Support Thread for MEN (Oprah)

GoofyFan1

Active Member
We were just having this discussion in the faculty room.

In my school we have a group of faculty "Oprahites" in what I like to call the Almighty Church of Saint Oprah.

Most of the Oprahites won't read a book unless she personally OK'ed it.

Some of us guys are thinking of doing an intervention, and make them watch 48 hrs. straight of the Man Show.

Who knows, it could work. We could even offer classes on scratching and channel surfing.

Think we could get continuing ed. credits for that?:veryconfu

:D
 

GoofyFan1

Active Member
Originally posted by Lovecraft
You could do what I do.

Just make sure whatever it is she wants you to do, do it.


BUT

Do it with such terrible incompetence, she never asks again.

You weren't supposed to let that secret out!

:D
 

guwag

Active Member
Originally posted by GoofyFan1
Who knows, it could work. We could even offer classes on scratching

That's one thing that almost every woman I have ever met complains about - they should have learnt by now that "If it itches, it WILL be scratched" :lol:
 

JBSLJames

New Member
Originally posted by tigsmom
Not in this house. :wave:


If you are going to do something. Do it right. By doing it wrong, you only waste more time and energy.

Now back to Oprah. Anybody see that sketch on SNL for "Oprahs Favorite Things"? My wife tells me that that was pretty close to the crowd reaction, minus heads exploding of course.:wave:
 

NashvilleMouse

New Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by JBSLJames
If you are going to do something. Do it right. By doing it wrong, you only waste more time and energy.

Now back to Oprah. Anybody see that sketch on SNL for "Oprahs Favorite Things"? My wife tells me that that was pretty close to the crowd reaction, minus heads exploding of course.:wave:

Yes, I saw that. It was pretty funny. I still hope David Letterman will have her on his show. Dr Phil was on Letterman earlier this week and was a great show!
 

JBSLJames

New Member
Originally posted by NashvilleMouse
Yes, I saw that. It was pretty funny. I still hope David Letterman will have her on his show. Dr Phil was on Letterman earlier this week and was a great show!

One can always hope. :wave: Nice to hear from you again. It has been busy being the lone Troll in the threads:lookaroun :lookaroun
 

NashvilleMouse

New Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by JBSLJames
One can always hope. :wave: Nice to hear from you again. It has been busy being the lone Troll in the threads:lookaroun :lookaroun

Well, I just got back from 'Troll School'. I am a more improved and have my Troll Certification.
 

wdwhoneymooner

Well-Known Member
Alright, to prove to myself (and to my friends) that I am indeed "whipped" here's what I do around the house:

98% of the cooking
90% of the vacuuming
100% of cleaning the bathrooms
75% of the laundry (I leave the other 25% dirty :D )
50% of the grocery shopping
50% of taking care of our kids

My DW:
100% of the bills
100% labor & delivery
100% of being spoiled

Performing a weighted average of her duties, that labor & delivery thing keeps our Yin & Yang in balance...........
 

NashvilleMouse

New Member
Original Poster
Originally posted by wdwhoneymooner
Alright, to prove to myself (and to my friends) that I am indeed "whipped" here's what I do around the house:

98% of the cooking
90% of the vacuuming
100% of cleaning the bathrooms
75% of the laundry (I leave the other 25% dirty :D )
50% of the grocery shopping
50% of taking care of our kids

My DW:
100% of the bills
100% labor & delivery
100% of being spoiled

Performing a weighted average of her duties, that labor & delivery thing keeps our Yin & Yang in balance...........

You forgot one other very important statistic:
100% whipped.
:lol:
 

JBSLJames

New Member
Originally posted by wdwhoneymooner
Performing a weighted average of her duties, that labor & delivery thing keeps our Yin & Yang in balance...........

That keeps your ying and yang in balance? I find that helping out around the house keeps my Penn and Teller in balance, if you know what I'm talking about.

If you do, please tell me, cause I have no idea.
 

JBSLJames

New Member
How about that previous post. . .come on Penn and Teller. . . that's good stuff. Alright. Anybody see Oprah's show yesterday. All about men and women and intimacy (sorry San Fran and Mass. . . . MEN and WOMEN). My wife said it was a pretty good show. Something about a "Ladies Night" :lookaroun
 

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