Rich T
Well-Known Member
Gosh, I loved that original version of the MK Snow White ride. I can only imagine how many unsuspecting parents parked the stroller, ignored the hilariously understated warning sign stating “The Witch Might Frighten Small Children,” and then unintentionally subjected their offspring to about 2 unrelenting minutes of really well-designed nightmare scenarios and jump scares. And I’m sure, for some, it was the first ride they tried at MK!The original WDW Snow White is another one of those rides that I'm amazed got built. There aren't any AMAZING videos of it up, but WidenYourWorld has a video on YouTube that will allow you to appreciate the messed-up level on which that ride was operating.
If I was CEO, I would bulldoze Fairytale Hall or whatever it’s called, rebuild the original terrifying version of MK’s Snow White ride, and run a big ad campaign saying, “It’s Back.” I would also make the warning sign larger, place a copy of it at every turn in the queue, and have parents sign a waiver before boarding.