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Stand Up Comedy Quotes
- Thread starter DarkImage4
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WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
I got some ice cream...
You ain't got no iiiiiiice cream.
Cuz' you on da welllllfare.
Yo daddy's an alcohollllllic.
Wanna lick?
PSYCHE!
*drop*
YOU DROPPED YOUR IIIIIIICE CREAM!
You ain't got no iiiiiiice cream.
Cuz' you on da welllllfare.
Yo daddy's an alcohollllllic.
Wanna lick?
PSYCHE!
*drop*
YOU DROPPED YOUR IIIIIIICE CREAM!
WDWFREAK53
Well-Known Member
Try this one...
What do you call a eskimo dwarf?
A frigid midget with a rigid digit.
What do you call a Japanese prize fighter whose father has diarrhea?
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy.
What do you call a eskimo dwarf?
A frigid midget with a rigid digit.
What do you call a Japanese prize fighter whose father has diarrhea?
A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy.
WDWFREAK53 said:
Good ol' Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling!
*MichelleP*
Member
This cracks me up each time I hear it (sorry guys!):
"They say marriage is a contract. No, it's not. Contracts come with warrantees. When something goes wrong, you can take it back to the manufacturer. If your husband starts acting up, you can't take him back to his mama's house. 'I don't know; he just stopped working. He's just laying around making a funny noise
Who is it?
"They say marriage is a contract. No, it's not. Contracts come with warrantees. When something goes wrong, you can take it back to the manufacturer. If your husband starts acting up, you can't take him back to his mama's house. 'I don't know; he just stopped working. He's just laying around making a funny noise
Who is it?