Hello everyone. 
I'm proffessor imagineer boy, a leading scholar in trollology troll study. I'm here to teach you about trolls, the different types of species, and how to handle them. It's seems we have been under a torrent of troll attacks lately. First Jungle Jim starts trouble, then "Twin Terry" provides links to sites about Jesus for no good reason, then "xDizzy" provides a link to his wife's site, then this weirdo starts making advertisements randomly in places. It's just troll season. The trolls are upset because the warm weather has left us, and winter is comming. And since they wear nothing but loin clothes, they're not too happy. So, let's see how we can handle these buggers. Sure, a mod will ban them in time, but let's see how to react to them in the mean time, and how to react to certain types of trolls. Let's get started.
Class A trolls: These trolls are basicly spammers. They post stupid posts that have nothing to do with the forums and are such a waste of bandwidth. So how to handle these morons like "xdizzy?" Simply act sarcastic to their remarks. Like say for example, they say "Yo momma wears combat boots!" you reply "Just like yours" ( yes, bad example, but you get the idea ). Never say "Leave us alone troll!" because that just makes them laugh and wave it off as a good joke. Sarcasm is the key here.
Class B trolls: Now these guys make you realize how intelegent you are. They say things that make no sence, and they also don't seem to know to use a key board. What to do here? Make fun of them. Tell them that their IQ is -15 or something. Well, first try to correct them because they could be nOObs that don't know any better, but if they ignore you, then that's where you attack.
Class C trolls: These trolls I hate the most. Good examples of these guys are disneyanna and RobFL. They are great friends to you and you have no problems with them. Then, they turn bad. They loose their tempers, insult other members, ect. To rid of these fowl creatures, you must say words that would be hurtful to them. Say that you were once good friends, but now they have turned into a large pile of bat droppings. This weakens them.
Class D trolls: These fellas are morons who simply won't give up and argument. They believe that they are right, and turn down any other comments. Think Jungle Jim here. Just do what they don't agree on. Tell them that they are wrong, and they'll be weakened.
Class F trolls: The most annoying type also known as "Sales Troll" which we were recently attacked by. They post things that they are willing to sell. Just simply tell them that their product sucks, and you are not interested.
Well, that about covers them all. Just a few friendly tips from your local trollologist. :wave:
I'm proffessor imagineer boy, a leading scholar in trollology troll study. I'm here to teach you about trolls, the different types of species, and how to handle them. It's seems we have been under a torrent of troll attacks lately. First Jungle Jim starts trouble, then "Twin Terry" provides links to sites about Jesus for no good reason, then "xDizzy" provides a link to his wife's site, then this weirdo starts making advertisements randomly in places. It's just troll season. The trolls are upset because the warm weather has left us, and winter is comming. And since they wear nothing but loin clothes, they're not too happy. So, let's see how we can handle these buggers. Sure, a mod will ban them in time, but let's see how to react to them in the mean time, and how to react to certain types of trolls. Let's get started.Class A trolls: These trolls are basicly spammers. They post stupid posts that have nothing to do with the forums and are such a waste of bandwidth. So how to handle these morons like "xdizzy?" Simply act sarcastic to their remarks. Like say for example, they say "Yo momma wears combat boots!" you reply "Just like yours" ( yes, bad example, but you get the idea ). Never say "Leave us alone troll!" because that just makes them laugh and wave it off as a good joke. Sarcasm is the key here.
Class B trolls: Now these guys make you realize how intelegent you are. They say things that make no sence, and they also don't seem to know to use a key board. What to do here? Make fun of them. Tell them that their IQ is -15 or something. Well, first try to correct them because they could be nOObs that don't know any better, but if they ignore you, then that's where you attack.
Class C trolls: These trolls I hate the most. Good examples of these guys are disneyanna and RobFL. They are great friends to you and you have no problems with them. Then, they turn bad. They loose their tempers, insult other members, ect. To rid of these fowl creatures, you must say words that would be hurtful to them. Say that you were once good friends, but now they have turned into a large pile of bat droppings. This weakens them.
Class D trolls: These fellas are morons who simply won't give up and argument. They believe that they are right, and turn down any other comments. Think Jungle Jim here. Just do what they don't agree on. Tell them that they are wrong, and they'll be weakened.
Class F trolls: The most annoying type also known as "Sales Troll" which we were recently attacked by. They post things that they are willing to sell. Just simply tell them that their product sucks, and you are not interested.
Well, that about covers them all. Just a few friendly tips from your local trollologist. :wave:
