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Then God said, "let there be dinosaurs"

DisJosh

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TULSA, OK—In a major coup for the growing field of creation science, the perfectly preserved remains of a 5,000-year-old Tyrannosaurus Rex were delivered Monday to Tulsa's Creationist Museum of Natural History.

"The Good Lord has, in His benevolence, led us to an important breakthrough for scientific inquiry," Creationist Museum of Natural History curator Dr. Elijah Gill said. "Our museum has many valuable and exciting exhibits that testify to Creation and shine light on the Lord's divine plan. But none have been as exciting—or anywhere near as old—as this new T. Rex specimen named 'Methuselah.' This skeleton, which dates back to roughly 3,000 B.C., offers the most compelling proof yet that the Earth was made by God roughly 10,000 years ago."

Added Gill: "It's awe-inspiring to gaze on something that actually lived here on Earth, so very many years ago."

Methuselah was discovered last summer in northern Turkey by a team of Oral Roberts University archaeologists, who were on a dig searching for the Tower of Babel. According to Gill, the skeleton, which stands nearly 20 feet tall, possesses terrifying, razor-sharp teeth and claws, confirming that it was an evil beast in league with Satan, the Great Deceiver.

Using advanced dating processes from the cutting edge of biblical paleontology, the Oral Roberts team determined that Methuselah lived during the late Antediluvian period, or "The Age of the Dinosaurs." They said the pristine condition of the find strongly suggests that it perished in the Great Flood, fossilizing quickly and thoroughly due to the tremendous water pressure during the event.

"It was a truly majestic beast," said Gill, gazing up at the massive skeleton. "One almost has to mourn that there was no room for it on the Ark."

Gill called the discovery "a powerfully compelling refutation" of secular scientists' long-held assertion that dinosaurs lived on Earth millions of years before humans.

"The fact that no human remains were found anywhere in the vicinity of the site of the skeleton serves as proof of the tyrannosaur's ferocity and huge appetite," Gill said.

"At most," he added, "tyrannosaurs existed a few days before the first humans, given that the birds and the beasts were created early in the week, and Adam and Eve were made on the sixth day."

Founded in 1874, the Creationist Museum of Natural History has amassed a collection of thousands of exhibits from around the world demonstrating that the Earth was made by the hand of a Divine Creator over the course of a week, roughly 10,000 years ago. Among its most prized exhibits are a trilobite believed to have lived during the Jewish Exodus and a stunning specimen of "Java Gibbon."

Methuselah has caused such a stir that even supporters of evolutionary science have found themselves caught up in "T. Rex Fever." Christopher Eldridge, director of New York's Museum of Natural History, raved that the acquisition was "absolutely inconceivable" and "not to be believed." Dr. Harmon Briggs, a Smithsonian Institution paleobiologist, gushed in a phone interview that the discovery of the 5,000-year-old beast was "mind-boggling" and "in defiance of all the human senses."

Said Gill: "I have even received an exciting letter from a paleontologist at UCLA asserting that Methuselah could be even older than 5,000 years. Who knows, it might even date back to the Sixth Day of Creation."

The T. Rex skeleton will be on public display at the museum beginning Feb. 3. Conversions will be performed every two hours at the museum's baptismal font, located in the Apologetics wing.

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Hehehe :lol:
 

Cliff

Well-Known Member
Great post! Great writing!

I hope people "get it".

CT : - )

BTW,...are you a "Midnight" fan? If you don't know what that means, don't worry about it!.
 

DisJosh

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Original Poster
Originally posted by tenchu
Where exactly did you get that, Josh?

Not turning into a bit of a creationist are you?

LMAO :D

I got it from the local news paper. :lookaroun

10021982, I have no idea what you mean by "Midnight" but maybe I am a fan I don't know lol.

I hope everyone gets it...I'm not sure if Tenchu did lol.l
 

tenchu

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by DisJosh
LMAO :D

I got it from the local news paper. :lookaroun

10021982, I have no idea what you mean by "Midnight" but maybe I am a fan I don't know lol.

I hope everyone gets it...I'm not sure if Tenchu did lol.l

Yeah yeah, i got you.

I was just wondering if this is how you spend your evenings?

:lol:
 

Cliff

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by DisJosh
LMAO :D

I got it from the local news paper. :lookaroun

10021982, I have no idea what you mean by "Midnight" but maybe I am a fan I don't know lol.

I hope everyone gets it...I'm not sure if Tenchu did lol.l

Yeah, that's good stuff. I LOVE good subtle sarcasm and satire.

Don't worry about the "Midnight" question. You already answered it.

CT ; - )
 

Cliff

Well-Known Member
I tend to think that no subject is exempt from having a little fun poked at it.

It would be just as easy to satire "science".

What's a major law of science?

"An object at rest will remain at rest until acted on by an outside force".

So we have this tiny particle that contains the matter of the entire universe as we know it. ( that's one "dense" little ball)

One day, that little ball decides to "explode" into an immensely complex system of almost perfect order and balance.

What are the odds on that lottery? ( that's funny! ) We sure are a "lucky" bunch of people and animals......and plants!

There are so many "laws" and theories in science that directly conflict with each other.

Relativity vs. Quantum Physics?

Anyhoo, I hope i never loose my sense of humor about religion and science or ANY other topic in the world.....( I mean "universe")

CT : - )
 

tenchu

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by 10021982
I tend to think that no subject is exempt from having a little fun poked at it.

It would be just as easy to satire "science".

What's a major law of science?

"An object at rest will remain at rest until acted on by an outside force".

So we have this tiny particle that contains the matter of the entire universe as we know it. ( that's one "dense" little ball)

One day, that little ball decides to "explode" into an immensely complex system of almost perfect order and balance.

What are the odds on that lottery? ( that's funny! ) We sure are a "lucky" bunch of people and animals......and plants!

There are so many "laws" and theories in science that directly conflict with each other.

Relativity vs. Quantum Physics?

Anyhoo, I hope i never loose my sense of humor about religion and science or ANY other topic in the world.....( I mean "universe")

CT : - )

I agree, the way i see it is...

Everything is there to be made fun of!

:lol:
 

DisJosh

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Original Poster
"The fact that no human remains were found anywhere in the vicinity of the site of the skeleton serves as proof of the tyrannosaur's ferocity and huge appetite," Gill said.


You don't see the funny in that?! LMAO! :lol:
 

dreamer

New Member
This topic brings out the stupid in everybody.




By the way, I think it would have been a lot easier to squeeze a T Rex into the ark than into the literal 6-day theory. If only Noah had the foresight ....




Good work, DJosh.
 

DisJosh

Well-Known Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by dreamer
This topic brings out the stupid in everybody.




By the way, I think it would have been a lot easier to squeeze a T Rex into the ark than into the literal 6-day theory. If only Noah had the foresight ....




Good work, DJosh.

LOL, well I can't take the credit for it. I got it from the Onion. :D
 

tenchu

Well-Known Member
Originally posted by DisJosh
Methuselah has caused such a stir that even supporters of evolutionary science have found themselves caught up in "T. Rex Fever." Christopher Eldridge, director of New York's Museum of Natural History, raved that the acquisition was "absolutely inconceivable" and "not to be believed." Dr. Harmon Briggs, a Smithsonian Institution paleobiologist, gushed in a phone interview that the discovery of the 5,000-year-old beast was "mind-boggling" and "in defiance of all the human senses."


Not to be believed?

:lol:
 

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