Incomudro
Well-Known Member
Give me a break. I'm not even going to read past your first bullet because there's so much nonsense. You expect people to believe that the bathroom floor was "covered with hair" and that there were literal poop stains on your sheets?
Also, your claim that your Port Orleans room was larger is objectively false. Your Port Orleans room was 314 square feet, exactly the same as your Caribbean Beach room.
I've learned a long time ago that one persons "hair all over" may be another persons one or two hairs - possibly their own.
One persons "poop stained sheets" may be another persons barely discernible discoloration.
I've learned to be particularly wary of people who make numbered negative reviews.
Look, I can take any one of my Disney trips and make a numbered list of the negatives if I wanted to do so.
If I wanted to log every negative in memory, or on an itemized list - I'd have a list.
But that's not the way I spend my vacations.