Tegan’s Community of Cranium Command Castoffs!

DashHaber

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Keep an eye on your purses and wallets TACOS AND MARGARITAS!! This is Gotham. And you’re on The Joker’s HARLEY FKN QUINN’S TURF!!!

But just because this is the rough part of town doesn’t mean there isn’t plenty of sightseeing to do!

Observant travelers will notice many iconic landmarks scattered throughout Gotham.

The northern show building features Gotham National Bank (Closed due to lack of money, just got robbed by Two-Face), Gotham PD (Out to lunch, be back eventually), and Wayne Enterprises, which serves as the entrance facade for the Batmobile attraction....this is purely coincidental, don’t make assumptions.
YOU THINK BATS AND BRUCEY KNOW EACH OTHA?! HMMM....


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The southwestern building’s primary function is to host Takashi Sushi, the best hand rolls in Gotham. But look up and you’ll notice Poison Ivy’s apartment. SERIOUSLY, YA CAN’T MISS IT! LOVE YA IVE!!

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The Mall is a strip that includes a variety of retail and quick service options both to the north and south. Highlights include a jewelry store, the Gotham Diamond Exchange, and Sal’s, HOME OF THE POYFECT EGG SANDWICH!! 😍😍 Also seen here are the burnt remnants of Doc’s Place, a hole in the wall Taiwanese restaurant that Harley once rented an apartment above.

The southern show building is entirely comprised of
OH, WE’LL GET TO THAT!! 😉😈

Situated near the bridge to Metropolis, Amusement Mile is a miniature amusement park on its own merits. Here you’ll find a funhouse maze, a tilt-a-whirl, a tea cup style ride, and an assortment of carnival games.

In the northeastern corner of Gotham you’ll find the Gotham City Roller Derby. Come support the local team, the Gotham Flamethrowers, as they do battle with other regional teams.


The East Dock used to be the primary shipping port in Gotham,...until something kinda weird happened,...the water turned red and all the cargo ships stopped showing up. Instead there are strange boats of a different variety that transport passengers to a mystical island of some sort. We really don’t understand it.

The drinks are literally flying at the Black Mask Club. Nestled into a nice plot of real estate near the heart of the city, this famed nightlife spot used to be the playground of Roman Sionis, UNTIL HE EXPLODED TO DEATH, YA WELCOME!! THAT GUY WAS ALMOST AS BAD AS MISTA J!! Now, the club is under new management. Dina Lance, better known as Black Canary, not only runs this upscale establishment, she’s also the entertainment! If fancy appetizers and fancier cocktails are your taste, this is the place for you!


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To the southeast you’ll find Harley and her friends’ favorite place for tacos and margaritas, Taco Dirty. Table space is limited, but there is outdoor patio seating as well. LISTEN, YOU GOTTA TRY THE FROZEN LIME MARGARITA!! IT’S THE BEST PART OF WAKIN’ UP!!
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All this and more is yours to explore in the city of Gotham! Just,...please keep an eye on your valuables.
Oh, wow! This is really interesting! It's not just Gotham City, but more specifically a take on Gotham that is connected to Harley Quinn.

Also, it makes sense, but I can say that I wasn't expecting to see a roller derby show to turn up as a theme park attraction.
 

Tegan pilots a chicken

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Oh, wow! This is really interesting! It's not just Gotham City, but more specifically a take on Gotham that is connected to Harley Quinn.

Also, it makes sense, but I can say that I wasn't expecting to see a roller derby show to turn up as a theme park attraction.
Yes! This is Harley’s Gotham!!

But, that doesn’t mean other characters won’t show up 😉

Hahaha. The Roller Derby was a late idea when I was thinking of little pluses to add. Then the light bulb went of and I was like “YES!!!”
 

Pi on my Cake

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The Mall is a strip that includes a variety of retail and quick service options both to the north and south. Highlights include a jewelry store, the Gotham Diamond Exchange, and Sal’s, HOME OF THE POYFECT EGG SANDWICH!! 😍😍 Also seen here are the burnt remnants of Doc’s Place, a hole in the wall Taiwanese restaurant that Harley once rented an apartment above.
I'm not even big into breakfast sandwiches, but the way the movie showed off that sandwich... I WOULD VISIT THE PARK JUST TO TRY IT!
 

Tegan pilots a chicken

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I'm not even big into breakfast sandwiches, but the way the movie showed off that sandwich... I WOULD VISIT THE PARK JUST TO TRY IT!
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Tegan pilots a chicken

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!!CONTENT WARNING!!

Okay, so, before I post. A few things.

First of all, it’s based in real life/live action. There are a fair number of images from the Harley Quinn animated series just because I needed certain visuals that I just couldn’t get with the films. I tried to use Margot Robbie whenever possible, but just to make absolutely sure there is no confusion over that, it’s absolutely modeled in every way after live action.

Secondly, and somewhat related, the project and the soundtrack both contain brief Harley Quinn spoilers. In one case images, in the other a couple short audio clips. But I just wanted to make sure I said that just in case.

Alright, onto the serious stuff.

This work is extremely graphic. I did not hold back at all with visuals, descriptions, or dialogue. This work is extremely violent and it touches on subject matter that some may find very upsetting.


 

Tegan pilots a chicken

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TwilightZone

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....well then
 

Tegan pilots a chicken

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....well then

That about sums it up. 🤣
I’m sorry you guys.

I wanted it to be shocking and to push the boundaries by creating an “adult” theme park ride.

But like I also wanted it to be good and so far I don’t think that’s the general consensus. It feels like it was just shocking and not good.

I’m so sorry if I pushed it too far or didn’t actually make it an enjoyable read. I didn’t mean to let anybody down or frighten anybody.

I love you guys. 😔😔
 

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