The Self-Important, Pompous, Abusive, Holier Than Thou Web Poster’s Prayer

[barnum42]

Yay for learning! :sohappy:

Tis a shame though that the Pedestal users feel they already know everything so there is nothing left to learn! :lol:

 

[Uponastar]

Tis a shame though that the Pedestal users feel they already know everything so there is nothing left to learn! :lol:

There will always be those.
Maybe if we ignore them enough they'll move on to new pedestals!

 

[figmentmom]

Tis a shame though that the Pedestal users feel they already know everything so there is nothing left to learn! :lol:

...and fail to recognize themselves, too. :ROFLOL: Great thread, Joe! :sohappy:

 

[barnum42]

There will always be those.
Maybe if we ignore them enough they'll move on to new pedestals!

Would that that were true - however they love the sound of their own voice too much; such narcissistic tendencies blind them to how little regard they are held.

Also, the ignore feature is a wonderful tool for dealing with these tools

 

[Hakunamatata]

I have a question....

Are soap boxes the same thing as pedestals?

 

[SpongeScott]

I have a question....

Are soap boxes the same thing as pedestals?

no.:wave:

 

[Hakunamatata]

no.:wave:

Well then, I may be safe.:ROFLOL:

 

[palmage]

Well then, I may be safe.:ROFLOL:

Nope

 

[Pumbas Nakasak]

This is my pedestal. There are many like it but this one is mine. My pedestal is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my pedestal is useless. Without my pedestal I am useless. I must sneer from my pedestal true. I must look down on my enemy, who is trying to talk sense. I must talk down to him before he exposes me for having my head up my but. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my pedestal and myself are defenders of my pomposity, we are the masters of every other insignificant swine on the planet, we are the saviours of my life. So be it, until there is no opinion, but Mine. Amen.

Nice of you to remember my old signature, but Im sure the pedestal used to be bigger, was blue, and I swore to Ozzy, not God ( he felt I was on the other side anyway). But sometimes it is hard to be this good.

 

[barnum42]

Nice of you to remember my old signature, but Im sure the pedestal used to be bigger, was blue, and I swore to Ozzy, not God ( he felt I was on the other side anyway). But sometimes it is hard to be this good.

Also your pedestal was inverted. Some might say "what's the point?", but somehow your Celtic background gave you the style and class to pull it off

 

[Hakunamatata]

Nope

Yup. I think Im safe.

 

[Legacy]

Bump...

(It's worth repeating...)

 

[PhotoDave219]

Yeah, but if i eat a jelly donut on my pedestal, will they have to pay for it?


(Maybe thats too inside :lookaroun :soap

 

[Tim G]

Is owning a Hummer a pedestal??

 

[barnum42]

Is owning a Hummer a pedestal??

Nope - a hummer is not stationary, it moves thus implying that you are not important enough for the whole world to have to revolve around you and come to your pedestal

 

[Hakunamatata]

Nope - a hummer is not stationary, it moves thus implying that you are not important enough for the whole world to have to revolve around you and come to your pedestal

So, in your avatar, are those people standing around looking at someone on a pedestal?

 

[tigsmom]

So, in your avatar, are those people standing around looking at someone on a pedestal?

No, he is walking a tightrope. :lol:

 

[Hakunamatata]

No, he is walking a tightrope. :lol:

:lol:

 

[Legacy]

So, in your avatar, are those people standing around looking at someone on a pedestal?

Heavens no... he doesn't have to hide behind anything.

 

[cmatt]

i totally agree.... i gave up sensical posts a long time ago