Top Ten Phrases To Avoid Using At WDW Parks

[tare]

Now let's find Dora and Diego!!

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

Did you just fart?

 

[Lucky]

Never say "I don't bother using deodorant on vacation. I'm never going to see these people again anyway."

 

[Pooh Lover]

I think I'm going to be sick.

Excuse me, my group is up at the front of the line....can I get thru please?

Can I have a bite of your turkey leg? (to a stranger)

Will you move your head while I take this flash picture? (on a ride)

 

[Lucky]

Don't tell the Norway CMs "your country may be boring and cold, but you're sure hot!"

 

[Sweet Melissa]

6. Never try to sound like a food aficionado by answering with the words, “It was OK, but it was no Chef Boyardee”, while rubbing your belly, when asked by a server about the meal at Mama Melrose.

I don't know, that one sounds pretty accurate to me.

 

[Lucky]

When you need help from a CM, don't preface your request with "you guys are overpaid - the workers at the London Olympics are all volunteers."

 

[The Duck]

Never, even in jest, say to Donald Duck, "How's it going Daffy?". Just don't.

 

[Bob Saget]

When on the monorail and the spiel says: "Por favor manténgase alejado de las puertas", turn and look at a random stranger with a very confused expression on your face and exclaim: "What in tarnation did he just say?? I don't speak Mexicish."

 

[Nemo14]

Don't ask a bus driver what the latest news is.

 

[Bob Saget]

Don't ask a bus driver what the latest news is.

But how am I supposed to find out where the 5th gate & the new MK hypercoaster are to be located??

 

[Nemo14]

But how am I supposed to find out where the 5th gate & the new MK hypercoaster are to be located??

Just check with me.really.

 

[Lucky]

Don't tell the servers at Les Chefs de France that they could be only half as rude and still pass for authentic Paris waiters.

 

[DisneyLeo18]

When a security guard asks "What's that under your shirt?" Do not reply with "I'm just really happy to be at EPCOT today"


-True story, took forever for them to let me in that day.

 

[steviej]

Never ask when the three o'clock parade is.

Or the 9:00 fireworks like I was asked approx. 200 times during my cp at epcot

 

[MagicMike]

Phrases that complain, or mention, just how much money you are spending during your trip.
Everyone who can hear you is spending money too. Probably the same amount, if not more.

Phrases that complain how much walking you have done.
Everyone who can hear you is walking too. Probably the same amount, if not more.

Phrases that complain about standing in lines.
Everyone who can hear you is standing in line too. Probably the same amount, if not more.

Phrases that complain.
Period.

 

[MattC]

Never say "I don't bother using deodorant on vacation. I'm never going to see these people again anyway."

They don't have to say it. We can smell them.

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

I wish I was back at Universal with Express privileges.

Is it just me or is this place full of sad act weirdos?

Why hasnt a place like this got moving sidewalks?

I didnt realise Disney had so many Queens and Princesses.

 

[RedFurredCadet]

(On Spaceship Earth during a breakdown)
That was awkward. Any second now... We're going... DOWN!!!

 

[6laurac]

Never ask a CM "Is every day really a Magical Day"
"Is it ok for me to use my flash during this dark show, I want my pictures to come out!"
"Does this monorail have a bathroom to use"?