...weddings are about the only time i can show off my 'jitterbug' skills....but there are mental blocks that cause me anguish lately and i admit these are cuz I come from another generation than most folks here...
first...i hate going to weddings for people who have been living together for years and have established a life together...Pretending they need a new toaster or wine glasses does something to my stomach.....I'm not that culturally bankrupt to realize that's the way it is these days but I draw the line at about 1 year....after that, elope and send me a postcard...
second...lately, about 50% of the marriages i attend hit the toilet bowl very quickly making my $250 gift to them a bad investment...this is definitely a sign of someone who's been around numbers his whole adult life...
If I were you Angel, I would attend the wedding wearing those fake eyeglasses with the nose...this should draw enuf attention to ya so that you'll at least leave with someone, even if it's the bouncer...
