Over the holiday weekend, I made it through a metal detector at a MK resort with my pocket knife. It was clipped and visible in the plyers pocket of a pair of fishing shorts. The knife was a CRKT M16 with metal handle. I had no intention of going to the MK when we got to the resort, but dinner plans changed, and next thing I knew I was in the security line, 2 people in front of me and I felt it. Figured I would set the detector off and say oops, I forgot I had it, and it would be taken away forever. Walked through, nothing. Then I had the strangest combination of feelings, relief, disgust, anger, and betrayal. Was the machine off, or is this all one big stupid joke? How many hours have I spent in line at Disney security? Is it all one big waste of time?