#10- Happy Gilmore 2
[Watched on Netflix]
I don't particularly like Adam Sandler to begin with, but I have always had a soft spot for some of his older movies like
The Wedding Singer, The Waterboy, and of course,
Happy Gilmore. Unfortunately, like most legacy sequels, in an attempt to upstage and modernize a movie that doesn't need to be upstaged or modernized, this just becomes cameo-filled slop that literally just repeats the same exact jokes and plot lines from the original film over and over again. There are literally moments in here where before or right after a joke from the first movie, they actually flash back to that joke as the same joke is being made. It's so ridiculously stupid and not in the good way. Honestly this should probably go below
Dora, but too late to change it now.
#09- Heads of State
[Watched on Prime Video]
I can't believe I live in a world where this made the month's top ten, but July had some real stinkers and this was just pretty alright. John Cena is a star and I always love seeing him pop up, and having him and Idris Elba all but reprise their roles from
The Suicide Squad is kind of funny. Obviously they're not the same characters, but their dynamic is near identical and while it's not original, it works enough. I didn't need a disaster movie where the POTUS and the Prime Minister go on a little adventure romp, but it's fun enough.
#08- Eddington
[Watched in theaters]
I genuinely still don't know where I'm at with this movie and so I cannot and will not elaborate. Maybe one day.
#07- Jaws @ 50: The Definitive Inside Story
[Watched on Hulu]
This was a pretty decent celebration of one of the greatest films of all time, but at the same time it's just that, a celebration. I wish we got more information about the making of the movie, the author's perspective, and most importantly the impact the movie actually had on sharks. This doc dips its toes into all three of those topics, but it doesn't really sink its teeth into the topics so while I enjoyed this as a massive
Jaws fan, it wasn't something I need to ever revisit the way I do the actual movie.
#06- Oh, Hi!
[Watched in theaters]
Going into
Oh, Hi! I had absolutely no idea what it was going to be and I think that was the best way to go into this thing, so for that reason I won't describe it all that much. Logan Lerman and Molly Gordon are both really fantastic here though and it's a movie I'd recommend checking out.
#05- The Fantastic Four: First Steps
[Watched in theaters]
This is probably lower than a lot of people would put it (and below my number four is probably a very hot take) but my top five are all movies I did really love. The jump from Six to Five is a pretty big one, so don't feel bad that it's down here. This is certainly the best
Fantastic Four film and I ADORE the retrofuturism aesthetic, I just found the movie felt a bit rushed and a few of the subplots I wish got more fleshed out, but ultimately it was still a really fun comic book movie and the MCU is maybe hopefully back on track after this and
Thunderbolts*?
#04- Jurassic World: Rebirth
[Watched in theaters]
Screw you guys, I loved this movie. It has its issues and the whole family could've been cut and made this thing so much better, but man this gave me everything I was missing in the past two
Jurassic World movies and brought me back to the vibes of
The Lost World which is a movie I freaking adore. I had a really good time with this movie and while I can appreciate that almost every person on earth would put it lower, I am not every person on Earth and so I put it here.
#03- Together
[Watched in theaters]
Together is really really predictable but also really really disgusting and fun. Neon is THE indie studio to follow at this point and again I just don't want to give much away about this movie because it is both great and gross body horror and a genuinely fun and funny experience to watch. It's no
The Substance in terms of how it'll impact the genre or anything, but it's still just a blast of a movie and one I recommend.
#02- Sorry, Baby
[Watched in theaters]
Holy. freaking. sh*t. This was the absolute best take on a really really horrible topic I've ever seen. While SA is a very difficult and personal topic to discuss for many people, myself included, it's also an important topic for art to cover and while I've seen some great takes like
I Used to Be Funny from last year,
Sorry, Baby just absolutely blew it out of the water. Eva Victor tells this story in a way without becoming overwhelming but still has this amazing energy about it. This movie is hilarious, heartbreaking, and just a really fantastic piece of tough to watch media.
#01- Superman
[Watched in theaters]
I'm a punk rocker, yes I am.
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Sorry for shorter breakdowns this month, I've been busy and I'm tired, but July had some great stuff and some bad stuff like any other month. I don't think this is the worst month of the year in terms of movies, but it's not the amazing month I had hoped it would be.
With August coming up though,
The Naked Gun and
The Bad Guys 2 are behind us already, but I am so ridiculously hyped for
Weapons this weekend.
Freakier Friday of course is also something that's happening. See you next month.