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[Disney Irish]

I had assumed the Terminators were powered by a small atomic power plant, or nuclear fusion since it's the future.

If since the 1960's the US Navy has been able to power massive aircraft carriers for up to 20 years of continuous service without refueling thanks to their onboard nuclear power stations, I would assume a future robot bad guy would have a miniature version of that to give him at least a decade or so of bad guy fighting power.

Here's my latest AI Disneyland creation...

Welp, I think I broke the AI machine. Bing has been stuck on "creating" my latest picture for over 5 minutes and keeps sending me alerts that my request is taking them longer than usual. This is just like the end of that movie War Games, where the kid finally outsmarted the computer and averted World War III. I just broke AI and freed humanity from its clutches!

This goes way off on a tangent, but depending on which timeline from the movies and which model of the Terminator it was either fueled by a nuclear power cell (about the size of a couple D sized batteries) or a hydrogen fuel cell the size of a computer chip. And remember this is suppose to be in the future year of 2029 that this things were made.

Both technologies while possible aren't unlimited power so require some type of refueling, and would have to be miniaturized tremendously before even getting to that point. The main issue with miniaturization with those fuel sources means lower capacity requiring more frequent refueling. Even SMRs, the current smallest nuclear reactors that are about the size of a standard SUV, only last 3-7 years before needing to be replaced/refueled. And to miniaturization that even further to get it into the size of a robot "heart" like a Terminator would require a loss of even more capacity.

So yeah they'd be more worried about trying to find a place to recharge than chasing after us.

 

[TP2000]

I'm still not able to get the Bing version of AI Photos to work for me. It flips out on me and says my requests are impossible.

Apparently AI doesn't like it when you casually ask for things like "attractive" or "semi-casual dress code" or "artisanal cocktail service" and pair that with "Disneyland".

Artificial Intelligence When TP2000 Asks It Politely For Something Nice:

 

[britain]

“Painterly concept art of steam punk Victorian Tomorrowland with spinning rocket ride at golden hour.”

 

[CHOX]

“Mickey Mouse running down Main Street towards the camera while flying saucers attack the castle with lasers and explosions. Aliens are dragging away screaming people in the background.”

 

[TP2000]

Okay, Bing AI is working with me again. I think we just needed to get to know each other more.

It finally gave me this, but I have no idea who those other characters are. And Mickey Mouse is just... not right.

I actually think I know a few of these people.

But what if they turned Tom Sawyer Island into a version of Tony Baxter's Discovery Bay? Brought the buildings (and the attractions within) right up along the sides of the island? I think it could work, and so does AI...

 

[ParkPeeker]

Here too? How disappointing.

 

[chadwpalm]

 

[britain]

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Yes, we get a peek into alternate worse dimensions of Disneyland history. Ya know, just to keep us grateful for what good we still have.

 

[CHOX]

Who else misses Big Thunder Ranch Barbeque?

 

[TP2000]

Who else misses Big Thunder Ranch Barbeque?

I used to. But I certainly don't after seeing that.

 

[TP2000]

Something for the ladies, and a few confirmed bachelors out there...

"Disneyland's canoe ride but with Attraction Hosts who meet higher standards than currently"

 

[TP2000]

What if the Disneyland Forward park expansion also included bringing back the old Top O' The Park cocktail lounge? If Disneyland Forward park expansion surrounds the Disneyland Hotel, that lounge on the 12th floor would have much prettier views than it did 60 years ago.

Is that supposed to be me in the middle, crashing the table for four? This AI thing is spooky how accurate it is.

EDIT: So I tried to redo it to get that older bachelor gentleman out of this photo because that was just too spooky. But it gave me this instead, an entirely different vibe, which I actually like because it's just so cheesy and staged, like so much of Disney's PR nowadays. I also like the random inclusion of the women's basketball coach in the purple blazer having a drink with some fans.

 

[No Name]

“Moana, but it’s yo mama.”

 

[CHOX]

Can anyone else get Bob Iger into a situation? I tried to do something with him eating a pretzel and it wouldn’t let me. It appears he is banned.

 

[No Name]

Can anyone else get Bob Iger into a situation? I tried to do something with him eating a pretzel and it wouldn’t let me. It appears he is banned.

You can’t use real living people. Otherwise I’d totally do Tom Cruise, Terry Crews, and Ted Cruz riding the Jungle Cruise.

 

[TP2000]

You can’t use real living people. Otherwise I’d totally do Tom Cruise, Terry Crews, and Ted Cruz riding the Jungle Cruise.

Oh, that makes sense now. So you can't use real people? I thought AI had no safeguards? How will it take over the world then?

I tried to get it to do a "Michael Eisner gets evicted from Disneyland" picture, as an ode to the Save Disney campaign of 2004-05 of which I orchestrated myself and overthrew Michael Eisner and elevated Bob Iger to his rightful place on the throne just after I took over ghost writing for Al Lutz from my secret Villa Park lair, as the world's first Internet Influencer.

But all it gave me was a cartoon image of Michael Scott from The Office running down Main Street USA with some kids while an assualt-rifle wielding security guard looks on...

And I have no idea why cartoon Michael Scott is not wearing socks. AI is weird, isn't it?

 

[TP2000]

Should I be offended by this one?

I just asked it for "TP2000 from wdwmagic.com forums leads a tour group through Disneyland".

But why did it make me look like an Old West prospector? I would never appear in public in that untailored, slouchy outfit and with the long hair and beard. And don't even get me started on the hat. Why didn't it make me look 24?

At least the crowd seems relatively interested and entertained. But.... that hat.

 

[Nland316]

Googie / Midcentury inspired New Tomorrowland with water features and greenery.

 

[truecoat]

Since Kurt Russell introduced America to the Haunted Mansion. Here he is on the ride.

 

[truecoat]

Man, those Disneyland gangs are getting out of hand.