The Wish Corruption Game

[Lil'mermaid]

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I wish I could get my $100,000 microscope to work so I can start curing cancer!

Granted but you soon drop it and it shatters.

I wish I could see the future.

 

[imagineer99]

Granted. However, you now Know how you are going to die. So, you begin to take extreme measures to prevent such death from occurring, and go into seclusion and are never heard from ever again. :lookaroun

I wish that I could instantly teleport myself to EPCOT and back with the snap of a finger.

 

[ToTBellHop]

granted, but you are attacked by an alligator, snap your finger, and mid-transit your finger is bit off and you are stuck in oblivion.

I wish I could get a new puppy.

 

[Foolish Mortal]

granted, but you are attacked by an alligator, snap your finger, and mid-transit your finger is bit off and you are stuck in oblivion.

I wish I could get a new puppy.

Granted, but the puppy turns out to be Cujo.

I wish Aerosmith would play a 3 hour concert in my backyard.

 

[tigsmom]

Granted, but you are called out of town so you miss it. When you return you find the neighborhood trashed and the neighbors are waiting for you!

I wish I could play the piano...

 

[TAC]

Granted, but the only song that you will ever learn to play is Chopsticks.

I wish that I could get Pinnacle Studio :fork: software to work, so that I can burn DVDs.

 

[tigsmom]

Granted, but the only song that you will ever learn to play is Chopsticks.

I know that one already.

 

[imagineer99]

This one's for TAC.

Granted. However, once the program begins to work properly, you catch a computer virus and lose the ability to work with your PC all together.

 

[Legacy]

I wish that I could get Pinnacle Studio :fork: software to work, so that I can burn DVDs.

Granted, but after your DVD catches on fire it destroys your computer. The explosion also causes your to get second degree burns along your mid section.

I wish DC was closer to Florida.

 

[JBSLJames]

Granted, but now all the fast passes are the property of the Federal Gov't and all smoking areas have been replaced with political debate stations.

I wish I had a Beagle. . .

 

[Legacy]

Granted, but the beagle is WW1 fighter ace, Snoopy, and he gets shot down in enemy territory.

I wish chocolate was fat-free.

 

[TAC]

Granted, but then chocolate willl smell like that flower in AK.

I wish I owned a house near WDW.

 

[Number_6]

Granted, but all the fat that left the chocolate had to go somewhere, so now everything else has double the fat.

I wish I could read, speak and comprehend any language.

 

[Number_6]

I wish I owned a house near WDW.

Granted. But it's an outhouse.

 

[JBSLJames]

I wish I could read, speak and comprehend any language.

Granted, Except is happens 24 hours a day seven days a week, driving you crazy. . .

I wish I could get to the July meet.

 

[Number_6]

Granted. But unfortunately, it got rescheduled to August instead and now you don't have the money to get back for it.

I wish I was better at surfing.

 

[TAC]

Granted, but you decide to go surfing at Amityville NY beach, on July 4th weekend...da dum.....da dum......da dum.....da da dum......


I wish I could have won that $294 million dollar lottery last week.

 

[Number_6]

Granted, but unfortunately there were 294 million other winners, so your winnings after taxes come to $0.43 total.

I wish I could work at Epcot Center.

 

[JBSLJames]

I wish I could work at Epcot Center.

Granted, Except as you send in your application, it gets redirected to the Pepcot Center. A cheerleading camp for the crimally insane. Have fun.


I wish the my local Krogers would sell Dole Whips

 

[TAC]

Granted. Unfortunately, they are leather whips that are marketed by ex-Sen Bob Dole.


I wish I could be a engineer for WDW.