Squirrels

[FutureCEO]

Ok, this happened at work today.

A person went up to the FLS (floor store manager-whcih basically helps the cashier and the self checkout) and said I can't find your big bag of nuts. We sell a 5 pound bag of shelled peanuts. Anyway, they had me go and help her and I recuited someone else to help me. Anyway, we couldn't find it, we even asked the ehad honcho. The other person told her that we didn't have any and then she says "WHAT DO I TELL MY SQUIRRELS". Needless to say...when he told me that, I was laughing so hard I was crying and I laughed for about 20 minutes straight. I would have laughed in her face if she told me that.

First of all, why pet squirrels and or why does she feed squirrels
Second of all, does the squirrels talk back :lol:

 

[FutureCEO]

In another episode, a person bought 1300 dollars worth of food. No business. Four or Five carriages full. She didn't have card so she had a 15% surcharge added on which was a couple hundred....she ended up buying a membership for $40 dollars and getting her couple hundred back.

 

[SirNim]

I hate squirrels. Squirrles have committed a great number of crimes against me and my family.

1.) As you may know, I planted a summer vegetable garden earlier this year (to see the pics, please click the link in my sig titled "Click here to visit SirNim's Webring"). Anyway, in the past few weeks, the vegetables have ripened to the point of harvest. Well, guess what?

Before I could pluck a single ear of corn off my stalks, the squirrles has already feasted on it... on EVERY LAST EAR OF CORN THAT WAS GROWING!

What piggish jerks those squirrles are. I hate them. Jerks.

2.) And, just this past week, the squirrels RIPPED the WINDOW SCREEN off of a little shed we have in out backyard to contain our pool's filter, and other backyard goodies like chairs and hoses and that sort of thing. The squirrels RIPPED thorugh the window screen, pushed a heavy box off of its perch atop a basket containing bird food, and then feasted on the bird food..

Boy, I hate squirrels... They have a lot of nerve... Jerks... *buys a shotgun and waits outside for the next squirrel he sees*

 

[tigsmom]

We've has squirrels chew thru heavy duty plastic containers to get to the bird seed...left the seed just ate nuts and sunflower seeds. They are very clever.

 

[Horizons1]

Originally posted by SirNim

Boy, I hate squirrels... They have a lot of nerve... Jerks... *buys a shotgun and waits outside for the next squirrel he sees*

*Quickly takes off squirrel suit and slips it into closet*
Maybe it is a little to early for Halloween costumes:lookaroun :lol:

 

[pinkrose]

I know someone who refers to them as TREE RATS. :lol:

They are quiet clever. I like to sit and watch them playing out in the yard.

 

[Yellow Shoes]

Gotta agree with SirNim.

About 3 weeks ago in the paper there was a cartoon.

2 squirrels are sitting in front of a tomato plant, each with a tomato clutched in their nasty little squirrel hands.

"That WAS a prize winning tomato."

"No, THAT was a prize winning tomato."

 

[Lil'mermaid]

Im not too big on squirrels, but they normaly dont bother me. I was in EPCOT when I saw one run right past my feet with a fry in its mouth... I then went off in search of the fries. They only place that sold them wasnt open yet... how on earth did he get one!!!!!




Clever lil pests arent they?

 

[jojoyner55]

It is a well known fact that all the squirrels at WDW are free roaming Audio-Animatronic figures: Marvels of miniaturization that make that dinosaur at CA look like a throw back!:animwink:

 

[Bagheera]

Squirrels kept chewing through our cable wires. After four or five repairs, Time Warner finally gave up and buried the wire from the pole to our house. We haven't had picture problems since then.