Stuff Nobody Says

[Tick Tock]

I have no reaction when I hear Don't Stop Believin' start playing.

I've never heard that song.

 

[PUSH]

I've never heard that song.

Big Al does not move me to tears with his rendition of Blood on the Saddle.

 

[Driver]

We are so excited... tomorrow is our last day of vacation!

 

[Tick Tock]

Why is it usually the loudest people you hear in public who seem to be the most distinguished and intelligent?

 

[PUSH]

My favorite coworker is the one who brings an egg into a meeting and starts eating it.

 

[Tick Tock]

Like most people, I hate eggs.

 

[PUSH]

I've never been tempted to go around a revolving door multiple times.