Ok, things just keep getting stranger and stranger.
It's currently a whopping 114° outside where I am. People's air conditioners are failing and a section of my neighborhood lost power last night (thankfully not me). They're calling this a once-in-a-millenium heat bubble right now since we're usually only at 70° this time of year and it's never been 114° here ever. It's never been recorded once.
If I completely disappear for a bit, it's because I have no power (our power grid here is fragile as heck so that doesn't help). I'll apologize in advance for any absence that may happen because of this. I hope it gets cooler sooner rather than later, or I'll be a human puddle.