Universal Escape, my way – part one.

khelinski

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A little something I wrote - let me know what you think...

First impressions are everything. Universal parking SUCKS. Walt Disney's parking is BETTER. BUT! Universal's parking lot is ten times better than Walt Disney is. Why? Their themed parking lots with the movie score themes.

Universal Studios Florida is one of my all-time favorite spots. Well, at least it used to been. Every-year, changes are made. Alterations are done. And what was then, changed to the current trend. But before I continue with the park in Orlando, Florida – let me get you familiarize with the company [studio].

Carl Laemmle is the founder of Universal Studios. Before it was a film studio, it started out as a clothing store (out of all things). Within the first quarter of the 20th century, it got turned into a film studio, located in the now Universal City Studios. Universal was the very first to have public tours on their own lot (which was unheard of before that time). And it should be noted a very ambitious and young Walt Disney got his start through Universal – providing shorts for their theatrical runs. But never mind on that.

Fast forward some years – with Universal's rises, and falls – the young Walt Disney creates an empire of his own – when Alfred Hitchcock came from Britain to Hollywood – Disney creates a massive empire, bigger than Universal can ever imagine, including his own theme park - Universal re-opens their lot to the public – Disney buying land in an unrealized place, Kissimmee, Florida – an young ambitious Steven Spielberg directing that little fishy motion picture – blah-blah-blah.

Let's get this out of the way, Universal came first. Disney came second. But the debate that always comes up...Walt Disney opened its doors to the public fall of 1971. Universal Studios Florida did not come to be until two decades later. I am not going to get in the debate of what's better. My preferences of choice will always be Universal first, just on the sheer history the place has as a whole (not to mention some of my most favorite movies of all time). And that's what the company is missing out on. The following is what I would do to reshape, reinvent, and bring the place to its full potential once and for all. Obviously, most are "would's", "could's", and "should's". That's not the point. And some will agree. Most will disagree. I do have my bias here. A lot of what I have in mind wouldn't even be practical, on a business standpoint. But whatever the case maybe, this is the, "if Keith Helinski was in-charged, things would be different" deal. Nothing less, nothing more. So without further ado, let's start in Universal's City Walk.

I dig City Walk. It's different. Mind you, I never been to Downtown Disney (yet). But even if I have – I still dig City Walk. The AMC 20 (which once was called just Universal 20 – a shame AMC bought it, and changed the name). I never have been in the theater itself – but I took a glimpse. I never had seen a theater with an elevator before. Very cool. I dig Jimmy Buffet's Margaritaville. And I think the highlight of the entire place is Hard Rock Café. Essentially, there is NOTHING I would get rid of. But, there are three things I would add.

One thing I would add for sure, is an added section to the UNIVERSAL STORE – a section that sells NOTHING BUT VINTAGE MOVIE POSTERS. They have these small pin-ups. They are nice. I bought a few in the past. But, I am talking about movie theater sized poster reprints. Another thing I would add, Sammy Hagar's very own club/bar – Cabo Wabo. Would blend well within the scene – and a nice contrast/likeness to both the Hard Rock and Jimmy Buffet's shindig. Lastly, I would add a very unique club/bar called Rick's Café Americain. Fairly obvious where that comes from. *wink*

Let's venture to the left – onto Universal's Island of Adventure – shall we?

It's pretty obvious – with the various themes – how it's circular – and just the layout, it's a straight-on knock off of Disney's Magic Kingdom. And I also have to add, there really isn't much to offer, anyhow. Rumor has it, there is going to be a Harry Potter type theme soon, within 2008. A nice addition (and I have no beef with it). But, there are other tidbits I would add, take out, or just expand.

-Marvel Studios. Marvel films is real hot right now. And the only real draw this part of the park has is Spiderman 3D (Keith's favorite, by the way). Not good. I am surprised there isn't a simulation ride with all the Marvel characters, interacting. That would be nice. Or even make the attempt of buying some rights (just within the theme parks) to DC comics, and have either two small themes – DC and Marvel, or, merged them together – having a much wanted "one versus the other" deal. Either or, is better ideas than what is currently there right now.

-Dr. Seuss. A simulation ride involving either the Grinch, or a nice gathering of all the characters interacting.

-Jurassic Park. This SCREAMS a simulation ride of some sort. I don't even have to think of any ideas here.

-Lost Continent. Get RID OF THIS!

There are two ideas off the top of my head, which I would LOVE TO SEE. First idea, STAR TREK island. There was once a cheesy Star Trek attraction at Universal Studios Florida. I would infuse everything from Las Vegas.

Another idea I have is a little more risky, and iffy at best. But I feel, would SELL once it's off the ground. An AYREON based theme island. Yeah, I know 99.999999999% of people never heard of Ayreon. That would be a great draw, just on the name itself. With that said, I already have ideas for rides. Based on INTO THE ELECTIC CASTLE album, I could see either a walk-in tour (which fits perfectly with where that ________-poor Poseidon is at), or a ride similar to Cat in the Hat – that paraphrases the album/story in a 10-15 period of time. I could see a simulation ride, based on Universal Migrator part one album. I could see an indoor roller coaster ride (similar to Rockin' Roller coaster of Space Mountain) based on Universal Migrator part two album. I could even see a play/production off The Human Equation album. Plenty to do in the universe of the Ayreon concept albums.

All is risky – but worth it. Key thing is EXPAND. I will leave Universal Studios – the main park, for part two. Quite alot just in that area alone.

Anyhow, hope you enjoyed this. Yes, I am a dreamer. But that is why I like Universal the most. I guess I am an escapist.
 

Dr Banner

New Member
Are you INSANE! Get rid of Lost Continent, it's the best of all the islands. Also I wouldn't really say IOA is a rip-off of Magic Kingdom. It's just a theme park with seperate lands, it's the typical theme park layout with a lake in the middle.
 

slappy magoo

Well-Known Member
A little something I wrote - let me know what you think...

I'm confused, do you want feedback on WHAT you've written (your opinions) or HOW you've written it (your style)?


If it's opinion...

Uni's lot rocks, at the end of the day it's nice to have covered walkways back to your car, which is not acidic to the touch because it's been in a covered lot all day.

Repros of movie posters are great, and I'm sure they'd get plenty of impulse buys, but nothing you couldn't get much cheaper online. And unless Warner Brothers sold off their interest in Six Flags like there's been rumors of occuring, I'm not sure how easy it'd be to get a Rick's Cafe Americain in Universal. I can't slag off on IoA for having a circular layout, plenty of parks do. MK's layout is more hub-and-spoke. There's no nucleus in IoA, the way MK has the castle, MGM has the hat and AK has the Tree of Life. If any other park in America was set up like a figure 8, would you accuse them on ripping off Epcot?

With your Marvel & Dr. Seuss idea, I would suggest the reason they don't have an attraction with all of their respective characters interacting is that, were they to expand, they wouldn't run the risk of overusing characters all on one attraction. I can imagine a stunt show or parade mixing characters to be more to Uni's liking.

I don't think Jurassic Park is begging for a simulator ride. There are enough of those in UO/IoA though if they made one I wouldn't cry. I have no problem with Lost Continent, I appreciate an attempt to create something more or less original (though they are based on myths and literature, it's refreshing to have some attractions not completely tied to a piece of pop culture).

Ayreon? AYREON? Dude, prog rock and concept albums are fine and dandy (Spock's Beard concert Friday night, baby!), but since you've admitted that most people will have no idea who or what Ayreon is, why not explain it a little better? Let people know what kind of music it is, why it'd lend itself to a theme park attraction, how to better familiarize people with it so they wouldn't be skeptical of something they're unfamilar with (which sadly is true of so many people)? It's hard for people to comment positively or negatively on something they have no firsthand knowledge of.

Now, if you're interested in comments on writing style, I have three words for you: The Lazlo Letters.

And if you have no idea what "The Lazlo Letters" is, well, now you can join in on all the head scratching going on with the Ayreon love you threw our way.
 

khelinski

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Original Poster
I'm confused, do you want feedback on WHAT you've written (your opinions) or HOW you've written it (your style)?


If it's opinion...

Uni's lot rocks, at the end of the day it's nice to have covered walkways back to your car, which is not acidic to the touch because it's been in a covered lot all day.

Repros of movie posters are great, and I'm sure they'd get plenty of impulse buys, but nothing you couldn't get much cheaper online. And unless Warner Brothers sold off their interest in Six Flags like there's been rumors of occuring, I'm not sure how easy it'd be to get a Rick's Cafe Americain in Universal. I can't slag off on IoA for having a circular layout, plenty of parks do. MK's layout is more hub-and-spoke. There's no nucleus in IoA, the way MK has the castle, MGM has the hat and AK has the Tree of Life. If any other park in America was set up like a figure 8, would you accuse them on ripping off Epcot?

With your Marvel & Dr. Seuss idea, I would suggest the reason they don't have an attraction with all of their respective characters interacting is that, were they to expand, they wouldn't run the risk of overusing characters all on one attraction. I can imagine a stunt show or parade mixing characters to be more to Uni's liking.

I don't think Jurassic Park is begging for a simulator ride. There are enough of those in UO/IoA though if they made one I wouldn't cry. I have no problem with Lost Continent, I appreciate an attempt to create something more or less original (though they are based on myths and literature, it's refreshing to have some attractions not completely tied to a piece of pop culture).

Ayreon? AYREON? Dude, prog rock and concept albums are fine and dandy (Spock's Beard concert Friday night, baby!), but since you've admitted that most people will have no idea who or what Ayreon is, why not explain it a little better? Let people know what kind of music it is, why it'd lend itself to a theme park attraction, how to better familiarize people with it so they wouldn't be skeptical of something they're unfamilar with (which sadly is true of so many people)? It's hard for people to comment positively or negatively on something they have no firsthand knowledge of.

Now, if you're interested in comments on writing style, I have three words for you: The Lazlo Letters.

And if you have no idea what "The Lazlo Letters" is, well, now you can join in on all the head scratching going on with the Ayreon love you threw our way.
In regards to Ayreon...let me put it this way...

Universal's marketing a few years ago had the word, "ESCAPE". Now, it's "IT'S A BIG UNIVERSE". With those tag lines, it seems their concept is pretty much from the ordinary (hence, vacation from the ordinary). Ayreon (which, yeah, is prog-rock - but, come on, it's a genre all on its own now) is PERFECT for that arena (another prog-rock reference ;)) In fact, it's perfect for the ISLAND'S theme.


I am not one to promote bands here or anything. Just seems PERFECT for such a theme park like Universal. Obscure? Yeah. But isn’t that Universal’s plan, anyhow. From people’s word of mouth…
 

slappy magoo

Well-Known Member
I'm not slagging off on you for having an opinion, I'm only saying people can't have an opinion on something they know nothing about. At least, they shouldn't. A little more detail would help people form an opinion, which I'd consider important since you're asking for feedback.

Steve Martin had a routine where he told the audience there was a plumbers' convention in town, and he had a joke just for the plumbers. Filled with references to specialized pipes and wrenches and sockets and sprockets and manuals. The point of the joke was that inside jokes are by their nature exclusive to the outside ("were the plumbers supposed to be here THIS show?"). Good news, you're not telling a joke, and you don't have to pay for your posts by the letter. Feel free to explain the more obscure references of your opinion.
 

Dr Banner

New Member
Just seems PERFECT for such a theme park like Universal. Obscure? Yeah. But isn’t that Universal’s plan, anyhow. From people’s word of mouth…
Universal trys to be different, not obscure and the two aren't the same. How many people would travel to a themepark to ride rides based on music they no nothing about?
 

drdoom1001

Member
Are you calling Universal Orlando,Universal Escape?I don't think it's had that name for like 5-6 years,I think they fired everybody in the Marketing team and their family when they came up with that name and never made it clear they had a new,second park.

I don't see what you mean by IOA being a rip-off of MK,in my opinion I don't see very much similarity at all except for being circular?Many theme parks have different themes and I don't think they're ripping off MK. And WHAT DO YOU MEAN GET RID OF LOST CONTINENT,that's an awesome section of the park? Can you explain when you say they should add an Ayreon island and that nobody knows what that is, but it would be a great draw??????
 

DigitalDisney

New Member
IOA is in no way a ripoff of the MK

A) MK uses the hub and spoke system. Since IOA's layout is based on water, there is no room for a hub. Besides, a circular layout makes perfect sense. While there aren't a whole lot of shortcuts in the park, IOA is damn easy to navigate.

B) Disneyland (and the subsequent Magic Kingdoms) were designed with the castles in mind. They provided both an icon for the park, as well as a way to navigate. The closest thing IOA has is the lighthouse, which is pretty awesome, but it isn't exactly sitting in the middle of the park.
 

JT3000

Well-Known Member
It's pretty obvious – with the various themes – how it's circular – and just the layout, it's a straight-on knock off of Disney's Magic Kingdom. And I also have to add, there really isn't much to offer, anyhow.

I stopped reading there. :brick:
 

drdoom1001

Member
Honestly, no joking around,I read the whole original post again and it's got to be up there with the strangest ones ever.It seemed he was everywhere from Universal's history starting as a clothing store to comparing Disney and Universal's parking first saying Disney's is better and 3 words later saying Universal's is better because it has music and finally ending talking about Ayreon, whatever that is?
 

khelinski

New Member
Original Poster
Man - talk about critiquing here! Hmmmm....

In any case, what I was attempting here - is giving a little background on the company, then turning around and say that indeed, Disney World was up and running long before Universal Studios set sail ten miles away - but Universal was around first...

I was also making the attempt (must have been a failed one, at best) on little nit-picks and tidbits I would do to change, alter, and even shake up the place. I guess most are questionable.

Anyhow, with that said - one thing that I did wrong here is not put as much detail as I should. One being, well, AYREON.

http://www.arjenlucassen.com/ayreon/ay_albums.html

And for a more in-depth look at AYREON...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ayreon

This isn’t just a “band”, or some “random” thing I pulled out of my ______. I truly think, Ayreon is perfect for Universal, mainly because of its science fiction-esque to it. When I hear the beginning of any of these albums, all I can picture is the Universal Studios opening logo, opening up a certain movie or something.

Oh – and to defend ISLANDS and the KINGDOM “knock off” debate I made. It isn’t just the layout, but also the themes… but a lot of amusement parks are like that. Cedar Point, being one of them…wasn’t making a point one way or another, DISNEY IS BETTER, or UNIVERSAL IS BETTER. Personally, I prefer Universal (though tearing beloved rides and making way for new ones, is a bit of a cop-out, if you ask me).

And to also defend UNIVERSAL’S parking – every single time either me, or my family has driven in those parking garages, we almost got into an accident because of a) dumb driver that does not know what they are doing, and b) the tight space given. I was just making a point that their PARKING LOT sucks (AGAIN, I STAND BY THIS), but how they have it themed has an atmospheric tone to it, that already brings you in to the Universal universe.

Whereas, while the parking lots at Disney is nice and spread out a bit, their “themed” lot does not really bring you into the magic at all.

Sorry I wasn’t quite detailed here…guess I won’t continue with part two (the main park), since it’s too “absurd”.

Now – nit-pick a way. *wink*
 

slappy magoo

Well-Known Member
Now – nit-pick a way. *wink*

You know, you DID ask us to let you know what we thought. As the saying goes, if you don't like the answer, don't ask the question.

BTW, file this under "I" for "It's a Small World," and it's something I meant to write before and forgot. The day before you wrote your essay, I was checking out "Into the Electric Castle" on amazon. I've never heard anything by Ayreon (that I know of, anway) but I'm a fan of Marillion and Fish. I was on Fish's web page checking out his discography, studio albums, live albums, compilations and guest appearances on other people's CDs. I saw the Electric Castle cover and investigated a little bit. I'm planning on buying a few CDs all at once within a week or two (new Marillion, new Porcupine Tree, some DVDs the wife wants) and I may include it in the purchase. Long live the concept album!
 

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