Louisiana and Texas are for the most part, "centrally located" (although Missouri or Nebraska are much more fitted than LA and TX).
This won't happen before Disney Ice Village in the Dakotas.
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This project falls right ahead of Disney Longhorn Village in TX.
This won't happen before Disney Ice Village in the Dakotas. I theme park themed around winter events (skiing, skating, snow shoe'ing, hockey) - think winter olympics.
The value is, 10 months of the year they don't have to fake cold![]()
Though I've heard rumors of this project moving to Alaska so even those 2 months would be taken care of.
This project falls right ahead of Disney Longhorn Village in TX.
I second what happymom said. I have lived in Texas since 1971. The rumors of Disney buying HUGE tracks of land South or North of the metroplex have been around forever. Besides North Texas winters are not like Florida or California. We get snow and ice every now and then.
The BIG ride at Disney Longhorn Village...The Rock N Alamo Roller Coaster
The rumors are TRUE!
The park will be built just outside of Crawford. It's along the I-35 corridor, so it's a perfect place. Within a reasonable drive from DFW, Austin, and San Antonio.
The real reason for the location is that Bush's intelligence advisers found pictures of Mickey creating new Hamas fighters. The brainwashed mousitized children have been deemed by CIA definitions as "Weapons of Mass Destruction." Disney strongly denied the WMD accusation. But until Disney hands over the Hamas Mickey, WDW will be invaded. Disney claims that they don't own the Hamas Mickey, so there is no way they can hand him over. So Bush told them that they are "either with us or against us... got any oil?" Disney's response that they don't own any oil fields. So the only way out of this is to build a new WDW park in Crawford which puts Orlando's WDW to shame. "IllumiNations" will be renamed to "IllumiLoneStar" and be 5 times bigger, include cruise missiles, a nuke, 500 Mossberg shotguns, and be 5 times longer... finalized with a prayer.
A WDW bus driver told me this last night. They know the insides of the Disney Company. They are like Disney KGB, disguised as drivers.
Thats not even on the same continent as funny.
Thats not even on the same continent as funny.
The rumors are TRUE!
The park will be built just outside of Crawford. It's along the I-35 corridor, so it's a perfect place. Within a reasonable drive from DFW, Austin, and San Antonio.
The real reason for the location is that Bush's intelligence advisers found pictures of Mickey creating new Hamas fighters. The brainwashed mousitized children have been deemed by CIA definitions as "Weapons of Mass Destruction." Disney strongly denied the WMD accusation. But until Disney hands over the Hamas Mickey, WDW will be invaded. Disney claims that they don't own the Hamas Mickey, so there is no way they can hand him over. So Bush told them that they are "either with us or against us... got any oil?" Disney's response that they don't own any oil fields. So the only way out of this is to build a new WDW park in Crawford which puts Orlando's WDW to shame. "IllumiNations" will be renamed to "IllumiLoneStar" and be 5 times bigger, include cruise missiles, a nuke, 500 Mossberg shotguns, and be 5 times longer... finalized with a prayer.
A WDW bus driver told me this last night. They know the insides of the Disney Company. They are like Disney KGB, disguised as drivers.
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