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The Imagineering Movie Discussion Thread

cdunlap

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09- Aztec Batman: Clash of Empires
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[Watched on VOD]

I like the elseworlds DC stories and so when this came out I figured I'd check it out. As a fan of history, this is surprisingly accurate in a lot of moments about Aztec history and Spanish colonization but with that extra Batman flare put in. I will say, the rogues gallery felt very forced in here with Two-Face, Poison Ivy, and Joker all feeling out of place in a story about the fall of the Aztec Empire, but I did really like the ties into the culture and mythology that justified the existence of Batman as a vigilante and Catwoman as well. Two-Face is not very Two-Face despite flipping a coin because it's just Hernan Cortes, a real dude, so they don't actually play with the Two-Face stuff because it's hard to make a genocidal maniac sympathetic (you would think...)

The animation is pretty cheap and feels a lot like the type of Flash Animation you'd see on a PBS kids program, but the voice acting was solid enough and the colors popped much more than your standard Batman fare. This is far from the best Batman animation ever, but as a history and elseworlds fan, it scratched an itch for me.
Surprisingly, I haven’t watched this one yet.
 

TheOriginalTiki

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Black Phone 2 is the Smile 2 of 2025. I absolutely loved it and while it doesn’t top the original like Smile did, it was a huge surprise how much I liked it
This might be the Longlegs of 2025 then. I thought it was trash haha. Some cool stylistic stuff with the dream sequences, but the dream sequences were ALL the movie had going for it and it kind of stopped being scary after a while. Ghost Grabber going all Wayne Gretzky in the climax broke me. He was so abstract as a villain that I never really felt threatened by him. Making him some Shasta Cola Freddy/Jason hybrid misses the point of the realism that made him so scary in the original. I'll give you this though, Mason Thames is definitely going places. He acted the hell out of this thing in spite of the terrible dialogue.

If they really wanted to continue the series, they really should have just done a prequel. Seeing the origins of the Grabber was a really tantalizing plot point that didn't get explored nearly enough to be satisfying or properly unnerving. I'd definitely take a whole movie of just his "Wild Bill" camp days. (granted not sure how they'd handle the casting there since Ethan Hawke is so attached to the character. I could see Charlie Plummer in the role)
 

PerGron

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This might be the Longlegs of 2025 then. I thought it was trash haha. Some cool stylistic stuff with the dream sequences, but the dream sequences were ALL the movie had going for it and it kind of stopped being scary after a while. Ghost Grabber going all Wayne Gretzky in the climax broke me. He was so abstract as a villain that I never really felt threatened by him. Making him some Shasta Cola Freddy/Jason hybrid misses the point of the realism that made him so scary in the original. I'll give you this though, Mason Thames is definitely going places. He acted the hell out of this thing in spite of the terrible dialogue.

If they really wanted to continue the series, they really should have just done a prequel. Seeing the origins of the Grabber was a really tantalizing plot point that didn't get explored nearly enough to be satisfying or properly unnerving. I'd definitely take a whole movie of just his "Wild Bill" camp days. (granted not sure how they'd handle the casting there since Ethan Hawke is so attached to the character. I could see Charlie Plummer in the role)
I had a feeling this would be our dynamic for this one, lol.

I really enjoyed all of the dream sequence stuff but I also love a good mystery and so I had a blast with the whole unraveling of how the kids were killed. I do agree the grabber was weaker as a villain, but I’m such a Freddy Krueger fan and it’s been so long since we’ve gotten a Nightmare on Elm Street project I guess I could just look past the blatant copying.

I actually don’t really want a Grabber origin tbh, if anything I kind of want the franchise to leave him behind and become the kids helping ghosts find peace as a mystery horror series. That could just be me though.
 

TheOriginalTiki

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I actually don’t really want a Grabber origin tbh, if anything I kind of want the franchise to leave him behind and become the kids helping ghosts find peace as a mystery horror series. That could just be me though.
I could totally see that angle working for the franchise going forward, for this movie though I think if they really wanted to get into the Grabber's backstory they should have just Godfather Part II'd it. I would have loved to have seen the Wild Bill plot play out from the mother's point of view.

You've gotta admit, some of the dialogue in this is TERRIBLE haha. That bit about Gwen's love interest finding her being religious hot and his whole "it'd be even hotter if you pronounced him Hey-soos like my mom" had me cringing sooo hard. Total missed opportunity for that character, as I found the idea of having him be the brother of the first film's main victim and played by the same actor inspired. The bit with the dad at the end was also a super awkward note to go out on. The romance stuff in this movie in general really fell flat.
 

PerGron

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Original Poster
I could totally see that angle working for the franchise going forward, for this movie though I think if they really wanted to get into the Grabber's backstory they should have just Godfather Part II'd it. I would have loved to have seen the Wild Bill plot play out from the mother's point of view.

You've gotta admit, some of the dialogue in this is TERRIBLE haha. That bit about Gwen's love interest finding her being religious hot and his whole "it'd be even hotter if you pronounced him Hey-soos like my mom" had me cringing sooo hard. Total missed opportunity for that character, as I found the idea of having him be the brother of the first film's main victim and played by the same actor inspired. The bit with the dad at the end was also a super awkward note to go out on. The romance stuff in this movie in general really fell flat.
I fully agree some of the dialogue especially the romance stuff is very bad. That said, having been a teen boy with a crush before, I can’t say some of it wasn’t realistic in its cringe lol.

But yeah, not a perfect movie or sequel, but I had a lot of fun with it. Honestly I’m very interested in how our October lineups and up comparing because I’ve got some takes this month
 

TheOriginalTiki

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I fully agree some of the dialogue especially the romance stuff is very bad. That said, having been a teen boy with a crush before, I can’t say some of it wasn’t realistic in its cringe lol.

But yeah, not a perfect movie or sequel, but I had a lot of fun with it. Honestly I’m very interested in how our October lineups and up comparing because I’ve got some takes this month
I've not been having a good month haha. The highlight has been A House of Dynamite and that's like maybe a 7.5/10 at best. Unfortunately I really didn't like some of the more indie horror movies that have come out. Hated "Bone Lake" and "Good Boy" was a cool concept that had the Skinamarink problem of being too long for its own good while not having nearly the same amount of lore and intrigue as Skinamarink. Holding my breath for Shelby Oaks.
 

PerGron

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Original Poster
It is time. October was certainly a month for me, between mental health scares, family drama, and work, but still I managed 31 new releases in 31 days. Unfortunately, this month was kind of buns in terms of movies as well. There weren't a ton of truly awful movies, but there were plenty of "just okay" movies that make up most of the list. That said, there's a handful that I did really enjoy, so it all worked itself out. With that, let's break it down.

(Apologies I can't put more than 10 attachments here so this one goes alone)

#31- The Twits
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[Watched on Netflix]

The Twits was a book I read as a kid and as mean-spirited and heinous as it was where these two awful people just torment one another for fun, I'd be lying if it wasn't a book young me enjoyed. That said, it's not a book ripe for a film adaptation just in how small-scale and cruel it is, but Netflix went ahead and did it anyway and it's the biggest pile of dookie I've seen in a long while. They take this story and stretch it out into a whole convoluted plot including stealing an orphanage, running for mayor, building an amusement park, it's all just pointless and leads to absolutely nothing of a movie. It is easily the worst thing I set my eyes on this month and I'd caution anyone from even learning of its existence.​
 
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PerGron

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#30- Traumatika
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[Watched on VOD]

Normally I like to support small indie horror and honestly this was a super interesting and engaging first half of a movie. I loved the imagery of this crazed possessed woman kidnapping children and keeping them as her own (even if it was a little Barbarian) but the second half of this just drops that entirely and becomes a generic slasher with a second character we've never even met before, and the very ending is the most stupidly offensive way to end a movie to anyone who has ever liked the ending of a movie. It's just a truly terrible experience, unfortunately.

#29- My Father, The BTK Killer
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[Watched on Netflix]

You all know I'm not a true crime fan, but my partner is so I watched this one for her. I thought that maybe, just maybe, the angle of taking this from the daughter's perspective would at least frame this in a different way than other Netflix true crime docs, but man was I mistaken. This was just as bad as all the rest that almost empathize with the monster who committed the crime while exploiting the victims tragedies for sweet sweet streaming time. There are good ways to do true crime and Netflix even nailed it this month (more about that later) but this was absolute slop and I cannot stand that they continue to make stuff like this.

#28- Other
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[Watched on Shudder]

I don't know if I could tell you anything about this movie if I tried, it's that forgettable. It tries to tackle things like trauma (shocker) and body dysmorphia, but it does so in such a ridiculous and ham-fisted way it almost comes across as parody. The scary element of this movie starts off as these weird spy drones and things watching the main character everywhere, but it just doesn't end up being that at all and goes an entirely different direction with it, once again. The cast is also entirely vaguely European despite the movie being set in the USA and so the ADR dubbing is genuinely awful and almost makes Madame Web look good by comparison. Just do the movie in whatever language the actors speak, I don't know why this had to be dubbed to hell. Again, skip this movie and forget it exists.

#27- Anemone
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[Watched in theaters]

Oh my God what an absolute boring slog of a movie. I caught it because it's Daniel freaking Day-Lewis, I couldn't not catch his return to acting even if it was only for his son's nepo project and luckily his performance is definitely... good, as is Sean Bean's, but no amount of good performances can make this two hour and six minute movie feel like less than four hours. I hope DDL sticks around because he's a legend, but maybe don't just do favors for your kids because that's when you get this.

#26- Your Host
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[Watched on VOD]

Your Host was a mildly entertaining indie horror where it's essentially Saw but as a game show and that lends itself to at least some fun to be had. Unfortunately, every single character here just absolutely sucks including the main villain, so there's nobody to root for. You're not rooting for the victims because you hate them all, but you're also not rooting for the killer because he's too awkward in a weird way. He doesn't have charisma nor a very cool design and is very not confident in what he's doing despite it being his job. There wasn't very much worth checking out here, unfortunately.

#25- Coyotes
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[Watched in theaters]

Justin Long is in this, so that's at least a leg up over everything else, but the movie itself is pretty bad. The coyotes themselves look terrible (and there are unconfirmed rumors they're AI) and the story just doesn't make any sense. There is a huge subplot about building a cage that just gets dropped entirely despite a lot of time being devoted to it. We also have some seriously unlikeable characters all throughout that should've been done differently. Ultimately, this was a failed creature feature with enough camp that I can see it being fun if you take a substance of some sort, but even then there are way better movies for that kind of thing.

#24- Vicious
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[Watched on Paramount+]

More just wholly forgettable indie horror from the month, but this one at least ups the gore and acting quality by starring Dakota Fanning. It's essentially a one-woman show and she does a great job here with some of the body horror and definitely screams well and plays the rapidly going insane character well. Unfortunately, the movie is just too similar to other things I've seen before and while I don't think it was necessarily bad, it isn't a movie I will ever watch again.

#23- Ballad of a Small Player
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[Watched on Netflix]

After Conclave, I was excited to see Edward Berger's next movie, but this just wasn't it. The character work is pretty abysmal, the story is predictable, and while the movie does look really good as is to be expected in Berger's work, this is a massive step down in quality and just an overall misfire.

#22- The Woman in Cabin 10
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[Watched on Netflix]

A fine enough Netflix thriller that honestly I wasn't completely able to predict so that was nice. It's very much a one time watch kind of movie, but the performances from Guy Pearce and Keira Knightley were both really solid and the story worked fine enough until a pretty rushed ending. It's the kind of thing I think moms will absolutely love because I know for a fact my mom, aunt, and grandma all did.

#21- The Smashing Machine
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[Watched in theaters]

I'm kind of biopic'd out and so when it's about someone I'm not super interested in, I just don't think I can get as invested anymore. I will admit, Dwayne Johnson gives his best performance ever here, but even then I don't think it's Oscar-worthy or anything because he still very much feels like Dwayne Johnson playing himself, just a little bit more dramatically. I'm sure this was more interesting to people who know the guy, but for me it was a mediocre forgettable biopic that just showed off the most toxic relationship of all time and thus wasn't really enjoyable to sit through.​
 

PerGron

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#20- Bone Lake
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[Watched in theaters]

This was just Funny Games by way of the Lannister twins from Game of Thrones. At the beginning it seemed pretty generic "couple stuck in a house together but something is off" and that's what it stays as until the end of the movie with a bait-and-switch that I'll admit I didn't see coming, but I also don't think it was the best execution of a twist ever. The last third of the movie then becomes a really generic slasher chase you've seen in every horror movie ever and it loses any and all goodwill it had built up. The bone lake itself isn't even in the movie much at all and naming it that was pretty dumb. I wanted to like this movie way more than I did and while it has some alright gore and shenanigans going on, it's again another movie I'll never watch again.

#19- The Lost Bus
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[Watched on Apple TV+]

I was SHOCKED to learn this wasn't an Angel Studios movie, I'll be entirely honest. A true story about a heroic single struggling father who saves a class of children from the deadliest wildlife in California history; that just SCREAMS Angel Studios and even if it was an Apple production, it still kind of feels Angel Studios. There's a lot of melodrama here where it isn't at all necessary because this is maybe one of the most tense plots ever construed and I really don't think you needed all of the sappy moments to make it work. We didn't learn anything about any of the kids either, just Matthew McConaughey (who continuously makes hair-brained decisions throughout the whole thing) and America Ferrera, who is kind of just there. I think the true story being made into a doc would've worked way better because as a movie, it was pretty forgettable.

#18- Play Dirty
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[Watched on Prime Video]

I like Shane Black as a director and October certainly was the month of the heist, so a Shane Black heist movie in October definitely fit the vibe. This hits the Shane Black trifecta of being set at Christmas, having morally gray heroes, and having gratuitous violence so if you're into that, it works on his most basic levels. Mark Wahlberg is just phoning it in, but when doesn't he at this point, and the rest of the cast is kind of just there. LaKeith Stanfield is probably the best part but he's definitely not a co-lead like they show on the poster.

#17- V/H/S/Halloween
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[Watched on Shudder]

I'm famously not a fan of the V/H/S/ franchise and this one really only half of the shorts worked, but the ones that worked I actually really really liked. There's a haunted house short that ends the movie that I really loved, and there's one about making candy that I enjoyed a ton too, as well as a Mexican ghost story that worked beautifully. Honestly it's probably my favorite V/H/S/ ever, but that's not a huge hurdle to leap. Still, I'd be lying if I didn't say I liked it.

#16- R.L. Stine's Pumpkinhead
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[Watched on Tubi]

If you grew up with Goosebumps or Are You Afraid of the Dark? I think you'll really enjoy Pumpkinhead. It's incredibly cheesy in that Nickelodeon kind of way that if that's what you're looking for it works. The ending also has this incredibly dark implication that lets the movie stand out in a 90s kind of way. It is a lot of fun, nostalgic, and a big surprise for a Tubi original.

#15- Scared Sh*tless
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[Watched on VOD]

Camp. That's all I can say, this is cheesy gory camp with pulp and fake blood literally everywhere and a monster that is just as dumb and cheesy as the title implies. It's the kind of movie you sit down knowing exactly what you're about to get, but that can sometimes be just exactly what you need.

#14- Springsteen: Deliver Me from Nowhere
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[Watched in theaters]

Music biopic starring big name celebrity who vaguely looks like the person they're portraying: check. I'm not really that familiar with Bruce Springsteen as an artist besides some of his biggest hits, but I do like the angle of it being about him writing one singular album. I really enjoyed the story here despite being tired of biopics like this, but at the same time the romance was forced, especially where it wasn't actually based on one relationship but a combination of many. It's kind of the perfect "it's fine" movie of the year.

#13- Famous Last Words: Dr. Jane Goodall
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[Watched on Netflix]

I think the idea of having an interview with famous icons and letting them give their final words to the world is a really great idea, but getting the writer and creator of American Horror Story and Glee to be the interviewer was not it unfortunately. I loved hearing her message to the world and it definitely got me teary eyed, but the interview itself wasn't really all that interesting because of Brad Falchuk's lackluster interviewing skill. Still, rest in peace to an absolute legend.

#12- A House of Dynamite
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[Watched on Netflix]

This was a decently engaging political thriller that I was really really into at the beginning and gradually fell out of throughout the movie. Telling this one story through three different perspectives was a bit much and I think that doing that is really what lost me. I also struggled with the ambiguous ending which left me with more questions and more disappointed than anything else.

#11- TRON: Ares
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[Watched in theaters]

I love Tron and Tron: Legacy, so I went into Tron: Ares predisposed to liking it a lot and I did, in fact, like it a lot. The story and acting were certainly weaker than Legacy, but the visuals and score were amazing and being able to experience TRON in the year of our lord 2025 was magical. I also saw this in D-Box so the IMAX screen mixed with the moving seats really always up any experience and I think that's part of why this one is up this high. It's far from a great movie, but as a Tron fan, I really enjoyed it.​
 

PerGron

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#10- Kiss of the Spider Woman
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[Watched in theaters]

I was really surprised by how much I enjoyed this movie. I'm not really a fan of the big bombastic musicals of old Hollywood and this is very much leaning into that. I definitely preferred the prison segments than the musical segments and I also do not understand the hype J-Lo had because while her singing was good, there really wasn't any acting involved, but as a remake of a movie based on a musical based on a book, I think this was really solid.

#09- The Perfect Neighbor
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[Watched on Netflix]

This is how you do true crime. It's all bodycam footage, no interviews with the criminals or victims to allow them to twist the story after the fact, just cold hard evidence shown to us and edited in a way that is frustrating and emotional but in a way that is linear rather than playing with our emotions just for the sake of it. If more true crime was like this I'd be way more into the genre because the psychology of crime is always interesting, it's just when it becomes exploitative that I hate it. I'd highly recommend this one.

#08- Blue Moon
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[Watched in theaters]

A bottle film set in a bar is my kind of movie and I really did love so much of this movie. It's almost entirely the Ethan Hawke show where he gets to monologue and lament and just chew on the scenery in this chill environment with his pals as the tension builds in a pressure cooker plot as he (a homosexual) tries to pursue a woman 20 years younger than him as he struggles with his identity and how his life is going, all set amongst the backdrop of his former writing partner's success with a new writer. I don't even care how much of this is true and how much fabricated because I just loved living in this world and hearing the heady dialogue. It's a must watch Linklater in my humble opinion.

#07- Shelby Oaks
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[Watched in theaters]

I got Stuckmannized y'all. While I do see and agree with a lot of the criticisms of this movie (dumb decisions made by the protagonists, continuity issues, a plot incredibly similar to Hereditary, etc. but I really did love like 90% of this movie. Like Tiki mentioned, it feels like internet horror and creepypastas of old in the best way possible. I could see this written out as a forum post in 2009 and it having scared absolutely everyone online. The movie also looks great and its clear Chris has a future in this industry and while it's not the best horror debut ever (far from it, even in recent years) it's still a movie I really liked and think people should watch.

#06- Good Fortune
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[Watched in theaters]

Before seeing it, if you told me I'd like Good Fortune, I absolutely would have laughed in your face. Aziz Ansari, Keanu Reeves, and Seth Rogen in a movie where a rich guy and poor guy switch lives as an angel presides over the hijinks just doesn't seem like a movie I'd be into, but I actually really enjoyed it. These three work together incredibly well and you believe all of their dynamic, especially Rogen and Reeves. The movie is full of laughs both from jokes but also incredibly relatable life situations because the movie gets what it's like to be working class and it's not a movie that says "money doesn't buy happiness" because it absolutely helps and the movie knows that. I really was surprised how much I liked this one and I wish more people had seen it.

#05- Roofman
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[Watched in theaters]

Another huge surprise for me, I did not expect anything out of Channing Tatum in Roofman, but it ended up being one of the most fun and heartfelt movies I watched this month. The whole story is so insane and while it's absolutely dramatized for the movie, the fact a lot of it is true is insane. The relationship between Tatum and Kirsten Dunst and her children was one of the highlights of the movie and while he only had a few scenes, Ben Mendelsohn stole the show in every sequence he was in. This was a surprisingly good movie and another one I think more people should watch.

#04- John Candy: I Like Me
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[Watched on Prime Video]

John Candy is and was an absolute legend and this is one of the best celebrity docs I've seen since Won't You Be My Neighbor at least. It gets a lot of amazing and sweet interviews with people who just show how important Candy was from Tom Hanks to Conan O'Brien to Macaulay Culkin and beyond. It also has some amazing archival footage of John Candy that help show off the type of person he was. He's one of the biggest losses in entertainment and I'm glad he's still getting love in a doc like this.

#03- Black Phone 2
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[Watched in theaters]

I've said my piece on this one already, I get not everyone loved it, but I found it to be a blast. I loved the dream stuff and the mystery element and sure the dialogue is pretty bad at times and some of the situations are trivial, but it just worked for me. I do hope we're done with the Grabber though and as I mentioned, I'd love this to continue as the kids solving mysteries and helping ghosts move on in future installments. Kind of like the successor to The Conjuring honestly.

#02- Bugonia
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[Watched in theaters]

Yorgos does it again. This is a bottle movie but way different than Blue Moon because it's not a fun hangout, it's a battle of wits between a CEO (bad) and a conspiracy nut (also bad) as they duke it out to figure out if she's an evil alien hell-bent on taking over the world. Jesse Plemons is absolutely amazing here, it's one of his best performances ever, and Emma Stone is also really strong. The movie looks amazing and the score is 100% going to get a nomination for the Golden Tikis and probably the Oscars too because holy s*** this score was amazing. For a good chunk of this I was thinking "is this Yorgos Lanthimos' most accessible movie for general audiences?" then the ending happens and you remember who made this movie. It's absolutely a highlight of the month for me and one I'll be watching again for sure.

#01- Good Boy
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[Watched in theaters]

The movie where a dog experiences a haunting shot in a Skinamarink style? This is a PerGron movie if I've ever seen one. Nobody is going to like this movie as much as me and that's A-ok because it's a me movie and you can't have it anyway because it's mine. Seriously though, I loved loved loved this movie and I will be fighting for Indy the dog in best actor at the Tikis this year, mark my words.
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As the month comes to an end, it was a rough one, I'll admit, but November is looking strong. This coming weekend is kind of slow and I've already seen Nuremberg through a Regal Mystery Movie, but I am quite excited for Predator: Badlands and Die, My Love which both come out in theaters and also Frankenstein which I was begging to get in theaters near me but I didn't so I'll have to catch on Netflix on Friday. The Running Man, Keeper, and Now You See Me, Now You Don't make up the next weekend and as an Osgood Perkins fan I think Keeper has me most excited, but I will be seeing all three. Wicked: For Good, Rental Family, and Sisu: Road to Revenge hit the next weekend as does Train Dreams on Netflix which I'm excited about. Then there's Zootopia 2 which I'm at least curious about going into Thanksgiving Week. Plus hopefully I get limited release movies that will be big Oscar contenders like Hamnet, Jay Kelly, and Sentimental Value. I look forward to November!​
 

TheOriginalTiki

Well-Known Member
Yea, October was a really wonky month overall. Outside of my last place pick every movie has at least a couple elements about it that I really liked, but even with my top picks there were consistently pretty big issues that dragged it down. Ind t's honestly kind of crazy how this year has given us really great "off" months like January and August, while the months you would expect to hit hard...October, May...just resulted in stuff that's all around decent but very few films that I'll actually be compelled to rewatch in the future. Skips for this month for me included Regretting You, Anniversary, and Springsteen which I might revisit if it gains serious Oscar buzz and just because I genuinely love Jeremy Allen White as a performer even if Bruce Springsteen is exactly the kind of middle of the road classic rock that makes my eyes glaze over. I very much wanted to catch Good Fortune but never found the time to get around to it.

10. Bone Lake

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Hey kids...ya like cheating? Because that's about ALL you're going to get in this thing. Honestly...I was legitimately "Stuckmannized" into seeing this movie just because with Shelby Oaks I was really feeling that "support indie horror" spirit. I just didn't like this at all. PerGron and I both have issues with cheating being used as a plot device, and in this movie that's like THE plot device. I think in smarter hands with a better script and better actors this had the potential to be a solid little "social manipulation" movie in the same vain as something like Speak No Evil, but the thing has absolutely no backbone to it, is WAAAY too proud of its super predictable twist, has absolutely zero performances or characters that have remotely stuck with me, and was all around just an unpleasant watch pretty much from top to bottom.

9. After the Hunt
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Fluke-a Guadanino continues. Jeesh, what a complete and utter massive step down from Challengers which might be in my top three movies of the first half of the decade. I didn't particularly care for Queer but at least that had obvious passion and ambition behind it. This just feels like Luca is sleep walking through the material. It's such a shame because I genuinely thought the trailer built up a crazy amount of tension and I thought the cast looked absolutely freaking top tier.

The performances here are definitely the highlight. It's easily the most meaty Julia Roberts role in a long time, Andrew Garfield builds on his villainous turn in The Eyes of Tammy Faye to come out with an even more smarmy villain character, and Michael Stuhlbarg shines and much like in Call Me By Your Name walks away with THE moment of the movie. Unfortunately Ayo Edebiri does NOT prove she can handle serious drama here, as she's easily the weak link and while I think she had some pretty great dramatic beats in this past season of The Bear her strength continues to be comedy.

The real problem here is the script. Good God, man. It's so dull, so pretentious, so "loves the smell of its own farts" for lack of better phrasing haha. The opening titles are stylized like a Woody Allen movie and not only is that a TERRIBLE omen and weird choice given the subject matter, but the end result is a film that has ALL of that man's worst qualities as a film maker with none of the stuff that ever made his material shine. I just can't get over how preachy, pretentious, and pseudo-intellectual this thing gets. I could see someone like Aaron Sorkin taking this material and making an absolute banger out of it, but that's just not what happened here. Andrew Garfield and Stuhlbarg have some stand out moments, but other than that it really is a film that's just spinning its own wheels and going nowhere.

8.Black Phone 2
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As much as I did actively dislike this, it's very much a big step above Bone Lake at the very least. Easily Scott Derikson's weakest movie, it still has his signature "grainy realism" style with the dream sequences. There was a really good premise in here and with the cold open teasing an origin story for the Grabber I got really invested. I also loved the remote snowed in camp setting and the atmosphere was easily the strongest element here. That being said, MAN did absolutely none of the plot points, scares, or character development land for me. Mason Thaymes is EASILY the stand out of the cast here and has the one acting moment that genuinely got to me. He's absolutely got a bright future ahead of him. Unfortunately I really wish the whole film had centered around his character who was the only one close to having a well executed arc.

The Gwen character was a great stand out in the first movie. It took the "little kid with a colorful vocabulary" trope to a really cool place given that even though her colorful vocabulary worked as comedic relief you could still tell it was coming from a place of defensive pain and trauma. Unfortunately now that the actress and character are older the whole bit just feels played out. It very much has that sequel thing of taking an element of a fan favorite character from the first movie and making it THE focus. I just didn't get into her character at all here, and I also found the Christianity themes with her borderline propaganda coded (sorry, Priest ;) )

I don't even want to get into the Grabber. What a freaking waste. They watered down pretty much everything about him, as if the movie was actively trying to make us forget the true nature of his character and just turn him into the next Freddy in a very blatant way. I'm not saying you can't do cool dream stuff in a horror movie, but this was SOOO Nightmare on Elm Street coded and applied to a character who THRIVED on being realistically chilling in the first movie. I'm honestly kind of offended at just how much they fumbled the ball with him, and the ridiculous way he's defeated just sealed the deal on that.

As much as I love Jeremy Davies as an actor, the dad character here was SOOOO freaking Flanderized. Once again the movie is actively trying to make you forget that this dude was straight up physically abusive in the first movie and turning him into a lovable dork. Overall this film just took all the teeth and mean spirited realism out of the genuinely effective first film and turned it into franchise bait trash. It's not as much of a trainwreck as MeThreeGan 2.0, but it's up there for me as being one of the most disappointing sequels of the year. I obviously do have a lot to say about it though, probably more than most of the other movies this month, so at least it left an impression.

7. Good Boy
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I absolutely expected PerGron to love this. I respect it a lot, but it just isn't my kind of movie. It's very Skinamarink in its approach but I just didn't get invested into the lore of the movie in the same way I view Skinamarink as a super compelling puzzle box of a story. I think my main issue here is that I pretty much caught on to what this movie was doing and what the "twist" was going to be really early on, so even though I do think the tension was well executed and it gives an all time great dog performance, I just kind of felt the whole thing was really predictable and repetitive. I honestly struggle with stuff to say about this one since the narrative is sooo straight forward. Again, pretty much the opposite of Skinamarink which thrives in its ambiguity. Shooting the movie from a 3rd person point of view of the dog was a really ambitious choice, but after a while it just kind of grates on me and becomes visually exhausting. A really solid directorial effort, it just wasn't a movie that was on my wavelength and very obviously completely on PerGron's.

6. A House of Dynamite
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The first third of this movie had me Locked. Hell. In. My god, what an excellent exercise in building suspense. I actually think it might be THE best stuff Katherine Bigalow has ever put out in her entire career. If this was a short film that just ended there, it would be an all timer. Unfortunately the movie keeps going, and much like everyone else I'm genuinely kind of baffled at how little else the film has to offer in its other two acts. I respect the idea of seeing the events from different perspectives, I just don't think the movie did nearly enough with the gimmick.

Instead of feeling like were getting continually deeper insight into the situation, it just kind of feels like we keep on watching the same stuff from different angles. By the time we get to Idris Elba as the president I'm pretty much checked out. It's cool on paper that the sequencing builds the level of importance of the characters were following, but for something like this I think following the more ground level characters is just inherently way more compelling.The one exception I'll give is the Jared Harris character. His arc was an absolute stand out and the one time I thought the movie did something interesting with the different perspectives. The ending was SUPREMELY unsatisfying, and honestly if they would have just cut to black without the little 30 second coda at the end I think it would be more effective. The fact that it feels like were going to actually see some of the aftermath instead the movie is like "lol nope" and cuts to credits was just super frustrating.

5. Bugonia
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Very, VERY mixed on this one. Some elements of it are absolute stand outs of the year...the score, the production design, the costumes and makeup, the performances. All of that stuff is completely top tier. I genuinely think this might be THE Jessie Plemmons performance. He completely transforms himself here. I truly think the first 15 minutes before the title drop is neck in neck with The Long Walk and I was genuinely holding my breath at the tension that was created there and locked in to see where the movie would go.

Unfortunately, I found the second act of this movie SUPER dull, which drags the whole thing down. I don't really know how to put it except I just got really bored with the back and forth between Plemmons and Emma Stone's character. It just felt really repetitive and like the movie was spinning its wheels. Once the cop shows up at the house the movie kicks back into high gear, I just think there's a serious pacing issue in the second act outside of a couple stand out sequences ("Basket Case" might be my INSTANT "Best Needle Drop" nomination) The ending is bonkers and the entire third act is thrilling, I just wish the middle chunk of the movie had more going on.

As much as I loved the actual performance, I found the conspiracy theory rambling of the Plemmons theory exhausting after a while and there's way too much of the run time devoted to it. I think I agree with Doug Walker that I wish more of the movie would have been devoted to Stone's character. I found her a lot more multi-layered even if it's an overall less flashy performance. This is the first movie of the month that absolutely has the potential to hit some Golden Tiki nominations with me, I just think the highlights of the film were greater than the movie as a whole.

4. TRON: Ares
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I'll admit putting this over Bugonia is kind of ridiculous. It's objectively NOT a great movie. The storyline is both shallow as hell and all over the place, and frankly kind of takes a big dump all over the continuity established in the other two movies. That being said, I had SOOO much fun with this. It's a two hour Nine Inch Nails music video. I don't think the score itself was as good as Legacy, but I actually think it was an even more propulsive audio/visual experience specifically because it doesn't waste any time with the deep philosophical musings Legacy had to break up its run time. Instead it's just wall to wall dumb, stupid action executed to Hollywood perfection.

I actually really dig the visual design here. The red color pallet pops, the TRON stuff coming into the real world was genuinely well executed, and even the Member Berries of going back to the original Grid of the first movie was a really cool throwback as someone who was THAT kind of nerdy kid who viewed the original TRON movie the same way most people view Star Wars. The performances are nothing special, but Evan Peters is having a good time, Greta Lee puts in a serviceable if forgettable protagonist character, and even freaking Jared Leto oddly feels well cast in this movie where his whole character is all about an AI trying to be human. With all the weird nonsense surrounding Leto in real life, it's an oddly fitting role for him that even has some probably unintentional meta moments that almost seem to directly call out his real life problematic nature. You're a real boy, Jared!

3. Kiss of the Spider Woman

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I really think this is going to be a forgotten little gem of a movie come Oscar season. I got really swept away in it. I definitely found the prison stuff way more compelling than the musical fantasy sequences, but the fantasy sequences at least looked amazing and the visual contrast between them and the prison stuff was super impressive. The two lead performances are outstanding, and provide a super compelling dual character arc. I think my only real major issue here is that as a musical I genuinely think this might border on Emelia Perez levels of bad. It's a far, FAR better story than that trainwreck and has an ACTUAL progressive queer message behind it, but MAN do the actual songs just do absolutely nothing for me. J-Lo's performance is also a really mixed bag and I just don't think she keeps up with the two leads. Overall though this is just a really solid little movie that I can totally see being completely buried in Oscar season only for it to become a cult classic in the future.

2. Shelby Oaks
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I'm not even going to PRETEND I'm not totally biased here. If it weren't for the Stuckmann of it all there's no way this even makes the top five. That being said, it's impossible to not just be beaming with pride for what Chris was able to accomplish here. It's not great, and as PerGron mentioned it's not even close to being the best directorial debut for former YouTubers (Hi, "Talk To Me"!) The characters are about as paper thin as they come, and the story is basically just Blair Witch Project meets Rosemary's Baby with a dash of Hereditary. That being said, Chris never claimed this to be the most original thing in the world. It's an homage to his biggest horror influences, and I do think he does a great job taking these individually cliche elements and weaves it into an original narrative.

I'm glad PerGron agrees with me about the CreepyPasta comparison, because I really think that's where the true strength and creepiness of what this movie is trying to do shines. I love the found footage stuff here pretty much across the board, I love individual sequences, and I even loved the ending which I know is a super divisive take. Some pretty shoddy CGI (understandable for a budget) and an overall black hole when it comes to actual characters can't take away from the fact that Stuckmann really did accomplish pretty much everything he set out to with this thing, and I find it super inspirational. I sat all the way through the credits beaming with pride at this thing. It's so, SOOO understandable that it's not everyone's cup of tea and I really do think it's unfair that my bias is clouding my judgement on it, but on top of my personal investment the actual CreepyPasta-esque story at the center of it really did unnerve me.

1. Frankenstein
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This is very much the Nosferatu of 2025, for better and worse. It's basically EXACTLY what you expect it to be from the pitch perfect pairing of director and material, in a way that almost makes the film feel a bit cold and clinical. I don't think the emotional elements in this thing land nearly as much as they should and I specifically think way too much emphasis was put on the Mia Goth. I genuinely kind of hate that the most major changes this makes from an otherwise super faithful adaption of the original novel comes in the form of giving the story a weird love triangle angle.

That being said, OH MY GOD. This might be THE most visually impressive Gullermo Del Toro movie yet. It's not as wildly imaginative as something like Pan's Labrynith or Hellboy 2, but the shot composition of the movie mixed with the absolutely sublime production design is just tear inducing in its cinematic perfection. It's an absolute crime that this didn't get a more widespread theatrical release and I definitely feel blessed that I was able to see it on the big screen. Much like Nosferatu, the adaptation was so faithful to the original source material that it was almost to its detriment. I had the same sort of cold "yep, that was definitely Frankenstein/Dracula" reaction walking away from this, and I can't emphasize enough how much the love triangle stuff just didn't work for me.

The two leads are absolutely killer here though, with Jacob Elordi being a particular highlight of the whole year as far as performances though. Del Toro's scripts have always kind of kept me at a distance as far as how much emotional investment he wants us to feel, and unfortunately I do think that holds true with this movie. In spite of that, it's easily one of his best and certainly the most ambitious film he's ever cracked out. I keep coming back to the Nosferatu comparison. It's not a film that knocked my socks off the way I was hoping it was and I definitely don't think it's going to be all that rewatchable, but it's still just objectively fantastic film making.​
 

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