Scary Clown At the Boardwalk

Wckd Queen

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AAaaahhh....I remember Luna Park, but not the freaky clown. Must have blocked it out...like Im now trying to block out the image of Speedo Bob floating there in his speedo :lol:
 

Speedo Bob

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Maria that picture that I sent you was not supposed to be released to the public.

Another note, how come all you guys act like fat guys in Speedos are the worst thing in the world. Every time you go to the beach, or on vacation you will see at least a few of us.We are normal people just like all of you, just that we have rather poor eating habits and we all kinda like to flaunt our girth. I do notice that the majority of woman put there hands over there eyes when I walk by, but 9 times out of 10 I catch them sneeking a pick at the Speedo man.So there has to be some sort of attraction towards me, I think they get a little curious and like Maria they all " want to take a walk on the Speedo side."
 

Maria

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Originally posted by Speedo Bob
Maria that picture that I sent you was not supposed to be released to the public.

Another note, how come all you guys act like fat guys in Speedos are the worst thing in the world. Every time you go to the beach, or on vacation you will see at least a few of us.We are normal people just like all of you, just that we have rather poor eating habits and we all kinda like to flaunt our girth. I do notice that the majority of woman put there hands over there eyes when I walk by, but 9 times out of 10 I catch them sneeking a pick at the Speedo man.So there has to be some sort of attraction towards me, I think they get a little curious and like Maria they all " want to take a walk on the Speedo side."

I am sorry Bob, but I thought you may want to let the girls see what a hunk you really are when you are stading in front of the mirror. I just thought it would increase your popularity even more, although, quite frankly, you don´t need more popularity, you can barely hold the crowds of women already crazy for you!

What do you mean by "taking a walk on the Speedo side"? If you mean that I would like to wear a Speedo, well... they don´t look bad in women, and they are actually comfy, specially if that is ALL you are wearing... :D :p

If you mean walking by your side... well... unfortunately that will not be possible anymore... although a matching pair of speedos would have looked nice. What a pity... :wave:
 

Speedo Bob

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Maria " Taking a walk on the Speedo side" is my version of " Taking a walk on the wild side" when I see a girl at the beach or on a vacation that I kinda have a liken to, well I use that as my top pick up line. It usually goes something like this " Hey sugar I saw you looking at me with in your eyes, how would you like to take a walk on the Speedo Side?" The result from this pick up line is usually mase in the eyes and a slap in the face. The good news is that I have been sprayed by mase so many times that it no longer really bothers me any more, I really kinda of expect it. May be I should change my line it really has not even worked once.Can you guys come up with some good pick up lines for me to use on the ladies?

tigsmom: People like you are giving Speedo such a bad name. Speedo followers like myself try so hard not to ruin the great wonderfull brand that is Speedo. For example I promote Speedo's to all of the people in my neighbourhood and to all my family as well. Now I haven't convienced any one to switch to Speedo bathing Suits quite yet, but I think I will convert someone sooner or later.

When I put my Speedo on it is a feeling of freedom, and I want every one to have that same emotion that I have when they slam on a Speedo. There is just something about that is really out of this World. My goal in life is to prove that Speedo's are more then just a bathing suit for fat guys or foreign guys it is a way of life.
 

Speedo Bob

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Originally posted by darthdarrel
:lol: My oldest brother is 150 pds and he likes speedos and I even pick on him for wearing them! :D Speedos :hurl:

Darrel: Your older brother must be the coolist guy. I wish that I had an older brother that wears Speedo's. Instead I was an only child with no friends and I had a very very lonely childhood.
 

Maria

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Originally posted by darthdarrel
:lol: My oldest brother is 150 pds and he likes speedos and I even pick on him for wearing them! :D Speedos :hurl:

Oh Darrel, you crack me up! :lol:
Don´t know why, but this doesn´t surprise me... :lol: :animwink: :animwink:
 

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