The Wish Corruption Game

[Mr Bill]

Granted, but you were only two inches shorter than the doorways in your house. You must duck through every doorway or hit your head.

I wish Bret Hart would come back.

 

[JBSLJames]

I wish Bret Hart would come back.

Granted, but he has changed his nickname from 'Hitman' to 'Tittman' and only wrestles inflatable dolls :lookaroun

I wish I had an coke icee

 

[speck76]

Granted, but it is now -30ºF outside

I wish I had slept better last night

 

[guwag]

Granted, but you slept so well that you no longer feel the need to sleep tonight and will feel crap tomorrow

I wish that Airplane tickets were cheaper

 

[disnyfan89]

Granted, but you slept so well that you no longer feel the need to sleep tonight and will feel crap tomorrow

I wish that Airplane tickets were cheaper

granted, but then all the airplanes fall out of the sky.




I wish I was spiderman

 

[TAC]

Granted, but you have to wear the cheesy costume that Universal Studios gives you to wear.


I wish I didn't have to work at all.

 

[guwag]

Granted, but then you can't afford any trips to WDW, or food for that matter

I wish that Anne Robinson wasn't so annoying.

(As for the Spiderman Costume at Universal, I remember it being quite form-fitting and "revealing" last time I saw him :lol: )

 

[Number_6]

Granted. You are now deaf so you can't hear her anymore, making her not annoying to you anymore.

I wish that I could be a voice actor on a Disney animated series.

 

[disnyfan89]

Granted. You are now deaf so you can't hear her anymore, making her not annoying to you anymore.

I wish that I could be a voice actor on a Disney animated series.

granted, but your tiger 2 on tarzan




I wish everyone accepted me in life

 

[guwag]

Granted, but your life becomes boring because there are no challenges left, nor anything to set you apart from other people.

I wish that I was back in Montréal now!

 

[ToTBellHop]

Granted, but it's snowing, you no longer know French, and they all laugh at you as "that dorky British kid who keeps forgetting to drive on the right side of the road."

I wish I were leaving on a Disney trip tomorrow.

 

[disnyfan89]

granted, but you wont arive for 10 years




I wish I could fly

 

[BenS]

Granted, but the FAA gets angry when you force pilots to make sharp turns to avoid hitting you, and arrest you.

I wish Internet Explorer would stop automatically closing! :fork:

 

[ToTBellHop]

Granted, but the only reason it stops is b/c your computer spontaneously combusts.

I wish it would stop raining.

 

[guwag]

Granted. It's now a freak snowstorm instead.

I wish I didn't have to get up so early in the morning

 

[ToTBellHop]

Granted...now you have to get up really really really late at night

I wish my room would clean itself.

 

[stitch rocks]

granted but in the end it reminds you of a nagging and never satisfied mother.

i wish stockton was more exciting

 

[Foolish Mortal]

granted but in the end it reminds you of a nagging and never satisfied mother.

i wish stockton was more exciting

Granted, but it would probably get more exciting for the wrong reasons.

I wish my customers would put numbers on their house so I can find them

 

[JBSLJames]

Granted, but the numbers are written in Chinese. . .


I wish we could switch to a 4-day work week

 

[M:SpilotISTC12]

granted but a one day weekend

I wish Disney would move to New York.