high plains drifter
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Rapunzel cut off her boyfriend's tallywacker. Banner chiseled margarita pictures from his cryogenically frozen blood. Mickey got busy with Ursula. Minnie followed Facebook posts by Ursula detailing dinner parties, chocolate, laundry, BBQ, alcohol induced orgies. Minnie started looking really upset because they showed mice being shoved into walls causing contusions and death threats stating that Goofy would lose his left over lunch if he bought Nala a new car painted like vomit. Meanwhile, tcool continued to spank himself with a long fat piece of wet underwear. Then somehow, Zurg kissed Jessie behind her back leg. Next, Jessie felt violated after a certain, strange member of chit chat decided to get drunk and dance over Meg's dirty bathroom toilet. Afterwards, Snow White bought reindeer zombies from her auntie with hemorrhoids then brewed stew in a pot filled with Frozen Elsa and a non-GMO verified hooker with heels. This made millions angry about unsanitary cabinets full of neutered corpses. Meanwhile, Aladdin stole mutant underwear from Deadpool, who skidmarked, urinated, soiled, and ate sautéed toenails while Goofy twerked to music that swings naughtily. Moana knitted a fastpass for Bambi to ride Unlimited times. Fastpass stopped planking with Calypso music at Disney beach club resort. Meanwhile Cosmic Ray cooked dinner with Mulan wearing bikini underwear that made him look dashing while frying bacon. Mulan insisted that her sword be inserted into roasted and salted nuts. They decided to go bowling until 4am but Miss Devine said that was not acceptable because they need vaccinations. Meanwhile, Jiminy Cricket whispered sweet words into Geppetto's rear causing him pleasure. Suddenly @ Honey Bee was disturbed by singing mushrooms who jumped over the rainbow bridge while performing Jazz hands. Meanwhile, Fozzie Bear danced provocatively wearing a snuggie with a buttflap. Miss Piggy began throwing Kermit bananas in chocolate dishes but Fozzie told Wall-E that Piggy melted viagra
