The Wish Corruption Game

[firedancer2000]

Granted, but the stuff they use to sent the candles with smell like rotten pears.

I wish my parents would get a grip and let me drive...

 

[Legacy]

Granted, but their grip causes you to drag them behind the car for 2 miles until they let go.

I wish I was working at the White House.

 

[Bairstow]

Granted, but

I wish I had a dime for every disney animated sequel.

 

[WeirdOne]

Granted, but you always foolishly gamble each dime away and lose. Too bad .

I wish ... I wish I never had to grow up. - The WeirdOne

 

[firedancer2000]

Granted, but then you would have to spend all eternity in "It's a Small World" as one of the dolls.

I wish my teeth could be whiter

 

[WeirdOne]

Granted, but your skin will turn much much much much yellower, almost as bright as the sun and no one will recognize you .

I wish I had some more muscles. I need to work out more . - The WeirdOne

 

[KentB3]

Granted, but then you would have to spend all eternity in "It's a Small World" as one of the dolls.

Or spend eternity as Peter Pan, for that matter! :lol:

 

[StuntDoomBuggy]

I wish I had some more muscles. I need to work out more . - The WeirdOne

Granted, Though, You Now Have MORE Small Muscles Than An Ordinary Human, Making You A Freak..

You'd Mean (which is my wish):

I Wish I Had BIGGER Muscles..

 

[Tara Mae]

Granted, but these muscles are only for show...they don't aide in your strength or anything.

I wish I lived in Disney World.

 

[J.E.Smith]

Granted, but you'd never get any peace and quiet due to all the noise.

I wish I could finally meet General Grizz in person.

 

[MsSnuzi]

Granted, but now he's moving in with you.

I wish people wouldn't be so "sue happy" - as in legal sue, not Suzi sue!

 

[Bairstow]

Granted, but the next time you ride Splash Mountain you loose your left hand and all Disney gives you is a form letter and a free T-shirt.

I wish EPCOT restaurants honored Popeyes Chicken coupons.

 

[MsSnuzi]

Granted, but a rumor has started that they serve a "chicken substitute". :lookaroun


I wish I had a free lifetime pass to any Disney Resort with LOS park passes.

 

[JBSLJames]

Granted, but it is to the VERY OBSCURE Disney West Virginia Backwoods Experience Park where they teach you to squeel like a pig- - - - oink oink.


I wish the Union here would not vote to strike.

 

[Number_6]

I wish the Union here would not vote to strike.

Granted. Local #666, the stalkers of JBSLJames Union, will vote not to strike so they can continue to harrass the heck out of you and follow you from the shadows.

I wish the place near me that makes really good crepes would also move to Orlando when I do.

 

[Figment1986]

unfortunetly this threead is brought back from the dead....

oh and unfortnately the palce that gives good creaps is changing format to a heaven type of palce.... and due to migration orlando is closed to people who wish to move...b ut tampa is still open

I wish i was was flat broke...

 

[Enderikari]

Granted... but it is by having a 6,000 lb weight drop on the top of your head.. Leaving you flat.... and broke....

I wish to go back in time and change my past

 

[Figment1986]

ok... however by going back in time you acidently change history and make yourself have a terrible job with terrible pay...

I wish to win the lottery...

 

[Dizknee_Phreek]

Granted. But when your prize arrives, you realize it was a scam and all you have to show for it is $10 million worth of Monopoly money. Look on the bright side...at least you can now buy Park Place AND Boardwalk and still have money for hotels!

I wish my life could be like it was when I was 12.

 

[disnyfan89]

granted but now your stuck 12 forever and can never get a job or a boyfreind.


I wish I was a real boy