely Wise Counsel?”
- Wacky Brackets III, won by ”Yesterday vs. Today”
So, what exactly is a Mickey Mouse Issue again? You tell me …
Manic Kingdom Rumors Bracket
(12) The Fantasyland Expansion of Redundant Threads vs. (1024) A NewTron Bomb Dropping on Tomorrowland?
Attraction Overreaction Bracket
(06) Fixed? Not Yeti vs. (09) Tomorrowland Transit Audio Abomination vs. (12) Aerosmith OUT, Every Other Artist Known to Man IN
The Usual Suspects Bracket
(0) Pool Hopping vs. (30) Scooters vs. (420) Pulling the Kids out of School
(1) Monorail Expansion vs. (5) 5th Gate vs. (08) Adventurer’s Club
(40) The Hat vs. (80) FastPass vs. (113) Bedbugs
Appalling Poster Behavior Bracket
(2) “That’s a dumb idea, but I’m too dumb to explain why or offer an alternative” vs. (-2) “I just got back, and I have A LOT to complain about!”
(411) “I haven’t read the entire thread, but here’s my unique, insightful opinion that trumps all that has been discussed thus far” vs. (-411) “Why isn’t there a page with abbreviations? Oh, there is one. Why can’t you people just type everything out?”
Cloning is Not Just for Attractions Anymore Bracket
(0010203040) The Art of All-Star Movies Resort vs. (00) Generic Merchandise
Looking Outside of The World Bracket
(53) Negligibly-Faster-than-Regular Speed Rail vs. (10) Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey to Universal