The sample itinerary...it's something else.
Let's break it down:
Day 1
1pm - arrive at terminal
1:15 - 1:30 -
Launch Pad to Starcruiser - if this is immersive, this could actually be pretty cool.
1:45 - 2:15 -
Ship Orientation - not sure what this means but it sounds more like going to camp than an all-inclusive.
3:00 - 3:30 -
Light Refreshments - we've arrived now for over 2 hours and all we've done is get talked to and sipped strange space drinks. Hoping to take advantage of this time to be able to "explore the ship"
3:30 - 4:00 -
Sabacc lessons - Sabacc is a card game in the Star Wars universe. This means that our first scheduled activity is to play 30 minutes of cards. Imagine trying to keep two 8-10 year old boys still playing cards for a half hour.
4:00 - 4:30 -
Muster - so for a half hour we gather... for what?
4:30 - 5:00 -
Captain's reception - Dinner is after this so I am hoping that this is an immersive show experience but I am being optimistic here.
5:30 - 7:00 -
Dinner featuring live music - this could be fun and enjoyable. The food on the website looks strange but you are paying for that experience. They key will be taste and I will be looking at websites like this one for food reviews.
7:15 - 7:30 -
Outer Rim Regalia - not sure what this means but its short.
7:30 - 8:00 -
Unexpected Story Moment - this will be hit or miss. The problem is its only 30 minutes long. You're paying for an immersive story experience and its honestly only a 30 minute session.
8:00 - 8:45 -
Bridge Training - maybe you get to "fly" the ship?
8:30 - 8:45 -
Special Atrium Entertainment - a brief show before the end of the night.
Day 2
7:00 - 7:30 -
breakfast
8:15 - 8:25 -
Transportation shuttle to Batuu - so you paid all this money to ride the ship and you are being sent off to the theme park.
8:45 - 9:30 -
Star Wars - Rise of the Resistance - so 45 minutes of your morning is to ride this ride???
9:30 - 9:50 -
Story Moment - a story moment occurs inside the park. This is actually interesting but again is only 20 minutes.
10:00 - 10:30 -
Millenium Falcon Smuggler's Run - again, 30 minutes for this ride.
11:15 - 12:15 -
Lunch at Docking Bay 7 Food and Cargo - an hour long excursion lunch at a grab-and-go cafeteria.
12:40 - 12:50 -
Transport Shuttle to Star Cruiser - so we spent about 4 hours at Hollywood Studious which I guess is included in the price of stay but still...
1:00 - 1:30 -
Lightsaber training - this could actually be really cool. Why is this only 30 minutes then? We need more excursions / activities like this.
2:30 - 2:50 -
Droid Racing Competition - hoping kids make the droids.
3:00 - 3:30 -
Build a Model Ship - This is cool but not very immersive.
4:00 - 5:00 -
Sabacc tournament - a 1 hour card tournament. So we will have spent 90 minutes-ish of our time playing cards.
5:00 - 5:30 -
Cocktails at Sublight Lounge - by this point, we will need a much longer amount of time sipping cocktails...
5:30 - 7:00 -
Taste Around the Galaxy dinner - sounds like it has potential
7:30 - 8:45 -
Story Moment - a 75 minute story excursion - we need more of THIS
10:00 - 11:00 -
Spectacular Finale - this could be cool. Sounds like a story / show.
Day 3
8:30 - 9:30 -
Breakfast
9:30 - 10:00 -
Launch Pad to Terminal
Overall, there is a decent amount of story here, but there is also
clearly a lot of filler. I hope that there are choices you can pick from for your itinerary. For instance, I would not want to learn a card game that I would never use ever again and pay lots of money to learn it. This place could have had so much more potential. I am hoping Disney learns from this. That being said,
I am also hoping Disney proves me wrong.