Alternate endings to Stitch's Great Escape? Oh, I could have fun with this!
-Stitch escapes to Astro Orbitor, where his rocket fails and crashes into the Rockettower Plaza Stage, which promptly explodes.
-Stitch escapes into the Carousel of Progress, where Rover very thoroughly uses him as a chew toy.
-Stitch is beamed away by X-S Tech to the planet of the monster alien, and, well... it's messy, folks.
-Stitch escapes to Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger spin where he is skewered by the lasers of hundreds of Junior Space Rangers.
-Stitch escapes to Progress City, where he meets a nice girl in the choir at his church, has 2.5 kids with her, and otherwise leads a prosperous and happy life.
-Stitch escapes to Pirates of the Caribbean where he is, well... um, pillaged.
-Stitch escapes to The Enchante Tiki Room, where he commits an obscene act of violence against Iago and Zazu, then commits an obscene yet catchy song and dance number with the War Gods, who subsequently commit an obscene act of smite against Stitch.
-Stitch escapes to Phil Holmes office where he is told, "In an effort to save money, we are no longer going to animate you from the waist down."
-Stitch escapes to Main Street, where he soon is mistaken for a witch and burned at the stake.
-Stitch escapes to Toontown Fair and goes to work for Scrooge McDuck, and eventually serves Mickey his eviction notice.
-Stitch escapes to the World-Famous Jungle Cruise, where SirGoofy introduces him to Chief Name.
-Stitch escapes to Dumbo, where he DEMANDS the pink elephant!