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WDW Halloween Party with The Speedo Man.
- Thread starter Speedo Bob
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I have got no idea who Commando Curtis is, but Crosseyed Curtis is one of my best friends. He is in my band and I work with him at Itchy Bill's. I posted a picture of him at the begining of this thread.
Maria I hate to say it but I might as well break the truth to you. I am just to darn good for you.That is why I thought Cross eyed Curtis would be a good match for you, he is in more of your league. Sorry Baby but the Speedo man is a real heart breaker.
Anyways we sell a great variety of used top notch vehicles at Itchy Bill's. Of course our Specialtys are the Ford Pinto,and Chey Chevettes, we also sell lots of Mopeds as well. I have one myself and I love crusing around in my Speedo on my Moped at the beach. I get lots of people looking and whistling.
Maria I hate to say it but I might as well break the truth to you. I am just to darn good for you.That is why I thought Cross eyed Curtis would be a good match for you, he is in more of your league. Sorry Baby but the Speedo man is a real heart breaker.
Anyways we sell a great variety of used top notch vehicles at Itchy Bill's. Of course our Specialtys are the Ford Pinto,and Chey Chevettes, we also sell lots of Mopeds as well. I have one myself and I love crusing around in my Speedo on my Moped at the beach. I get lots of people looking and whistling.
Don L Duck
New Member
I am in the market for a Pacer I just love the view from every seat plenty of windows.
Are you sure that's looking and whistling and not looking and wretching.............:lol:
Are you sure that's looking and whistling and not looking and wretching.............:lol:
Maria
New Member
Oh Speedo Bob, I think you are right... you are really out of this world, and since I am a very jealous person, I would hate to be fighting with all the women (and men) who would want to be with you.
Don´t worry about finding me anyone, I can do that myself. Thanks anyways. :wave:
I am glad we have got everything all settled here Maria. I know how tough it would be to let go of me. We did have alot of chemistry didn't we? But like you said it would be tough for any woman to be with me with every woman I walk by that throws themselves at me left right and centre.I hope that you will find someone and remember if you are old and still single, well there still is old Cross Eyed Curtis to fall back on.
Wckd Queen
New Member
Speedo Bob, you must be like the Pied Piper of WDW, what with all those women trailing after you.
Do ANY of us stand a chance, if you even cast the lovely Maria aside?
Do ANY of us stand a chance, if you even cast the lovely Maria aside?
WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Maria
Oh Bob, this was a stab to my heart...You don´t want me!
I feel soooo rejected...
...but as long as you mean COMANDO Curtis, I think I will get over the fact that you want to date other women. I´ll be fine with him, I am sure I´ll be in good hands... . :slurp: :animwink:
*gets into costume*
Ready Maria? :kiss:
WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
Hmmm...maybe I should "reword" that...
Commando Curtis is getting into costume...maybe I should've said...Commando Curtis is getting OUT OF costume.
disneydudette
Well-Known Member
so let me get this straight....
there a +50 year old man that admits he gets his bikini line waxed and wears a speedo, asking if anyone "wants" to go to Disney with him...
a man who drew "pubies" on teh pilsbury dough boy...cresent rolls will never be the same again...
theres a young lady who admits she likes her man bare...which I agree...very much a turn on... :slurp:
a guy who admits he "strips carpets" and his own
another young man you flashes himself to international ladies...( Freak no luck with the Americans...need to go over the border these days)
and a flirtatious foriegner who wants to get with the +50yo speedo wearing, skullet sporting, living with his parents man.....then again who wouldn't....
gotta love the memebrs of wdwmagic....you guys make us proud!
there a +50 year old man that admits he gets his bikini line waxed and wears a speedo, asking if anyone "wants" to go to Disney with him...
a man who drew "pubies" on teh pilsbury dough boy...cresent rolls will never be the same again...
theres a young lady who admits she likes her man bare...which I agree...very much a turn on... :slurp:
a guy who admits he "strips carpets" and his own
another young man you flashes himself to international ladies...( Freak no luck with the Americans...need to go over the border these days)
and a flirtatious foriegner who wants to get with the +50yo speedo wearing, skullet sporting, living with his parents man.....then again who wouldn't....
gotta love the memebrs of wdwmagic....you guys make us proud!
Wckd Queen
New Member
Originally posted by pinkrose
A little cool in here, eh Commando Curtis.
Dare I say...shrinkage? :lol:
(oh, I hope I can say that! :lol: )
disneydudette
Well-Known Member
:lol: :lol:
gives a whole new term to the phrase "mini-me"
WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! HOLD THE PHONE!!!
Yes...since it's only reaching the knee right now...it's a little chilly in here...
Maria...I'm getting my passport as we speak :slurp:
(Disneydudette...sheesh...I don't talk to you for a little while and you come out with a SHOT!!! (I know I know...I need to go international...(Oh...and don't forget...Mini-Me was a tripod!))
Yes...since it's only reaching the knee right now...it's a little chilly in here...
Maria...I'm getting my passport as we speak :slurp:
(Disneydudette...sheesh...I don't talk to you for a little while and you come out with a SHOT!!! (I know I know...I need to go international...(Oh...and don't forget...Mini-Me was a tripod!))
disneydudette
Well-Known Member
LMAO!!
It wasn't a shot...it was simply a humorous comment to offend you...lol...no no I was only kidding...
and yes mini-me was a tripod...just like you freak....just like you...:slurp:
WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
Ahhh the dudette learns fast
:kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
Originally posted by Maria
hehe... hun, you don´t need it to come to Mexico!
A clean and smooth tripod... :slurp: :lol:
(I need one if I want to take you to someplace exotic
) (Just so it would be you and I )