Stuff Nobody Says

JenniferS

Time To Be Movin’ Along
Premium Member
Everyone thinks I'm cool when I tell them I got this bruise from a pergola mishap.
Hubby and I were in the shower on Saturday morning. (TMI, I know, but it's germane to the story.)

He points to a bruise on my arm.
H: How'd you get this?
Me: Pergola.

He points to a bruise on my leg.
H: And this?
Me: Pergola.

H: Rib?
Me: Pergola.

Anyways, apparently I have at least 15 small, medium, and large bruises. Everywhere.
And for some reason, he insisted on counting multiple times. Men!
 

seahawk7

Well-Known Member
I am able to walk to freely in this Disney park. What I need is a large family to get right in front of me and walk at a snail's pace while having their heads buried in a park map. Better yet, let them stop walking altogether and have a conversation.
 

Goofyernmost

Well-Known Member
Hubby and I were in the shower on Saturday morning. (TMI, I know, but it's germane to the story.)

He points to a bruise on my arm.
H: How'd you get this?
Me: Pergola.

He points to a bruise on my leg.
H: And this?
Me: Pergola.

H: Rib?
Me: Pergola.

Anyways, apparently I have at least 15 small, medium, and large bruises. Everywhere.
And for some reason, he insisted on counting multiple times. Men!
Pictures or it didn't happen! :jawdrop: And the Germans aren't on trial here!
 

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