WDW Limericks

[mkepcotmgmak]

I saw the Haiku's again, and wanted to start a good limericks page again too! HAVE FUN! - be creative and FUNNY!... lol

From Marceline was born a dreamer
who today would drive a beamer
he built a world of fun
that is not yet done
no other place could be cleaner.

 

[mkepcotmgmak]

The drawing board again,
has found a brand new friend,
and it seems to me
that 626 will soon be
the scary alien's demise to an end

 

[SirNim]

There once was a man from Peru

Who dreamt that he was eating his shoe

He awoke with a fright in the middle of the night

To find that his dream had come true...


Er- :lookaroun

That's all I can think of! :lol: *shrug*

 

[The Mom]

There once was a man from Nantucket.....


Oh, you want DISNEY limericks!!! Nevermind. :lol:

 

[Al]

I can't think of any disney ones, but this thread made me get my "Mammoth book of Jokes" out, and read the limericks!!

Some of them are hilarious!!! ........but too rude to post :lol:

(Sorry about that major thread drift)

 

[mkt]

there once was a man from nantucket
who went to WDW with a bucket
he filled it with water
with IASW water
and fed it a manbeast named darrel

:lol:

 

[darthdarrel]

Originally posted by mkt
there once was a man from nantucket
who went to WDW with a bucket
he filled it with water
with IASW water
and fed it a manbeast named darrel

:lol:

....

 

[aim]

Originally posted by mkt
there once was a man from nantucket
who went to WDW with a bucket
he filled it with water
with IASW water
and fed it a manbeast named darrel

:lol:

:sohappy: :lol:

 

[mkt]

Originally posted by WDW*babe
:sohappy: :lol:

There once was a lady named aimee
she went to hawai'i, I said lei me
she slapped me real hard
really really hard
that woman is a true lady

 

[aim]

Originally posted by mkt
There once was a lady named aimee
she went to hawai'i, I said lei me
she slapped me real hard
really really hard
that woman is a true lady

:lol:

 

[mkepcotmgmak]

In a limousine soon you will fly,
So tell the bystanders g'bye
To the concert we'll race
And thrown back is your face,
It's time to tell Aerosmith hi!

 

[mkepcotmgmak]

Through the dark corridors you creep,
trying not to make a peep,
but 999 ghosts
will all be your hosts
nightmares will come when you sleep

a million creepy little dolls
decorate these colorful halls
a record thats broken
of different languages spoken
sings its a small world after all

the dog will not give up his key
to the pirates behind bars you see
they are stuck there all day
without any pay
for millions of passengers glee