Hey kids! Time for more of my stupidity wit. I present my list of phrases that can be deemed as inappropriate at the Disney parks. Remember, manners count!
1. Never call for the attention of a CM by shouting, “Hey, tip monkey.” Remember, they’re not bellhops at the local Hilton.
2. Never try to get quicker service when waiting to be photographed with Mickey Mouse by shouting, “Quit stalling, cheese boy, time is money!”
3. Never refer to your table server as “Xavier”. You think it makes you sound cool, but you actually sound like a goon.
4. Never shout “cowards” at the participants in a parade. Remember, they weren’t there for a fight, and they’re supposed to be walking away.
5. Never try to impress other tourists on the Kilimanjaro Safari by saying, “See that lion up there? My pet Chihuahua “Lupe” would tear him to pieces.”
6. Never try to sound like a food aficionado by answering with the words, “It was OK, but it was no Chef Boyardee”, while rubbing your belly, when asked by a server about the meal at Mama Melrose.
7. Never go to one of the CM’s in the World Showcase at EPCOT and ask, “Say boy, you ain’t from around here, are ya?”
8. Never tell a CM working at a monorail station, “I’ve got a crisp, new five dollar bill that says this next train has a private cab.”
9. Never say to the loading area CM at Space Mountain, “Can you slow things down for my vehicle? I just had lunch.”
10. Never go to the entrance of a park, hold up your Chuck E. Cheese Birthday Club membership card, and say smugly, “I believe this will take care of everything.”
1. Never call for the attention of a CM by shouting, “Hey, tip monkey.” Remember, they’re not bellhops at the local Hilton.
2. Never try to get quicker service when waiting to be photographed with Mickey Mouse by shouting, “Quit stalling, cheese boy, time is money!”
3. Never refer to your table server as “Xavier”. You think it makes you sound cool, but you actually sound like a goon.
4. Never shout “cowards” at the participants in a parade. Remember, they weren’t there for a fight, and they’re supposed to be walking away.
5. Never try to impress other tourists on the Kilimanjaro Safari by saying, “See that lion up there? My pet Chihuahua “Lupe” would tear him to pieces.”
6. Never try to sound like a food aficionado by answering with the words, “It was OK, but it was no Chef Boyardee”, while rubbing your belly, when asked by a server about the meal at Mama Melrose.
7. Never go to one of the CM’s in the World Showcase at EPCOT and ask, “Say boy, you ain’t from around here, are ya?”
8. Never tell a CM working at a monorail station, “I’ve got a crisp, new five dollar bill that says this next train has a private cab.”
9. Never say to the loading area CM at Space Mountain, “Can you slow things down for my vehicle? I just had lunch.”
10. Never go to the entrance of a park, hold up your Chuck E. Cheese Birthday Club membership card, and say smugly, “I believe this will take care of everything.”
