spacemountain89
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..."The alien probe is fun when stitch wiggles it!!!" Next Arnold the pig rode Petunia bareback without Porky Pig's help. Emeril cooked Roasted Bull willies with buttered corn on the cob for Sylvester. He then proceeded to pull out desserts from Paula's cookbook. Instead Kermit the Frog's Legs were breaded in Rice Krispies with olive oil. Buzz Kilman played with Buddy Holly until Santa Claus delivered his "load" prematurely into Florida. Now Snow White only wished his Visits lasted longer. Belle danced naked hoping Woody might get Dopey and Baloo pregnant. Tonga Toast covered poptarts were delicious but eggrolls injected with human growth hormone caused dinosaurs to get a large prefrontal cortex brain. Imagineers thought there goes my job. Cunningly they collectively stripped everything off themselves in a way that excited me into doing anne hathaway impersonations. Anyway, Cats played Pokemon while cooking catnip pancakes covered in thick red blood beetles smothered in spoiled ewok meat. at Universal Studios King Kong decided to barf Jingle bells while siphoning Uranium ore from area 51. This angered Marlin Perkins alot when they placed spices under Ursula's tentacles and cooked endangered Kaola burgers with extra jalapeno sauce. Pikachu vomited jellybeans into Zazu's toilet mouth. This started a foodfight. Mickey won. He bought everyone Mickey Ears and Turkey testicles earrings which dangled ographically low. Hedgehogs jumped onto Hades lap and danced to Nsync. Hades loved it a lot. Back at the Bat Cave Riddler worked tirelessly on Robin who cried out MORE! Penguin pounced on Darth Vader but he was busy polishing silverware. The X-Men having beaten Epic Hulk partied into the wee hours. They performed "The Lambada" while Keyboard Cat purred, "Won't you stroke my short dole whip Booty?" Cruella decided to buy 101 party balloons with "I love puppies". Sanaa and daisy duck kissed passionately while Nala rolled past the churro stand and waterboarded Scar. Darkwing threw confetti cupcakes at old people having kaniptions because Rafiki blasted dynamite sticks by shoving gun powder into Meg Croftons vagi... HELLO! How are the nipples on Jafars left kneecap? Confused, Bill Nye The Science Guy
