Unmagical Day at the Magic Kingdom

mf1972

mf1972

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donaldtoo said:
Katiebug and Sam are now married and making more princes and princesses. Apparently Sam finally did “something”.
I guess none of the rest of y’all got an invite to the unmagical nuptials...?! :cyclops:🤷‍♂️
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Former CM Sam

Former CM Sam

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Long time lurker, but I finally decided to jump in and defend my personal dignity. Yes, I am THE Sam the OP had an encounter with seven years ago. I remember it well. No, I did not bow down to her extremely pushy demands. It really bothers me that since that infamous day I have become a punchline as the guy who does nothing. It really chaps me square in the buttocks, and I would like to set the record straight.

First off, I am far from being just some guy who does nothing. Again, my buttocks are chapped and I am STEAMED on the inside that such accusations would be hurled at my person. When I was just a boy, I attended an academy of sciences in Yorkshire where I ....... ..... ... ... ... ... for three semesters. I graduated top of my class for subjects of ..... and ............ and ........ .

Before moving to the states to pursue my passions of becoming a Disney CM, I traveled to London to become a gentleman. It was there I met and befriended a professor who would soon become my mentor, and he trained me for two full years in the practice of .................. .

Besides those skills and in depth training, I also speak fluently in ................ , and ............... , and a little of ........ .

So before accusing me of doing nothing, keep in mind that I achieved all of this before even joining the Disney team.
Once at Disney, I was notorious for helping guests with ............ and would always .......... ......... ......... when it was needed.

I am Sam. I deserve respect. My motto is, and always has been, You Can Achieve Anything In Life You Want If You ............ ....... ..... ....... .

-Sam
Current Vice President of
 
EagleScout610

EagleScout610

Always causin' some kind of commotion downstream
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Former CM Sam said:
Long time lurker, but I finally decided to jump in and defend my personal dignity. Yes, I am THE Sam the OP had an encounter with seven years ago. I remember it well. No, I did not bow down to her extremely pushy demands. It really bothers me that since that infamous day I have become a punchline as the guy who does nothing. It really chaps me square in the buttocks, and I would like to set the record straight.

First off, I am far from being just some guy who does nothing. Again, my buttocks are chapped and I am STEAMED on the inside that such accusations would be hurled at my person. When I was just a boy, I attended an academy of sciences in Yorkshire where I ....... ..... ... ... ... ... for three semesters. I graduated top of my class for subjects of ..... and ............ and ........ .

Before moving to the states to pursue my passions of becoming a Disney CM, I traveled to London to become a gentleman. It was there I met and befriended a professor who would soon become my mentor, and he trained me for two full years in the practice of .................. .

Besides those skills and in depth training, I also speak fluently in ................ , and ............... , and a little of ........ .

So before accusing me of doing nothing, keep in mind that I achieved all of this before even joining the Disney team.
Once at Disney, I was notorious for helping guests with ............ and would always .......... ......... ......... when it was needed.

I am Sam. I deserve respect. My motto is, and always has been, You Can Achieve Anything In Life You Want If You ............ ....... ..... ....... .

-Sam
Current Vice President of
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