Families with their surprises and drama LOL. I would've added to it and not changed my plans at all to accommodate The joys of being an only child!!! My husband is the youngest of 3 and I'll still go and do my own thing.
The night before Magic Kingdom:
When we last left you, intrepid travelers we were about to embark on a "thank you" dinner which actually was a timeshare spiel. I played nice and agreed to go on the condition that I'm outta there by 8 pm as not to miss wishes, which actually was the theme for my whole night. The timeshare community was about 17 minutes from the world, dinner was your standard buffet fare of a carving station, some pasta, vegetables, salad and maybe another dish. very standard. the only redeeming factor was free booze. The theme was "south seas/Hawaii" type vibe with entertainment of a hula dancer. lol, then the fun began because of course we had to do audience participation. yep, the hula dancer wanted everyone to try a few dance moves. nothing like seeing 70 year old seniors doing the hula.
I bribed the "youngins" to get up there with the promise of Beaches and cream.
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lol yeah I paid dearly for this. As expected the problem arose when I tried to leave, the conversation went:
Hostess: don't forget your tour leaves tomorrow at 8
Me: thank you, my SIL is signed up.
Hostess (now with a feral gleam in her eye because she smells fresh blood): why don't you come also it will be a lot of fun
Me: thanks but I actually already own a timeshare at Disney.
Hostess: well you know, Disney is very restrictive and you don't actually "own" it.
Me: Then it's a really good thing I like going to Disney
Hostess: Think of the memories you and your kids will make as they get older.
Me: I just shelled out 78,000 bucks of money I haven't even made on college tuition, I get monthly "memories" in the mail and they are unemployed. It's against our religion for unemployed youngins to procreate. have a good night.
Loving your report! Don't know how I've missed your posts all last week, must be life keeps getting in my way. Can't wait to hear the rest.