Goofyernmost
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Yea, I was half kidding to get a point about the instant evaluation of anyone speaking "Portuguese". I'm not even sure if it can be distinguished from Spanish by the majority of those that identify it as such. But, that said I went to Europe about 5 years ago, I wasn't with a tour, just my sister and myself and we ran into some of the biggest Jacka$$ Americans I have ever seen and I am American, born, raised with ancestry back to at least the 1680 from England. Not the Mayflower, just common folks.Believe it or not, now that the whole world can afford visits Europe (or did, prior to COVID), Americans in Europe have mostly faded into the background. We don't tend to visit with large tour groups nearly as much as the Chinese, Arabs or Indians, so we barely even get noticed anymore. Pretty much everyone dresses similarly these days on vacation (minus some cultural-specific clothing for some Muslim and Indian women), so you can't even really spot us by our clothing.
The one sure-fire way to identify a US or Canadian citizen in Europe, though, is if they're carrying the tell-tale Rick Steves guidebook. No tourists from other countries use this series.
When on a cruise we did a shore excursion to Pisa, Florence and Tuscany. There was a screw up with the tour company and the driver never showed up for work. It was a small group of about 8 people and they called in another driver/tour guide to cover on his day off. This lady wouldn't shut up about how irresponsible it was for them to be late getting us on the road. She harassed him the whole day and bit**ed about the poor service. I felt embarrassed as did the others in the group.
We had a lunch/wine tasting stop to a small vineyard in Tuscany. Bear in mind that previous to this the only wine tasting I ever did was on random Friday nights with a couple of bottles of Boones Farm Apple and/or Strawberry Fields. This same lady went on and on as if she had invented wine hardly letting the lady whose family had run that vineyard for 200 years talk. I was an interested bystander mostly because the only thing about wine bottling I knew was that some of the best wines used corks instead of screw tops.
Anyway, at one point the woman that was explaining a little about every wine before samples were given mention that the next one was a young wine just produced recently. When the samples were given the American woman exclaimed at glass shattering decibels after sniffing the wine that "Yes, it did indeed smell like a young wine" causing a ripple (action not wine) of giggles to go through the group. I had all I could do to refrain from screaming at her to shut up. Granted for all I know it might well be something that can happen, I don't know, but it was the fact that it was said so pretentiously that really hit all of us.
When we got back to the ship the owner of the tour company was there to greet us and apologize plus give us a break for the delay in starting the tour and it was his turn to listen to the mouth that roared spiel off again. The rest of us kind of huddled and combined our tips and I went up to the driver with an additional tip of $200 Euro and told him how much we appreciated the fact that he gave up his day off to listen to her crap and stay calm all day.