When things are aimed at a certain demographic, the media latches on. It's a decent musical. In the Heights was better.I just hate Hamilton. I don't understand the obsession with it at all. Frankly, Lin Manuel Miranda's overrated. I do like In the Heights, however.
I love Hamilton (and Moana and Encanto and I enjoyed In the Heights). But f-bombs aside, it's the story of a guy who gets shot in a gun duel. I don't see any chance Disney brings that into their park.They're not going to do Hamilton at DCA (though I'd love it if they did), not when LMM has produced two extremely marketable actual Disney films.
But if they did, they'd just...cut the F bombs, which would be extraordinarily easy to do and change nothing about the show in any meaningful way. Shocking, I know.
Oh, I'm sure it's coming. People in the CBJ thread can't stop tripping over themselves to announce that they're ok with the changing of that attraction and "ho hum, well we all knew it was coming, so I guess it's fine." Meanwhile, people seem equally ok with WDW's assertion that it doesn't really matter where they put the Hatbox Ghost. It's really embarassing, and doesn't bode well for future attraction changes.I'm honestly still shocked the duellists (and the ghost host suicide) are still in the Mansion. (Not that I'm advocating for their removal; it's an observation based on Disney and depictions of violence in the parks in the modern era.)
Which is why at Disneyland, Snow White's SCARY Adventures became her Enchanted Wish...Oh, I'm sure it's coming. People in the CBJ thread can't stop tripping over themselves to announce that they're ok with the changing of that attraction and "ho hum, well we all knew it was coming, so I guess it's fine." Meanwhile, people seem equally ok with WDW's assertion that it doesn't really matter where they put the Hatbox Ghost. It's really embarassing, and doesn't bode well for future attraction changes.
The notion that family friendly entertainment exclusively means 'squeaky clean entertainment that my extremely sensitive five year old can enjoy' will inevitably mean that any bite will be removed from attractions in the future-never mind that people will continue to show their children Snow White, Pinocchio, Wizard of Oz, etc. and be "shocked" that these films that "everyone knows are for families" are darker than they remember and that maybe, just maybe, their fragile five year old can handle it, actually. If you try to please everyone, you end up pleasing no one.
I actually 100% understand the Snow White changes. The gulf between what people expected that ride to be and what it actually was had always simply been too great. They actually did a pretty good job with that one, all things considered.Which is why at Disneyland, Snow White's SCARY Adventures became her Enchanted Wish...
Changes to Mansion do seem inevitable.
I avoided it for a long time because of all of the hype, but when I finally saw it...I got it. The writing is incredibly complex with the sheer volume of lyrics crammed into the show and the different styles of the characters as well as subtle allusions. It is a work of genius.I just hate Hamilton. I don't understand the obsession with it at all. Frankly, Lin Manuel Miranda's overrated. I do like In the Heights, however.
Scary Adventures wasn't my favourite, but I did enjoy it. That and Pinocchio's Daring Adventures were fun to go on and a great work of storytelling in a different medium. The new version...it gives me tonal whiplash and feels rushed at the end. I wish they would have just ripped it out and designed a new attraction from the ground up rather than trying to lighten up scenes and shove in a random finale sequence.I actually 100% understand the Snow White changes. The gulf between what people expected that ride to be and what it actually was had always simply been too great. They actually did a pretty good job with that one, all things considered.
But I'd also be lying if I said I was emotionally attached to ANY version of that ride.
Counterpoint on the tonal whiplash of new Snow White: the 83 version ended with the witch dying, followed by "They lived Happily Ever After" painted on a wall, and please step out to your left. The argument could be made that there was tonal whiplash from a guest perspective-clearly people stopped reading the marquee after the words "Snow White", just as they had for over 60 years.Scary Adventures wasn't my favourite, but I did enjoy it. That and Pinocchio's Daring Adventures were fun to go on and a great work of storytelling in a different medium. The new version...it gives me tonal whiplash and feels rushed at the end. I wish they would have just ripped it out and designed a new attraction from the ground up rather than trying to lighten up scenes and shove in a random finale sequence.
"Mirror mirror under a bridge, does this feel cheap? Yes a smidge."
Yeah, the mural is what caused a lot of issues. It would have been cheaper to just paint over the mural.Counterpoint on the tonal whiplash of new Snow White: the 83 version ended with the witch dying, followed by "They lived Happily Ever After" painted on a wall, and please step out to your left. The argument could be made that there was tonal whiplash from a guest perspective-clearly people stopped reading the marquee after the words "Snow White", just as they had for over 60 years.
It would have been nice if they had designed something from the ground up, but I also imagine they would have gotten a fair amount of backlash from many if they had removed one of the OG Fantasyland dark rides completely.
I think the core issue is/was that even if you put the word "Scary" into the title, most people just don't expect a ride starring Snow White to be one of the scarier rides in the park. The lame ending didn't help, but wasn't as big of an issue as the expectation mismatch.Yeah, the mural is what caused a lot of issues. It would have been cheaper to just paint over the mural.
And, as a fan, I'd rather lose a classic to a new ride than lose a classic to a Frankenride.
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