Sweet Dreams....

[Maria]

Originally posted by Tramp


My sweet Hot Tamale......Damn you're cute!

.....but you're setting your expectations too high....this can only result in utter frustration....

Jay Rod is a known under-performer......and NOW, the poor thing, admits being abandoned by all of his former girlfriends....
unless you have experience in dealing with s ex ual dysfunctionates, may I direct your attention to a smelly old dog whose intentions would never have to be interpreted and whose experience in the back alleys promises to leave you inspired.

ooops... sorry, somehow I missed this post!

My smelly dog! When I said BOTH, I was in fact thinking of you too! Mickeyfan has been taking care of him lately and we just let him think he has everybody.... otherwise, his self steem goes down...

You can join us too! NowInc has been here for the past nights keeping me company.... where have you been? I have missed you!

Just one question.... what do you mean by "experience in the back alleys" exactly??:veryconfu :zipit: :animwink:

:kiss: for you!

 

[Tramp]

Originally posted by Maria


You can join us too! NowInc has been here for the past nights keeping me company.... where have you been? I have missed you!

Just one question.... what do you mean by "experience in the back alleys" exactly??:veryconfu :zipit: :animwink:

:kiss: for you!

Tamale, sweetie.....I have to respectfully decline your invitation to spend the nights with YOU and NOW.....however, if you decide you might want to slip out onto the back porch under the stars, ALONE, I can show you most of the constellations that deal with romance.

Experience?........ah.....I've been known to prowl the back alleys in search of wandering, lonely Chihuahuas....taking them back to my dog house, licking them clean, sharing a few discarded scraps and making them feel like they're the only dog in the world for me.
:animwink:

(....thank you for missing me....the ol' dog has not been feeling well) :kiss:

 

[Maria]

Originally posted by Tramp


Tamale, sweetie.....I have to respectfully decline your invitation to spend the nights with YOU and NOW.....however, if you decide you might want to slip out onto the back porch under the stars, ALONE, I can show you most of the constellations that deal with romance.

AAawww you are so sweet! I´ll meet you there for sure!

Originally posted by Tramp


Experience?........ah.....I've been known to prowl the back alleys in search of wandering, lonely Chihuahuas....taking them back to my dog house, licking them clean, sharing a few discarded scraps and making them feel like they're the only dog in the world for me.
:animwink:

Pheeew..... thanks for clearing that up for me! I was thinking of something else!

Originally posted by Tramp


(....thank you for missing me....the ol' dog has not been feeling well) :kiss:

aaww... I´m sorry to hear that... are you feeling a little better tonight? Hope so! :kiss:

 

[Maria]

WOW!!!! I finally learned how to post in the middle of a quote without getting my post in bold!! YEAH!! I´M GOOOOD!! :lol: :lol: